Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5318. page

Because it's not as easy as 8 lines of green-text.

>>37149475
You'll get bored. The whole mpoint of wagecucking isn't money, it's to keep you sane.

>>37149475
>implying that people would buy your book

>4:20 was already an entire MONTH ago

dude what the FUCK lmao

>>37149470
Five months in still nothing has changed

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>May 20, 2017
>10 days left

Job interview for what kind of job?

>>37149980
retail, should be easy enough but I'll probably still spill spaghetti everywhere

>>37149411
It's inevitable in an extroverted American workplace that you'll be stigmatized somewhat for being an introvert

But if you do your work, sit and listen in meetings/lunches, and be friendly/polite - you'll be just fine

>Step 1: You're a faggot, get off this board
>Step 2: Kill youself. Faggot.

>>37149321
>I'm str8

guess again

>>37149321
>looks like a man
>has a pussy

Literally the worst combination.

>>37149233
>Why are *morons like this?

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>at family dinner for easter/xmas/whatever event
>reluctantly show up because my mum will cry if i dont
>get into discussions about semi-controversial topics
>like normal it's everyone Vs me
>present facts and evidence for my side of the discussion
>"well you have no (((life experience))), you don't even (((work))), you don't even have a (((gf))) and barely leave the (((house))), your (((opinion))) is invalid"

And my parents wonder why I don't like being around normies....

inb4 edgy teen, I'm 29.

>>37149275
synonymous

Getting a gf is 40% facial aesthetics, 40% being interesting and sociable, 5%height, 5 money, 5% gains and 5% everything else.

>>37149154
I'm taller than Mac Miller and would still husbando him. He's a qt.

Because she is only 5ft anon

>>37149048
You are not. And it's not nonsensical. Why else would a female want to look at you unless she was romantically interested? It just doesn't make sense. That's really the only reason a female would come in contact with you, so it makes complete sense.

>>37149191
I sense the sarcasm in your post. :(

You can't blame me for thinking they are interested, as a KHHV I get very optimistic.

>>37149048
I'm a filthy normie and I think everyone is romantically interested in me, that way I can silently deny most of them and feel like I'm giving those I hit on the privilege. Anyone who rejects me just changed their mind. It happens.

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>famous
>distinct style
>comedian
>rich
try again norman

Guess I'm a woman

He has confidence, something I lack.

>>37148667
You probably have too many X chromosomes, wimp.

>5'6" and 7 inch dick

It means I get a lot of pussy.

>5'11" and 4 inch dick

My body is worse faggot

Nino

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I bet you look like this guy.

>>37148563
Stop watching porn and you'll be a completely different person. I am exactly like that when I watch it for even a couple of days. Agitated and just pissed off but completely empty feeling at the same time. I don't even want to talk to other people because I know how my EQ takes a nosedive off a cliff and I become a fucking horrible person.

lick her out and laugh that these stupid normies dont even eat their own cummies

poop in her mouth

C@ll 911 immediately.

S-Stop mocking my coffee addiction..

>>37148498
Nice thread, again

Op I haven't gotten Up to make my coffee yet.

To soon

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I rack disciprine.
90% of my problems stem from that and it's the reason I will forever be a failure, I would sell my left arm to the devil in exchange for discipline, not the right one though.

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I'm physically weak. Emotionally unstable. Intellectually stagnant. I'm not funny, talented, or successful. My social skills are non existent and my lifestyle is unhealthy.

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>>37148474
prone to addiction, immature, physically weak, low self-control (with drugs, food, etc)

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>>37148224
ones that are dead :^)

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who /cockatielmasterrace/ here?

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>>37148224
I've loved tardigrades for years now, I want a giant one

>>37148153
I'll take 'things that could've been prevented' for 500 Alex.

Stupid roastie. Die

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tfw i didnt had to suck dick to be ignored

You deserve to be ignored.

Worthless whore.