What are your favorite animals, /r9k/? For me it's snow

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>>37148224
ones that are dead :^)

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who /cockatielmasterrace/ here?

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>>37148224
I've loved tardigrades for years now, I want a giant one

>>37148224
I dont like animals because their behavior is unpredictable
>inb4 edge

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I want a big cute giant chinese salamander as a pet

>>37148364
>that fucking monstrosity
>cute

>>37148224
You don't think their cute you just want to want to live in Japan you weeb

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sloths and owls

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I love the shape of their face

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>tfw no giant snail bro

>>37148364
I didn't know Mel Gibson had a salamander, sugar tits

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The cheetah
>can run fast, faster than any other animal
>barely 50/50 chance of catching prey anyways
>when he finally catches one it can be easily stolen by everyone else (lions, hyenas, etc)
>physically weak so gets destroyed if he fights against the other predators
>usually has to climb a tree out of anyone's reach and eat as quietly as possible to avoid being bullied
>the lonely males get together and form packs while females abandon them and only care about feeding themselves and their cubs

>>37148224
Birb masterrace

>>37148543
Do you think you could take a cheetah in a fight?
They look frail as fuck, I bet I could just jump on its back and strangle it to death without much difficulty.

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>>37148543
>the lonely males get together and form packs while females abandon them and only care about feeding themselves and their cubs
thats sad

>>37148244
why am i so turned on by this phycotic evil bitch

>>37148543
They're also super inbred.

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>>37148583
>without much difficulty.
depends on your definition of difficulty, they are still vicious and passive aggressive, just like a robot
https://youtu.be/GPjLb2VUp6I
But indeed it's very unlikely to be killed by one
>>37148682
Usually the packs of males are formed by brothers after the mom gets a new dick and leaves them to their own devices

>>37148244
What the fuck is going on in that pic?

ergebvv

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I wish I could have a cockatoo. I used to spend a lot of time just watching cockatoo videos on youtube.
>>37148247
Good taste as well.

>>37148758
y-you too?

originalllioio

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I like foxen. They're cute and make funny sounds. I occasionally see them in my backyard. Citycucks and suburbanegros will never know this feel. I don't know why we let these non-humans even come online. Every bad post is made by a city or suburb dwelling fagtron.

Octopuses.

They're smart as fuck, practically alien in terms of biology, and they're pretty chill with humans out of curiosity.

It's a tragedy they live such short lives :(

>>37149376
>tfw cityfag
my favorite animal is foxes too

>>37149412
>It's a tragedy they live such short lives :(
Everything should desu

>>37148247
BIRBS ARE BEST PETS

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banan cat

>>37149480
I only take issue with humans desu.

>>37149412
My nigger.
I like the story about the aquarium where every night the octopus would crawl out if his tank into the next tank over and go to town eating all the fish in there.

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>>37148224
Ants
They're seriously so fascinating, the way it is in their nature to create giant civilisations, every ant being a cog in a well-oiled machine.

>>37150517
that is very nice that you scaled the picture for ants anon

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I like stungrays because nobody likes them, but they can still be friendly and you can pet them if you tempt them with shrimp or whatever.

>>37149412
Best tastes in this thread. First thing we should use perfected genetic engineering for is giving octopi a longer lifespan.

>>37149412
>>37150296
>>37150548
lol, octuposes are gay cowards. you are btich faggots. i used to catch octuposes and beat them till death. cowards.
when i did spearfish octupose would wait till i catch a fish and grab it. the cowards, i take him with my hands and bite him to shreds, for trying his pussy trics on the apex species.

dont fuck with real human.
who love octopuses are bitch ass sub humans.
i sold them 10$ the kilo.

>>37150792
Nice try, squid. You will always be the inferior cephalopod.

rats are cool

they give normies diseases so they're awesome in my book

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>>37150865
bitch ass faggot, talking gebbrish.
stick to your trap memes faggot.

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Olm is my spirit animal
>pale
>blind as shit
>gross
>weak, useless noodle arms
>never leaves its cave

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>>37148224
I'm a fan of the secretary bird

>>37148388
There are very few animals I don't find cute, honestly. The only exceptions are the ones that fall into the uncanny valley territory for me like ogre face spiders and snub-nosed monkeys.

>>37148224
Alligators fit my style.
>ugly
>shitty teeth
>likes swampy areas
>pissed all of the time
>probably post on /r9k/