>mummy demands I take a bath >I stare her down and let

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>mummy demands I take a bath
>I stare her down and let out a hearty laugh
>"please anon, it's been four months!"
>shut up bitch and make me lunch!
>I get in the bath, and with terror she sees
>my coyish grin, as I leak a little pee
>"ANON, GET OUT" without a hint of splender
>not until I get my chicken tenders!
>I leap out and sprint in an autistic frenzy
>THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT GIVING ME TENDIES
>in one swift motion the vase comes down
>knocking her unconscious on the ground
>a few days pass, shes still asleep
>when the cops come, I pretend to weep
>that was my middle finger to the female gender
>for producing a sow who couldn't get me tenders

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:37:11 Post No.37629387
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Very good, very creative anon, please make more!

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:53:58 Post No.37629705
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>>37628484
I wiss I cuwd wead

Anonymous 2017-06-10 11:35:36 Post No.37630456
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>be 1/2 semester community college-educated NEET, age 31
>mommy yells at me to get out of my basement and get a job so i can help pay the rent
>when will this bitch learn
>use my bitch stick to lift my /fit/ 450 lb frame out of my mlp beanbag
>mommy forgot to tell me there was a tornado one day, this branch came flying through my window, she probably forgot
>waddle my way upstairs
>completely out of breath by the time i make it up, so i just lay there gasping for air while mommy watches me
>"anon, im glad you came out of your room, what's that thing you have under your man-ti-"
>use my samurai reflexes to jump up, shaking the house
>beat mommy viciously with my bitch stick for even thinking of making me get a job
>tell her to make me tendies with extra may may or ill sharpen it
Safe for now from the normalfags, just got to make sure to not drop my guard. Mommy said she was going to introduce me to Mr. Remington, whatever that means.

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