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Very good, very creative anon, please make more!

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>>37628484
I wiss I cuwd wead

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>be 1/2 semester community college-educated NEET, age 31
>mommy yells at me to get out of my basement and get a job so i can help pay the rent
>when will this bitch learn
>use my bitch stick to lift my /fit/ 450 lb frame out of my mlp beanbag
>mommy forgot to tell me there was a tornado one day, this branch came flying through my window, she probably forgot
>waddle my way upstairs
>completely out of breath by the time i make it up, so i just lay there gasping for air while mommy watches me
>"anon, im glad you came out of your room, what's that thing you have under your man-ti-"
>use my samurai reflexes to jump up, shaking the house
>beat mommy viciously with my bitch stick for even thinking of making me get a job
>tell her to make me tendies with extra may may or ill sharpen it
Safe for now from the normalfags, just got to make sure to not drop my guard. Mommy said she was going to introduce me to Mr. Remington, whatever that means.

>>37628466
>Start applying for different jobs
>instead of getting drunk or passing out, actually go to the job interview

Sounds easy

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OH BABY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
TO SHOW YOU THAT I LOVE YOU
WON'T YOU PLASE LET ME
BACK IN YOUR HEART

OH DARLIN' I WAS BLIND TO LET YOU GO
LET YOU GO BABY
BUT NOW SINCE I SEE YOU IT IS ALL
I WANT YOU BACK

>>37628429
>my mom take us to the beach with her family
>they have a beachfront house
>we regularly meet over the summer
>i start to drift apart from his brother, become closer to her
>tell her stupid shit about nuclear bombs (my obsession)
>she still likes me
>acts sexy in front of me
>sometimes tries to hold my hand
>one day at the beach, we sit on the wet sand
>talk gets deep
>we talk about love, we're physically close

>"anon...you know what i'd hate? that my love would keep spending time next to me without telling me...like spiderman in the movie with mary jane"
>gets shy, says "yes i understand"
>summer ends
>my mom rents another house, we leave
>never see her again
>never had her social media
>still think about a 14-year-old-girl as a grown man
>never became close to another girl like that

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>>37628429
>jewish

She would have milked you out of your shekels, anon. Don't look back.

>>37628424
at least people will respect you more

I knew a fat beta guy before. Then he got shredded. I felt like he was more alpha than me when we hung out, but then his beta personality came out and all my newly required respect for him flew out the window

>tfw deadlifting 405+ lbs is easier than asking girl out because you know you will fail 100% when you try

is mental games and confidence the ultimate red pill ?

I know how important mentality is for lifting, is it the same shit with girls ?

I don't like onions

>>37628338
Capitalism restraints with more verity are more popular with people.

Personally I think they overdo it with the options.

>>37628475
You're not human

This is an original comment....

>>37628322
Did you get banned from /x/?

I wouldn't sleep as much

that's pretty fucking spooky
I have no idea how people manage to live with schizophrenia

>>37628282
Maybe. Churches are full of old people and thirsty conservative girls. But the actual Bible is old and boring and full of stories about boring old Jewish goat farmers. Depends on how interested in making friends with the group you are.

find something that will make you happy. i'm no a religious person.

>>37628282
Yes I a glad you have opened your eyes a bit. Erase everything else you learned about life. Yes the Christian God is real. Yes Christians talk to God and receive supernatural signs that all Christians share in common.

Christians are full of joy and peace because God has supernaturally given it to them. It's in the bible.

Galatians 5:22: But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness,


We do not live by the flesh, what living by the flesh means is we do not live by the animal desires that are primal in our body. There is something beyond the body and that is your mind, your spirit, your conscienence. That op is when you reach enlightenment.

>>37628158
St Elliot has shown you the way, anon

>>37628194
I'm a fucking meme and all the psychos will team up on me if they know

an anime girl never did anything for you

>>37628151
Neither did real women

thats pretty gay tho

Search for cybrary. They offer free online courses in cybsec.
Also >read a fucking book nigger
Literally