What does a woman's asshole smell like?

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That one's smells like C-4

>>37873636
not a bad way to go

>>37873590
Shit
Poo
Excrement
Faeces

Shit probably I mean you know poo poo comes out of there

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>>37873590
>>37873590
I've been asking that for MONTHS, I be say "what do girls BUTTCHEEKS smell like" and nobody ever tells me because nobody has touched women booty before on here.

>>37873590
Like a mans asshole but marginally less hairy and

>>37873590

Not like shit /s

I've fucked a couple of prosititues who had some serious ass stank back there.

>>37873590
When clean tacos

I've grown up with sisters, to know just how disgusting girls are in the privacy of their home.
I've seen dirty underwear with brown, turds that couldn't be flushed, and heard/smelled rank farts. They're worse than dudes,

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virgin here, is this where you insert dick?

>>37874241
no you insert it past the roasty part at the bottom

>>37874241
>is this where you insert dick?
yes it is, good job buddy

Shit. What did you think, you autistic faglord

>>37874213
>I've seen dirty underwear with brown, turds that couldn't be flushed, and heard/smelled rank farts. They're worse than dudes,
tell me more, describe the insides of your sister's panties.

>>37874241
below her asshole unless she's a true freak and enjoys being fucked in the ass

>>37874267

The spot he circled IS the bottom, she's FDAU

>>37874418
not worth it desu, they aren't even qt,
they're chubbies who are 5/10 plains at best.

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>>37874500
You slide it in beside the roast anon

>>37874213
I agree women are by far the more disgusting sex. They should be kept in an outhouse and brought in when needed

>>37874530
IKIMASUYO

>>37874541
Sucks man, like a century or less ago, wives were basically property and you could do what you wanted with them. Marital rape was even legal, sex whenever you wanted.
It's a shame at what feminism has done to society

>>37874560
meaning origianu?

Like ass
What would you expect

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>>37874597
but what does a girls "ass" smell like though, since they don't poop?

it depends on her diet

>>37874635
Sadness and sweat

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>2011+6
>not thoroughly cleaning your ass by wetting the toilet paper in the sink

you people disgust me

>>37874530
No you don't, you do it at the part closest to the assoole.

>>37874700
I'm a girl , and that's not true

>>37874695
Sounds pretty delicious desu, if only I could fine one that would give me a taste

>>37873590
Is this some kind of shill thread?
What is the goal? to force even more porn on our minds

>>37874748
Just run around and lick your hand tbphfd
Sadness and sweat for days

>>37874213
This. I work as a janitor and can confirm women are dirtier than men.

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>>37874769
That does nothing for my dick, I want to taste it while having my face buried in a girls juicy soft rump
A hand just doesn't cut it

>>37874213
Same. I have an older sister and I've experienced everything you did. Just the other day she took a massive rank shit and either didn't flush or her nasty shit was so huge it couldn't flush.
>inb4 your sis is not a stacy or she's fat
She's had 20 boyfriends since she turned 13. She's disgusting. She farts, burps, leaves turds in the toilet, leaves nasty tampons in the bathroom, her room is a filthy mess with food and crumbs everywhere and she always makes a mess in the kitchen.
I feel sorry for the schmuck she's dating now because he has no idea what he's getting himself into. She seems to want to settle (she's 26) and marry after riding miles of Chad cock for over 10 years. Her boyfriend is a beta lanklet wagecuck.

>>37873590

Like shit, anon.Like fuckin shiiiiieeeet

>>37874916
I'm going to save this video.

>>37874696
I do this as well, and my asshole is really nice as a result

>>37875136
What do you do with her shit anon...?

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>>37874696
>2017
>not channeling your inner Canadian and letting a dog lick your asshole clean

Are there any female women in this thread that like to get rimmed?

Only ever eaten ass in the shower, so nothing really. Outside midday ass eating? Depending on the person, I'm guessing expect a hint taste of shit and sweat.

Like flowers.

It's not that dream, but if you don't like to pass your tongue above one of these holes of a >=7/10, you are gay friend.

>>37875259
No girls on the internet, friend. You're only gonna get troll responses.

>>37875259
Why do you come here? Theyre are no women online, only men. Especially so if you're ugly.

Just leave us if you're not willing to disregard 3D

>>37875259
>>37875291

In Internet yes, if you consider that for a girl Internet = Facebook and Instagram.

