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>>39457619
Men with a capital M dont dance

dancing, wearing garbage flashy clothing, bad music it all comes from the dancing niggers

you might not get a degenerate gf, but you'll remain a dignified man, and when the world crumbles, you will not

>>39457694
B-but girls always say they like a guy who dances and there's a wedding I have to go to later this month and I don't want to be sitting off by myself while everyone is laughing and dancing. I don't get how normos do it

No one will really give much of a shit if you fail at it, so why not try it? It's just not important enough to waste time overthinking it.

>>39457614
>tfw can't get off to porn unless there's cum
Wish I had more fetishes.

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>>39457714
Bukkake?
I was into that shit for years. I broke the cycle by going to piss then to scat (lesbian and solo). To wean myself off that tried lesbian mouth spitting, now I'm onto traps jerking off but it's difficult to find ones that pass well and that just fap, I don't care for buttplay.

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>tfw cant fap without cumming all over my face

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you'll get dumber if you only talk to them

>>39457517
if youre so smart, figure it out on your own

>>39457517
>above average iq
>browses this board

order a life raft using amazon prime and get it delivered using two-day shipping

looks like this thread will die, but I was curious what a robot would do who is tight on money.

If you had a home, it'd probably be destroyed from water damage/mold

If you had an apartment, you'd have to wait for them to redo everything, which could take months

I'm guessing you'd just have to completely move to a new apartment

>>39457646
fucking amazon, they don't get enough credit

>>39457478
>Left: Ugly man face huge chin
>Right: Fish eyes 6head
I'd talk to them like the ugly bitches they are

>>39457478
I don't know who they are but they look airheaded

>>39457502
The one on the left is good-looking I think.

>>39457469
Going to smoke a joint or two or three and do some coke. I also have mushrooms that I'm saving for tomorrow. It's going to be a fun evening.

>controller
have fun with your terrible inaccuracy

Weed, opiates maybe, some Vidya, some wallowing in misery and abject loneliness.

>>39457465
>have had a bbw fetish for so long that they don't even look that bad to me
send help

You have a PhD and you can do science, apply to Eli Lilly as a clinical trial coordinator at least the ones in Indianapolis are all pharmacists.

>>39457465
Finish it. You started it, no matter how were pushed into it, hate it, and want to kill yourself, you finish it. After you're done look for a job, if you can't find one then I'm sure you're more than qualified for a bunch of other shit that actually doesn't require a real specialized degree. A ton of regular "consulting" jobs or even government work doesn't look for a special x or y degree and will take anyone so long as they feel that they're competent enough. You seem to be qualified enough, given you finish it.

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>>39457381
Choice thread topic, OP. You want top heavy girls too?

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tfw 11,000 files in my thicc folder, totaling 7 gigs

I know /r9k/ is an orange board but why not /s/ or /gif/?

>>39457368
What if you explored the world?

>>39457368
What do you consider good music?

>>39457410
What, so I can waste 10 hours on transport, see a tourist attraction for 1 hours and then head back, then rinse and repeat until the money dries up?

Also, I said I was a NEET. 0$ boi

>>39457287
it's telling the wrong time

>>39457287

no bad, old school digital vibes

Looks cheap as fuck. Get some decent taste in watches man.

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this image is the leading cause of my depression

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sade burger man ;_;

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Is kind of comforting in a way.

Abou to quit after I finished this pack. Any tips from you?

I'm off in about an hour. I'll be sure to take a mean bong rip for you, OP.

>>39457192
I smoked my last cigarette a few months ago. Didn't even keep track of the date because that made my habit too lifelike. I wanted to snuff it out completely. I don't even crave them now

Damn I love some Panda Express OP. Good taste.
I just ate a hamburger I made, just ketchup and mustard. Not that hungry but I had to force myself to eat something.

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fuck panda express
>wasn't panda material
fuck that place

>>39458238
wasn't there a greentext posted here about someone being
>not panda material

>>39457127
Haha look at that little tiny doggy dick. Poor guy got circumcised and lost all his testosterone.

>>39457160
I mean fucking neutered lol not circumcised

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>>39457127
it's time to get rid of all normies in r9k

>>39457098
I kind of think my gf would enjoy watching me split open a feminine dude's asshole but she's too autistic to admit it despite having proposed it as a counter argument to me watching her fuck a girl several times- and even bringing it up as a "joke" without any prompting.

Anal sex is worse than vagina and I'm not into dudes at all but I'd do it if she wanted as some kind of bizarre power-play wherein she acts like a cuckquean but is actually enjoying my bending to her desires.
/blog

I am now a fully realized bisexual male. I don't think I'll ever do anything gay because I'll never meet a boi like pic related but still thanks for everything, /r9k/.

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>>39457098
TRAP POSTING FAGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE