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Guys how do i feel??? Mom's away for a few days and i'm scared to try feeling on my own
pls respond

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>be me
>17
>go to city with group of friends, one of which is my onetis
>we talk a lot, but its mostly just banter nothing flirty
>friends sneak into nightclub to get blasted
>we dont get in
>through a long chain of events we end up on the roof of a building that night talking
>sitting on a couch up there, looking out over the city as the sun sets, literally like its a dream
>as we talk i slip in some compliments and she blushes
>realize this is my one chance
>i confess to her that i like her, and have for a long time
>she wraps her arms around me and gives me my first kiss
>continue to cuddle and talk and watch the sun go down behind the city skyline
>happiest I've ever felt

Then i woke up

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It's going to take me quite a while to finish this cup, so why are you still trying to talk to me?

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Hey wite boi, I'm all tied up and you still acting like a beta bitch

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If you were cucked by your own girlfriend or wife and had to raise the kid, what would you name it?

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>Be me
>work a wage cuck job flipping burgers
>pretty good at not showing my autistic nature
>all the managers either are cool with me or simply nothing
>after working for couple of months finally meet the general manager
>some old guy
>for some reason they seem to dislike me
>when they talk to me either roll their eyes, glare, or shout meanwhile laughs and shit with other employees
>always assign me the shit jobs

I don't even know what I'm doing wrong. Why are all the other managers ok with me but they seem to hate me?

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Dank autistic cuckoldry my dudes

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I just experienced symptoms of a hemorrhagic stroke. I was masterbating and felt unpleasant sensation in neck. Quality of life dropped fast and was so convinced.

Starting to normal a bit.

Is there a way to be certain?

Thanks in advance for Any advice

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post your best autistic school experiences can be from college as well i'll start.
the semester is coming to a close at my college i go into my math class for my midterm when i pickup my test booklet i notice a question is colored in. My teacher says go with your gut
my autist self stands there and stares at that test booklet for good minute before i realize she gave me a free answer on the midterm.
Pic related

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Promise Me? That you won't steal all the Asian Girls from me? I'm Asian and I need to get married too okay? Especially you Beta Whites. I don't even understand why you leave your big breasted beauties. GEEZ.

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Have rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment allegations made a lot more men less likely to talk dirty to a girl, thus creating more betas and/ or cucks?
>Pic unrelated.

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We haven't had an anime thread in a while, let's discuss some anime we're watching now and some good ones you have soon.
I am bored and want something good to watch

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In death a member of Robot9001 has aname.His name is Elliott Rodgers.

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>be virgin of advanced age
>adopt philosophically pessimistic position complete with antinatalism
>virginity becomes a virtue because of my newfound slave morality

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>Want to lose weight
>download MyFitnessPal
>log my daily diet
>try to add exercise
>"masturbation"
>No Entries Found

Why are they acting like I'm not working here?