>he does "the virgin sleep" Is there an easier way

>>37108967
lmao, I always hug my pillow, falling asleep crying. Thnx for making me feel a bit better about myself anon

this says nothing about personalilty its ridicolous to believe in

Story checks out, I cuddle a rolled-up comforter and imagine it's an anime girl

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>>37109282
>Personality: suspicious
hmmm...

Needs more dakimakura.

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here i made it for you uu

>>37110249

leave a bump therere

>>37110213
I'm a virgin and I sleep exactly like this. I simply can't sleep without a pillow between my legs, it's too uncomfortable.

>>37110213
Fuggg all these apply to me.

J U S T

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>>37110421
who /coocoonandpileofpillows/ here?

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>>37108967
>not piling at least 4 head pillows together in an attempt to recreate a human form lying next to you
Plebian

>>37108967
I roll over and splay out a lot. By the time I wake up my bedsheets are a complete mess, and my arms are usually above my head, but I move around in my sleep enough that there's not exactly one position.

>>37110606
Cavelife

>he does the virgin walk
>i don't get it was i lost in and a girl said i did it when i told her

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I'm not a virgin and I still clutch a pillow

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Heres the full diagram if anyone actually gives a fuck

>>37110606

its originally the only way

>>37110949
>Freefaller
>Friendly
well this is shit, sage thread

>not sleeping in fetal position
pregnancy confirms that OP is the most comfortable position while sleeping/resting

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>>37110949
Who here /foetusbutwith5extrapillows/?

>>37110213
having a pillow between your legs helps with backpain and other shit, thats what my chiropractor told me. its also top comfy~

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>>37112567

who here /shitbuildup/ ?

it took a few months to really get started, but once you get it going it's best in slot

start out by shiting on your bed every night before you go to sleep. it will eventually build up into a nice muddy insulating cocoon.

there are a few warnings though- only do a shit on it if you shit is clay-ish, NO wet/sloppy shits allowed outerwise your bed will go soggy and it will fuck everything up

Also no spicy/chilli shits, basically nothing that will irritate your skin as you will be in contact with it when you sleep. if you are unsure of your shit consistency it pays to have a shit bucket to dump into first to inspect, then add it to the bed

after a few months of shitting on the bed you will have a nice clay-type bed, it will stay warm for hours when you get in it and warm it up, it's totaly natural and very comfortable

it's more effective than memory foam at moulding to your body shape and provides nice support in addition to the mattress

been doing this for like 4 years now and the shit layer is really quality. once it starts building up too much to keep on, you can take a long piece of wood and level the whole thing off, and slough off the top stuff, leaving a perfect smooth layer of shit on top fresh and comfy to sleep in. always look forward to those nights

>>37108967
I sleep on my tummy though!

>>37112727
That means you're a dick and balls eater.