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>>37814004
Drink an entire thing of bleach.

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>>37814024

>d-d-drink a-a-a-an e-nt-t-t-tire th-th-thing of b-b-bleach

>>37814004
>wearing autism clothes
>not giving a single fuck
The clothes I wear are the least bit of concern when it comes to all three supposed taboo things eating away at my le epin popularity so I literally do not care enough to not wear them

bonus round
>getting triggered by what people wear
>not autism
Choose one

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>>37813995
>Macdonald's app
>1 message
Get out u normie

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>>37814032
>anime
Ew.

>>37814120
SIGHHHH

DO YOU KNOW WHY THE FUCK THIS BOARD EXISTS OR DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MOOTS FUCKING FETISHES AND THE WHOLE HISTORY OF FUCKING 2 CHANNEL? DID YOU EVEN KNOW CHAN STOOD FOR CAHNNEL? FUCKING MY FUCK HOLY FUCK CHRIST I FUCK REEEEEE

>>37813988
>do you have a chad friend
Yes. We haven't met in a year. After school ended he got a promising position at a very good company.
That's 2 years back. He's at the start of a good paying career and I never even had a job.
If I saw him on the street, I would avoid just to avoid the awkward talk that would ensue. Standing in his shadow would make me conscious of all my time wasted.

>>37813988
Yeah, this is how I slowly lost all my friends when I was around 15/16. They all started dating and going to the gym, and we started only to hang out when playing video games. Then we just stopped speaking after we finished school.

Now they all have careers and my old best friend is married with a child on the way. It's strange how we used to be so similar, but now we probably can't relate to each other at all.

Yes. We were best friends and now he's off to greener pastures. I was only ever entertainment.

>>37813977
now i hope you wont get mad at me
but when i see normies REEEEEEEEEEE

I am the one, don't weigh a ton
Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
Under the sun, the bastard son
Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
By any means, your enemies my enemies
We wet them up like a canteen
The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Tfw in college i got my first gf
>asian qt3.14
>very little sexual experience
>fuck her brains out everyday
>shes pretty much became addicted to sex

>even after i broke up with her i fucked her occasionally while she tried to find a nice stable beta

Cyborg life after going from fat to fit

Mine's a fear-related thing, not heartache. I'll post anyway.
>few years back
>still living with mom
>sitting up late one night, reading online and listening to music
>hear loud crash
>take headphones off
>grab bat
>sneak downstairs
>full swat team in the living room pointing guns at me
Basically somebody used her unsecured wi-fi to download a shitload of child porn. They took everything electronic and to this day my mom doesn't believe I'm not a pedophile.

>>37813927
Saw my crush kiss her new boyfriend in tenth grade. I had a poem prepared for her too ;-;

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Some girl at a rave flashing her huge titties.

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>>37813917
This rap song describes me perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaQnFW70Mck

>>37813974
h town heh
where that dj screw?
chop that shit up

>listening to nigger music if you're not a nigger

I REPEAT 3/10 code red but she is cool

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>>37813899
How do I not shatter someone's hopes

start by killing yourself normie fuck
saged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig

>>37813822
Were you abused anon?

>>37813822
2deep4me

subscribed, followed, upvoted

>>37813737
I never really did in high school with friends but I'm kinda weird so I can't say for sure

not really
it's more about foundation and eye shadow tips, occasional sighs about diets, and gossip about the size of guys bank accounts

Some dude i knew in school dated a girl and eventually they broke up. The next guy she dated told everyone that the dude had a pencil dick because the girl told him

Yeah about that... I said I was in room 204 u stupid boy. Cone again

>>37813716

in truth i was planning on stabbing you to death once you arrived but i pussied out

>>37814113
>>37814131
Neither of you are anon. He's a beta faggot that won't even respond to this post

>>37813704
That's pretty nice. I feel happy for him

>>37813704
>This will never happen to you
that's fine

>>37813704
Yes because its made up story overly distorted to gather normie virtue points

a mess
that room looks really comfy until I notice the guy staring at me from the corner

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Birds are starting to chirp outside

i'm in an avg. american hotel room atm and i'm wondering how much homemade cuck porn has been made here

>>37813596

Are you sure it's not the dik

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>>37813596
>tfw your fellow board members are so retarded they will actually reply to you and to me because I am a real fembot

wow you must be real fugly

>>37813579
>>/k/
oooooooooooh man am i orig brosive

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>>37813579
Don't do it please share your depression with us you're not alone

just keep trying until it works out

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>>37813534
Tell me more about "that", senpai

>>37813603
op here, mostly underage pedophile stuff

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>>37813659
tfw normies try to derail my thread
everytime
get a life buddy