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ded discord server that we're trying to revive
pls join
youre exceptionally welcome if you play osu

exCQk2R

feel free to advertise your server on this thread if you have one
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filled with miserable gay weeaboos
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mfw new discord thread
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>>37643132
its faggots like you who are killing r9k and next if ur going quicken the death of r9k grow a pair and post a actual link

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why are men better at being woman than women?
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because they know what makes your dick hard dumbass, so much easier to please a dick when you have one
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>>37643047
because men are better at everything. too bad society fell for the equality meme
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That is one ugly fucking trap

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how do i get a long term cute boyfriend
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Be a girl
oringinainei
Oh and in Europe
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>>37642959
ask random men for sex and stick with the ones that eat ass
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>>37642969
but i was born male
>>37642985
i don't want sex

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where do robots find friends?
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you don't
real robots accept their fate as lonely soul sucking losers and have the decency to kill themselves
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>>37642903
sauce?
Unoriginal post
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>>37642903
Go out and socialize op. Even though you may hate it

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So I'm just curious, why isn't there a board for drugs or a specific board where those discussions belongs?

A good 50% of /r9k/ are posts about how they can't land a woman, want a girlfriend, greentext and greentext stories of their social blunders. Most of these give the impression that they're on the verge to just giving up. Well if you have nothing to lose, what reason do you have NOT to source a vast amount of Ketamine and go soaring down a 12-dimensional roller coaster using your bed as the cart?

Just curious if drugs have slightly helped anyone else out of their social awkwardness or depression. I mean shit, that plagued my everyday life when I was younger until I tried LSD. Really put my vices into perspective in the grand scheme of things and briefly lifted me out of that veil.

Not saying drugs are the answer. Just saying that if used properly and responsibly, they can be beneficial tools in improving your daily life.
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>>37642802
420chan has a drug board. Although I find the kind of people who go there are the trashy kind of drug users. They make it something like a hobby. Just rubs me wrong
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>>37643065
Agreed, the fact that they have a deliriant board speaks volumes. High schoolers who can't find real hallucinogens and literally overdose themselves on Benadryl to enter a delirious state. Like yeah, you fucking hallucinate but you don't realize you are.
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>>37642802
Because most of them are illegal, and I doubt 4chan's legal team what's anything that could possibly put them in court more then they already are that is.

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What is objectively the best thing ever fellow robots?
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>>37642473
onaholes/pocket pussies
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>>37642473
that pinky thing before you cum, dont remember what its called
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>>37642473
The Gibson Les Paul standard

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>you're at house party in 2011
>everybody is rocking and having a good time
>its tonight
What song would you play?
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>>37642415
Yeah just ignore the fact that you traveled through time
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Party Rock Anthem

Oregano
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>>37642415
2011? party rock crew. all the normeis went nuts for that shit.

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>tfw oneitis told me that she's considering becoming a prostitute so she can pay her rent on top of her other 2 jobs
What do I do?
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>>37642391
Ask for a premium membership.
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Be her first customer

blox
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>>37642391
ask if you get 50% off because you've known her for so long

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oh god what if i'm actually gay
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do you want to fuck women?
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Sort out your mental baggage and personal problems at >>>/adv/ if you would like to discuss the feelings you're experiencing try stopping by >>>/lgbt/
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>>37642373
i want to be killed in deep space

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remember those days when you come home from school and watch Naruto? then when the episode is over you run outside and pretend to be ninja. life was so simple back then :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcshz4lBJPQ
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>>37642198
>remember
man I did that Friday
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I never watched naruto past the story arc in your picture, but I liked the games
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>>37642198
No, I didn't have cable.

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hey guys. does anyone have booster pack to share? i'm still missing some stuf in my collection
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original comment
2 seconds that
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>>37642150
>post booster pepe
>don't open it
Come on OP,!
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Isn't it your lucky day, faggot?

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thoughts on boyinaband. i could consider him a neet/robot like us
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>>37642147
no he's an attention whore
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>grew up in the United Arab Emirates
>Didn't fit in
>Presumably had rich as fuck parents
>Joined a screamo band which had moderate success touring Europe
>Band broke up
>Gets a relatively successful YouTube channel
>Seems like most of his friends and collaborators are from overseas met online and he travels far to see them in real life
>can afford to do so
>Let's out he is battling some kind of anxiety or depression.
>Takes a Lengthy hiatus from.msking content
>Returns with new somewhat forced and bland content


I think he is robot for sure despite his privileged but somewhat bleak foreign upbringing

Also never heard anything about him having a girlfriend or partner ever. Which is a shame because people think his cute and make fan art and he actually seems like an interesting quirky person
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>>37642237
i used to think he was kind of wierd and allways judged him by his long hair and red stripe but if you watch his content he actually kind of smart and has a lot of knowledge for music and poetry

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>22 y/o autistic NEET
>rent old, small, comfy house in rural countryside
>got 2 sheds, a small garage, a garden, a piece of forest/mountain and a huge lawn
>only 1 neighbour and he's my landlord
>60 y/o guy with jewfro and mustache
>also his wife
>I think he's autistic and he's a really great guy
>let's me do almost whatever I want and he helps me with whatever I need help with
>garden and hasn't been tended in years
>spend days tending the garden, planting vegetables, chopping firewood for the winter, landscaping and vidya
>completely privacy except for the road that right nexts to my lawn
>gonna ask my landlord if we could build a fence or plant a hedge this summer

fuck, this is comfy
I can't wait for winter
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sounds comfy af, where do you live?
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>>37642163
Socialist kingdom of Norway
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good for you anon. i'm happy that you have such freedom

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>activate Tinder Smart Photo
>Tinder decides the best picture is the one my face is not shown
>it's just a fucking cat on my legs
>not even my own cat

Not even technology likes my face.
This is truly some advanced engine.
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Its not some advanced AI analyzing your pictures. It just changes the first picture it shows to other users and sees how many people open your profile, look at your other photos and if they swipe right. Its nothing too special
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>>37642138
so should I leave the cat where it is?
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>>37642311
Sure, why not. Some girls like cats. I don't think that many people have a cat as their main picture so you could atleast give it a try. My pictures are just me holding a beer and wearing pic related and I get more matches than I got with normal pictures of myself. I'm a guy___ btw

>inb4 "weeaboo" I dislike anime, I just like wearing an animal onesie at home because of how comfy it is

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Who /VirginGamer/ here?

Who /ChadGamer/ here?
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>>37641466
Can you make the wizard one, please /
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>free chair
>cheap desk made out of 3 desks
>dual cheap monitors
>only play single player games
>games on a basic laptop with just the igpu
>speakers cost more then both monitors
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>>37641466
>COD
>LoL
>STC 2
>Xbox meme controller
Oh boy, what a elite bait.

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