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This big black girl i know has been hitting on me hard lately.
She has a wonderful personality, all integrity and positive outlook, like a Mary Sue. She's thicc in all the right places too, and has a nice face.
I could totally ask her out, no problem, on an inexpensive date. Good odds of her letting me do her on first date too.
She's great for me, really, but I want a more varied experience with women before I settle down. I feel bad for keeping this Betty Cooper at arms length. I'm like one of those Stacy cunts :(
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>>37632797
Oh, and by the way, what's with this 'your comment was not original' business? Wierd.
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This guy is fucking my oneitis. 2017-06-11 01:58:56 Post No.37632765
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This guy is fucking my oneitis.
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He's about 40 and she is 19
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Beat him the fuck up then. Stop being a pussy
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Go to bed son, it's Ted's turn!
I didn't get to be district manager of sales at Costco by being a fucking pussy
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>>37632765
He's got botox in his forehead cheeks and chin
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>ask question on online forum/chat/service
>"i dunno xD"
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>tfw can't stop fapping to grills getting fucked by horsecocks
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not sure how i feel about that cum's speech bubble
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>>37632754
How do you feel about this fertilization pic?
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>>37632804
i've always had an uneasy relationship with those kind of internal shot inserts (which is kind of a double entendre in this circumstance now that i think about it)
but 2d horsecock impaling anime girls is top tier there can be no denying it
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How do I get an 'alternate' gf?
One that will sit on my lap and play grand strategy games while we talk about our favourite shoegaze and ambient albums?
One that won't mind me smoking like a train and understands if I want a day to myself without seeing anyone?
I'm not ugly, i'm pr attractive but don't draw any attention to myself.
Every girl i meet seems like a turbo fucking normie and all the autistic girls have FUCKING BOYFRIENDS!
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>>37632625
>How do I get an 'alternate' gf?
You can start by at least getting the catch-all term right, which is "alternative".
"alternate" means "every other" or "on the second turn".
Anyways, go to your local record shops and local game stores. Look up their facebook pages, see if they have game nights and live music nights, see what other events are posted up on their walls or if there are flyers for you to look at.
Follow what you're into, that way you won't have to fake an interest and be miserable.
t. cyborg who had more than handful of alternative girlfriends from mallgoth to metalhead to pop-punk to crusty to emo and some other styles.
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I'm seeing a lot of complaints and question threads today. Come in here and vent and get some yous while I wait for my buddies to get on l4d2
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>>37632621
phoneposters get out origionally
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>buddies
>phoneposter
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>>37632662
I don't like to tether my phone. It's easier just to use it
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It is disrespectful to stick your penis in a woman. Eating her out is just fine though
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>Go out for the first time in my entire life
>Stacy says I'm really quiet and scary
>R9K activates
>Tell her to suck my cock and call her a cunt
>all the chads burst out laughing
She text me a few minutes ago saying hi
Do girls actually like guys that treat them like shit?
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>>37632584
Nah, she's prolly just amused, and maybe even secretly found you cute, and now that you've shown you can actually emote past being a spineless jellyfish, she may be throwing you a line. Take it and yank her in, anon.
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>>37632584
Disgusting I just want a qt japanese mommy gf
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>>37632584
She doesn't like the action itself, she likes the confidence that enabled the action to actually take place.
Whats some habits you can pickup that will eventually lead to a semi painless death?
i know ill be told to just shoot myself but honestly id be very nervous too id rather just die like that
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>>37632578
Pick up a heroin addiction
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>>37632692
Good idea but you could easily end up in prison which is worse than being dead or alive on the outside
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>>37632709
Maybe you could do what these ruskies do then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
I don't imagine falling from a massive height would be that painful, given how fast it is.
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>listening to an old podcast
>guy mentions he just built a PC without a DVD drive
>people in the podcast act surprised
>wonder how long ago it must have been
>"wait, this is only from 2012"
>realize 2012 was 5 years ago
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>>37632566
Yeah it's crazy how PC building has changed, having built mine around that time I can confirm it was thought 100% necessary since big box releases still happened without digital ones. I still like having physical copies though and moving the DVD drive across cases takes like 5 minutes so I still have mine.
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Do I look like a robot or a chad?
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>>37632558
i want to see you squat atg
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>>37632558
welcome home fellow robot
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>Barber: What kinda cut you want?
>Business in the front, party in the back, knwadimsayin?
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>tfw sissy fetish
wtf do i even do guys?
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how do I even fix this?
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>be at bar
>Go out to smoke
>One guy talks to you hyped up on something for 15 minutes
>Get away to have a 57 year old divorcee talk your ear off for another 30 minutes
>Only talks about exwife
>Tfw
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>have a big bug bite on my forehead
GRAAHAHHAFNFTJFKYKGKFKK
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>>37632466
Normie complains about 1 bug bite when he doesn't have bad acne. Stop trying to act like you have problems when it could be worse.
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why is r9k so dead? did everyone fuckin get a gf?
fuckin normies all of you hope you die in a car crash
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I was supposed to go on a date but she started ghosting me
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>>37632416
Normalfags invaded so most of us left for other chans.
I don't know why I still come here.
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>>37632416
/r9k/ is shit now, /bant/ is better.
Just came here to said that, bye anon.