Here, welcome to the underworld!
THE BETA KINGDOM

>>37873590
I once dug my face into the ass of some girl I was seeing because she was wearing leggings. All I got was a whiff shit. Not bad

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>>37875194
If you want more of her work.
https://www.reddit.com/user/stickylittlekittenn/

>>37875213
I flush it and no, I don't tell her about it because she's an argumentative uptight bitch. Whenever her beta cuck boyfriend comes to visit it astounds me just how much she changes in a matter of seconds. Women are degenerate snakes. Literally the niggers of genders.

>>37875360
>I flush it
What a waste..

>>37873590 do you have uhhhh sauce on image

>>37873590
Why you have to post a sand nigger. Get out of here jew.

>>37875279
grow up loser, doesn't matter if she's a 1/10 or a 10/10 her ass is still going to produce plenty of steamy disgusting shit and that's exactly what itll taste like

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>>37875229
how'd you know I was a leaf

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>>37874696
>6/21/2017
>not using wet wipes like a baby

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>>37876199
>2017
>using non recyclable wipes instead of a bidet

>>37873590
they smell different than men's assholes despite what virgins may tell you
>inb4 it's just poop

girl butts objectively smell better than boy butts

>>37873636
lul
origaminal

>>37873759
it smells like skin you dumb autist

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>>37873590
usually smells like ass cheese and pussy juice. it's an intoxicating musk.

What's the appeal of ass eating? I'm not saying it's gross but I'm on the fence about it. Is it just something you inherently like or can it be acquired?

>>37875326

>reddit


Literally trash

>>37876541
Idgaf where she post, she's still a qt with a juicy body to fap to

>>37876461
I guess it can be inherent or acquired. I was never heavily into butt stuff before I had a gf and then I discovered that I like eating out and also tossing salad. some girls can be really prude about that stuff though

>>37876461
just the evolution of fetishes. porn spreads them a lot too
first it was big butts, then eventually people got into anal, now it's ass eating. I wonder what's next

>>37876673
people have always liked big butts. I remember when I was 12 and first getting into porn I liked blonde + big tits + skinny waist really basic shit but my friend was always into really BIG ASSESS and I used to think that he was a little odd for it (he is not black though, he is really dark indian btw)

but now that I am older I realize that small bony assess are awful and big beautiful round butts are great. I don't think fetishes "evolve" I am always finding something new I am into. porn didn't make me want to start stealing panties one day

Women's assholes smell better than men on average because they eat less trash. Men eat more red meat, fast food, etc and that makes your colon smell worse. Women eat healthy stuff like kale, and salad so it will still smell like shit, but less shitty shit

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would you smell Emma Waton's ass and pussy sauce?

>>37876746
>people have always liked big butts
No they didn't. Maybe now, but I wasn't specifically talking about our lifetime. Big asses weren't fashionable a few decades ago, and I'm sure there were at least more than half of the majority of women who hit old age that had never taken a dick in their butt once.
At this point anal is almost mandatory, and asking girls to tongue their butts isn't a big deal anymore. It was probably seen as gross and threw up red flags and if you would've asked maybe a decade or two ago

>>37876904
I don't think you understand how sex stuff or human history works for that matter. people have been taking it in the butt since forever. like since the first human who ever lived probably also got a dick in their butt at some point.

people have always liked big butts but there have been different images throughout the media and generally the crowd associated with liking big butts are the "non-white" populations however in porn today you see white girls making a big deal out of having a big butt so you are sensationalizing it

>>37876973
You keep saying "people" in a vague general sense. Once again bl clearer
If you're talking about the "majority" of people or like a "few" places like Rome etc you are still wrong.

>>37874726
no, he is right, and i'm a girl

>>37875259
>female women
hahahaha

>>37877030
Time stamp your titties whip out your smartphone and prove it
Takes like 1 minute tops

>>37874530
don't fucking lie on this board

>>37877016
you understand there is biblical reference to a place called sodom? you know that sodomy means putting something in your butt? do you see any kind of connection here?

>be clearer
you said that anal is basically a requirement these days. do you have any kind of data on that? it is hit and miss, some people like it and some people don't

>>37875259
As apposed to what? A man woman?

>>37877055
i cant do that, i'm not a whore

>>37877072
>biblical
KEK, stopped reading there.
I don't read sources from fairy tales

>>37877090
You're only a whore if you show your face & enjoy it.
You're not a real fembot if you don't do this

>>37877093
what? I am not being preachy or whatever again I am talking about basic history which is gleaned from a biblical source I am mentioning exactly. you mean to tell me you have never heard of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah? again do you not see the connection to the term we now use as SODOMY?

jesus kid read a fucking book or something

>>37877107
>Posting your face makes you a whore
>showing off your body makes you a bot
What?

