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>tfw have never asked a girl out, ever, and probably never will
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Want to go get coffee anon
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>>39284381
>just finished jerking off
>tfw no gf feeling completely gone
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>tfw asked out 2 girls, both rejections
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Killing of all homosexuals
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Lets say the alt-right appoints you to a special team tasked with cleansing the blight of disgusting faggots from the public to make America great again.
How would you kill so many of them without causing a biohazard outbreak of AIDS, other diseases and tainted fecal matter?
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>>39284346
leave faggots alone
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>>39284388
They don't leave anyone else alone. They have their own board yet they terrorize everyone else. That's what being gay is all about. Being as disgusting and offensive as possible and being diseased while doing so.
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>the alt-right
lol
I think I'm a bad person
>be me
>just now
>been working hard lately
>big bro is a normalfag, has normal flag life and doesn't help at all
>he gets Choclate ice cream and raspberry sorbet
>my favourite and he knows it
>he eats it in front of me while listening to Tyler the creator and XXXtentacion with chav little bro
>they annoy me, both lefties and have no free intellectual thought
> tfw you have one bro with ADHD, one has full blown autism, and the biggest one has really bad narcissism
>fml
>anyway he puts it in the fridge
>time passes and I see it in their
>fuck it I deserve a treat
>take it
>lock myself in bathroom
>sogood.exe
>tastes like God has graced my soul
>finish it feeling refreshed
>throw away package
>sit down on bean bag chair
>feel bad
Am I a bad guy? I've just been so busy working and I needed a pickup
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>shhheeeeiiiiittt whitey nut as flexible as us strong independent Africans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDPAeRsNe4A
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I just got reminded of something i knew all along... again.
Girls are disgusted if you show care for them, they dont want attached desperate loser who acts like they are the only one in the world
Girls want someone who treats them like dirt because it shows to them that he can have anyone and he would not care if he doesnt get her
I believe that this behavior stems from something primitive ... alpha guy in the prehistoric community would be the strongest, so he could just have any girl he wanted whenever he wanted, and other males should battle for "leftovers" basically
what is your theory tinheads?
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You're wrong and you're projecting.
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>>39284609
nah i am 100% sure of it
but if you can change my mind, i will be willing to hear it pleb
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>eating a box of cake mix in my room alone
what's your dinner like tonight
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Update: Eating box of cake mix while sitting on the toilet
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microwaved ikea meatballs
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I'm probably going to make a turkey sandwich with some corn chips on the side, so you could say I've gone gourmet.
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I'm 20 and just lost my virginity to my hot gf
Looks aren't everything guys. I'm not very attractive and I think she just loves me for my personality
Unironically just be yourself
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This cunt bitch won the jackpot.
"I'm going to relax"
WHAT THE FUCK!!! I WANT 6 GORRILLION DOLLARS AND RELAXING N SHIT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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100$ says she goes straight from plastic surgery to getting ass wrecked by niggers
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I'm glad I didn't win or else everyone would see my ugly face like her.
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>>39284123
>no link
OP is a faget.
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>tfw i reached the tip of my dick with my mouth at the first try
>tfw i came in my mouth and felt the warm down my throat
Only 19 and just discovered i can suck my own dick, do you have any special ability robots?
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>>39284087
Bump, AMA, i am bored
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I could suck my own dick when I was 15. Went away when I started getting early. I miss coating my throat with my own cum.
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>>39284659
I mean when I started getting older.
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How long have you been spending by yourself, robots?
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>>39284050
Fiveish years.
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Cyborg.
4 years now.
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I'd need a few calenders and some beer in order to remember
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>be under 6 ft
>have to pay the virgin tax AND the manlet tax
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>gonna go to the movies, decide to buy some candy
>at a candy store
>there's a cute girl there, taller than me, freckles
>somehow we end up talking about candy
>find out we are going to see the same movie
>it ends up being a "date" and we get along really well together
>in the end, exchange phone numbers and think about the time and place of our next meet
>her bus comes and she leaves
>waves at me from the window
>wake up
Now I'm pretty sure the girl is real because the dream was really vivid and I suspect she is from the UK (I'm not). If we are tied by a red string of fate I want to find her. How should I start my search? I'm trying to remember what the candy shop and the movie theater looked like.
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>>39284000
Do you remember the number she gave you in the dream? Check if you put if you put it in your phone while you were asleep.
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just like your 2d waifus, she doesn't exist.
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if you can remember her face, she may exist. its impossible for the brain to dream images of faces it has never seen
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How the hell do relationships even happen?
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>>39283961
You must try, open yourself to someone else (but not completely). It is a delicate balance.
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>see a fragile small sissy whiteboi
>muh bbc starts pulsating
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>>39283811
God bless you OP
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>39283811
Calling bullshit. Nobody on /r9k/ has a BBCunfortunately.
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>don't have BBC
>have to pay the SP tax
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Apparently the majority of thing i do on 4chan are unoriginal...so im just gonna descend to death for a while to clear my head
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