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I bet you a thousand dollars you wouldn't fuck this girl if given the chance.
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You're wrong because I would
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>>37873606
If i was given the chance?
Yes id fucking destroy her pussy.
But in reality id never get that oppurtunity ever
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>>37873606
Why would I not fuck this for free? What is wrong with her?
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Why do mexican women always think they're about to be raped? Is Mexico that bad?
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>>37873595
>Is Mexico that bad?
ever been to mexico ese?
>wake up in the morning
>...because someone is raping me
>wait for him to finish
>get out of bed, go to brush teeth
>some cholo hops out from behind the shower curtain and rapes me
>go to car aand drive to work
>at a stoplight, a couple dudes drag me out of the car and gang rape me
>arrive at work
>no customers all day because they're too busy raping/getting raped
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>>37873595
Where the hell are you from?
>Is Mexico that bad?
Depends on where you go. That's like asking if Europe is that bad. Some places are good some places are bad.
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>>37873671
You're describing the American Southwest, not Mexico. Mexico doesn't have cholos who say "ese".
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What does a woman's asshole smell like?
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That one's smells like C-4
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>>37873636
not a bad way to go
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>>37873590
Shit
Poo
Excrement
Faeces
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Feels thread
Tell me your problems and I will calmly and very carefully tell you why it is your fault
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>>37873586
i dont have a gf
ruruehwhfigplkq
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I am poor. I failed one of my exams. I am a lonely, ugly, manlet, dicklet HKV (fucked a hooker once, doesn't count) with no real friends. I'm demotivated, depressed and cannot study properly despite my best efforts
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Hello, should I introduce myself first? Eh HHHHH HHHH OK NOW THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMMENCT HAAHAHHAAHHAHA
mY PROBLEM: i have adhd
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HOW FUCKED AM I LADS
IS THIS A COCKROACH? It was maybe half an inch long, and greyish brown but mostly grey?
Second one I've found in my room in the last two weeks. Never had cockroaches in my house before. My room isn't even THAT messy but today I got rid of all food I had in there, vacuumed, dusted and changedy bed sheets. I'm freaking the fuck out. I don't understand how I'd get them in my second floor bedroom. Kitchens in the first floor. What do I do HELP
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that's a beetle, you retard
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>>37873541
This. It's some kind of beetle. Just google "long beetle" if you want to identify it.
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>>37873507
cum on it
that will warn the other bugs to you
and they will exodus in the night
I drew all the simpsons characters. please rate my artwork
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originali pastrami dfhbfghsdghzdfhgxfgh
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10/10
sdgfg
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very good!!!!
bahahahaha
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"Fembots" from this board, this damned board..respond to this simple question.
I want someone to come and change my life. That this person comes into my life and stays. Someone with whom I can laugh for hours, be myself. Someone who wants to be with me as much as I want to be with that someone. That is the rarest person in the world, more unexpected, just like me, but different at the same time. I want to spend hours with that person talked about nothing special, I want to live adventures, to live fights, reconciliations, nights, days, sadness, joys, I want to get used to every small detail of that person. I want to love that person and being loved in return.
Why can't I find this person? Why is so difficult, just why? I'm not a perfect, but I'd like to give to offer to this person, ugh, it hurts deeply.
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Sounds like Jesus would fit the bill pretty well.
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>reading this post as a fembot
please don't shoot up any school
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>>37873572
I know it's a stupid post but I wanted to vent and say how Im feeling.
You can sage this shit I wrote if you want, nobody cares in the end.
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>pillow talked with two girls in my life
>talked about children, marriage, a future together
>got to be engaged with the last one
>single again
It's completely logical if this makes you jaded and cynical as fuck, right? Only a fool would allow himself to open up to someone ever again, right?
I'm 30 now, and at this point it's a safe bet that I lost out on true love, isn't it?
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>>37873472
I'm jaded and misogynistic for similar reasons. Welcome to the club of learning women are shit.
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>>37873750
ty
Now what?
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>>37873778
Wallow in weed and alcohol while growing increasingly bitter about being misled and lied to your whole life. At least that's what I am doing.
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>hit it off with new friend
>talk for days about random stuff
>laugh, cry, feel
>asks me to come in voicechat
>hears my voice
>get ghosted when i wake up
i dont know why stupid things like this tear me apart so much but i literally broke down
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How do I get a daddy bf who looks like that?
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Like a stripper? Go to a gay strip club
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>>37873384
like pic related?
Either be a really hot daddy-type yourself, or a really hot twink.
If you want a daddy, but more realistic (i.e. middle-aged, skinnyfat to fat, married with kids, really hairy, maybe balding) just go on craigslist or something.
I'm sure there's plenty of those types of "daddies" looking for a younger male to have sexual relations with.
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>>37873482
I look similar to this, do I have a chance with a hot daddy?
>psychiatrist said to my parents that i need help because im too young to be in social isolation and he wanna send me to a psych center
HELP, IM 19YO AND I DONT WANNA GO, THEY WILL TALK WITH A JUDGE
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>>37873370
show them horror videos on psychiatric hospital
why would they talk with a judge?
are you a danger to your self or others? if not you don't have to go
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>>37873370
This makes no sense. Your parents are talking to a judge or the psychologist.
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>>37873370
i told my parents and shrink that if they tried to institutionalize me i would kill myself when i got out just to spite them.
so far i havent gotten institutionalized so ig it works?
Do foot jobs actually feel good?
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doubt they feel better then a handjob
but they are qt af
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how the fuck would we know reeeeeeeeeeeeee
leave normie leave you will not win
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>>37873369
I don't think it would, the soles tend to be very rough
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>tfw too intelligent to be straight
who else /taken the gaypill/ here?
Beta, roastieorbiting straights need not apply
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>>37873316
Being gay would be alright but it's really fucking hard to find a good bf
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>>37873697
Is it any easier to find a good gf?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ
Sam said faggots are a real problem for society
The bible agrees
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Has anyone else here been ravaged by stress? I feel like an old dog. My body aches all over my mood is constantly depressed. Small amounts of exercise sap me of all my energy I get wicked migraines all the time. When I sleep I wake up feeling even more tired than when I went to bed.
how do you guys cope with this shit its fucking killing me.
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Same here. I think its all the coffee and alcohol
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Can relate to sleep part it just gets easier by spending more time in bed on your phone until you have to get out of bed to charge it again
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I munch on these all day. It's the perfect snack for robots.
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IF YOU DONT EAT ONION RINGS OR DICE THEM UP AND EAT THEM WITH CREAM CHEESE, CRACKERS, DICED TOMATOES AND SOME BASIL YOU TRULY BELONG HERE
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>>37873288
onions are a great flavor with meat but the closest good thing to munching on onions would be onion rings and it's been years since I got some of those.
popeyes has amazing onion rings it's like their hidden gem menu item
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>>37873288
good for mouth bacteria and people will complain about them for no reason be wary of those people