>>37877124
>jesus kid read a fucking book
I'm not into fairy tales anon, I'll leave those books to you K

i got a prostitute when i went to amsterdam last year. my nose was a few centimeters away from her asshole/pussy. it smelled really "girly" and i was this close to licking it but decided not to

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>>37877138
JUST SHOW US YOUR TITS YOU DUMB SLUT!

>>37877148
I haven't even read the bible in it's entirety and you are still missing the whole point and looking stupid in the process.
Anal isn't some new fad it is literally referenced in those fairytales from 2000+ years ago so you thinking it is something new is proving your virginal self

>>37877230
w/e you say anon.
Sodom amarite

>>37873590
It's actually not too bad if she cleans herself regularly.
It still smells. But not as bad as you'd think

>>37877348
personally I'd rather it not be clean.
Not like brown/shitty or anything, but slightly musky and sweaty. Like she's been walking around for a while on a hot day

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I have a gf, and I have smelled her ass like 3 or 4 times, sometimes through her panties (in this case I bury my face in) and sometimes without them (I retain some distance).
Most of the time it has what I would describe as a pleasant, slightly strong musk plus the usual sweat/pussy aroma, you can tell you are not supposed to be smelling it, but it really gets me going. Other times it doesn't really have a distinct smell. It doesn't smells strongly like farts (unless she just recently farted), but there is some of that in the mix, not enough to be gross though.
One time it smelled really bad, but it was because she was holding a turd most likely.

I REALLY want to ram my nose and tongue in her naked butthole, but I know that it's not going to be pleasant AT ALL unless she takes a shower first (and probably uses an anal douche), which I am still not confident enough to ask her to do.

>You can't just lick a qt 3.14 ass clean because not only you are going to taste literal shit, there are high odds that you will also catch some sort of horrifying parasite in the process
Being an ass man is suffering.

>>37877391
no one cares normie, fuck off

>>37874241
Pretty much. Try to aim for the widest part of the gap.

>>37877403
The OP cares, at least about the first 3/4 of the post though.

A good way to judge if your girlfriend is/isn't hot enough then ask yourself if you'd lick her asshole clean and if that genuinely doesnt turn you on, shes not hot enough

>>37877391
just go for it
I did and it was great
you will have the best time imaginable and she will LOVE it

>>37877388
Smelt that too. The pussy smell overcomes the ass smell.

>>37876461
Well firstly, it has no smell and tastes like skin, so at least it's inoffensive on that part. As for why people like it, well it gives the receiver pleasure, and some people are into the moaning and pleasuring of their partners. Most of the ass-eating is just licking the entrance, but if you can tongue deeper, there's also the fact that the inside of a butt is warm and soft and squishy, which is nice. Of course, if you really want to explore the insides, fingers/dick/toys reach deeper, but ass-eating is often used as foreplay to open up your partner and lead up to that anyway

>>37878027
>it has no smell
This is a lie. Butthole always smells no matter how much you clean it, the rest of what you said is true though

>>37878099
>Butthole always smells no matter how much you clean it
Wrong, if you're talking about the butthole which is on the outside then apparently you don't know how to clean yourself
The rectum on the other hand, sure is always going to smell but that's on the inside.

>>37875136
your sister honestly sounds perfect

>>37878099
I may just have a bad nose then, I only have a sample size of one person I licked that way. It was fun, but I'm still slightly paranoid about e.coli, though I've never hit poop

>>37874241
well done anon, originally

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>>37878027
>the inside of a butt is warm and soft and squishy
Jesus
How do I make sure it's safe to slide it in?

>>37878347
Can't give you a strict amount time dedicated to foreplay, it differs from person to person. Also with foreplay, you have to find out what works with your partner. Massages and eating out are quite safe bets though.

If you are going to, say, slide your dick in, start small with fingers (cut your fingernails really short, or use a glove). Also lube them up. Get your partner to sort of clench and push out, makes penetration easier. Get about three in, before pulling out and trying with your dick (which should have a condom and also have lots of lube on it). If your partner feels it too painful, go slower with your dick, put more lube on it, more foreplay, etc.

If you mean safe as in STDs and STIs and whatnot, if your partner eats well and cleans her butt, it should be fine. Enemas are not really needed and can damaged gut flora if used frequently.

It is lots of effort but worth it.

>>37874530
Tfw I tried doing this one what was supposed to be my first time.
I'm still a virgin