I bet you a thousand dollars you wouldn't fuck this girl

You're wrong because I would

>>37873606
If i was given the chance?
Yes id fucking destroy her pussy.
But in reality id never get that oppurtunity ever

>>37873606
Why would I not fuck this for free? What is wrong with her?

>>37873606
>plain boyish face
>glasses
>double chin but not fat
>frumpy flat hair
>huge tits

are you kidding? Id be all over this

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I tried getting with a prostitute but couldn't get it up. What's wrong with me goys?

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>>37873606
i wouldn't

that dopey face would give me some ugly-ass children.

only the best for me, thank you very much.

>this shit thread will get 100s of replies by stupid normie retards who are unable to think for one second about anything other than sex

This board is dead and you killed it, and do you know what the worst part is? You're all too stupid to even realise it

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>>37873830
>realise

gonna be honest, that trigg'ed me

>>37873629
>>37873684
>>37873710
Are you all blind? Her face is ugly.

>>37873776
This man has the right idea.

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>>37873606
>I bet you a thousand dollars you wouldn't fuck this girl if given the chance.
You're incorrect in one sense. I like cow tits and would want to fuck her.
You're correct in a different sense. If I had a chance (that is, if I met this girl and she liked me and wanted to fuck) I would probably be too scared to take a shot, or too autistically inept to convert the opportunity if I did.

>>37873890
Face does not personally impact my enjoyment of the puh. And plus those tits

>>37873765
try a male prostitute instead
i think that will answer your question

>>37873606
Why would I be afraid? It's not like I haven't had sex before

>>37873606
Maybe not but I'd motorboat dem tiddies for sure.

>>37873606
wouldn't.
i can't risk my wizardry with these lesser roasties
besides i see women as inferior beings.

>>37873606
>dem titties
I fucking would though.
Her face is fine, normal. I'm sure she'd look like any other girl if she splashed some makeup on.

>>37873848
It's called proper English.

>>37873890
I dont think so. Seems cute with big fat tits to shove my face in.

>>37873765
>Calls others goys
>Can't get an erection if he is forced to spend money
I think I see the problem here

>>37873776
>autist thinks every time he fucks he needs to create children too

And your kids would probably be ugly no matter who you fuck

>>37873606
I'll take the $1000. Spend $400 on a hooker, save the remaining $600.

>>37873606
I'd need more photos to give my opinion.

>>37873848
LoL
Being triggered by dialects.

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>>37873606
the thought that pops into my head when I see this 4/10 in front of a huge faux-viking banner is that some nerdy larper metalhead is probably really happy with his cowtits frumpy possibly autistic and dumb (since she could look better with contacts makeup and long hair but she doesn't try very hard) gf or as I see a lot, wife. The context makes me cringe.

it makes me feel really weird. I couldn't be satisfied with a girl like that. I feel like I would view her as some kind of embarrassing temporary stepping stone. I wouldn't want people to see me with her.

Not trying to be edgy, I'm just fucked up in the head. And don't get me wrong, I don't feel entitled to a pretty girl. I just don't think I could be happy with an ugly one.

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>>37873606
>I wouldn't
>get OP's $$$
>upgrade my computer
>buy a good onahole

>>37873606
Fucked a lot worse.
One of them being a dude.

>>37873848
The verb is from "realiser" in French. "realise" is the more correct spelling technically.

>>37874226
All of you on this board are like this, you're not weird anon.

>>37874226
How would you rate yourself?

Originalitooo

>>37873606
I'd be too self conscious to have sex.

>>37874226
>faux-viking banner
Looks like Celtic knot work to me...

>>37874423
not that great honestly

I'm balding, I have a shitty body that doesn't get any better from lifting weights regularly, ginger, crooked nose, unimpressive bone structure

also awkward and shy

I'm not saying it's reasonable. I just feel the way I feel about it.

>>37873606
I bet a thousand dollars OP is a fucking faggot and would suck a huge cock if given the chance

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I would 100%, yes. I mean, if she wasn't actually a camwhore, but based on her body yes, it's actually pretty ideal to me, i prefer plain looking faced girls and the tits are fuckin real

Also, the set OP's picture is from is probably the worst set of her, here's a random pic from a different set of her's

>>37874060
Didn't realize the letter S has the sound of a Z in the English language.

>>37873606
this is a trick question right?

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>>37873890
>that
>ugIy

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>>37873606

I want money in paypal form bitch.

>>37874660
Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. Also, you were still correct. Bongs tend to use "realise" and Burgers tend to use "realize".

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I'll fuck her but only for that OPbux

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>>37873606
>get to fuck a cute (for me) girl and get a 1000 dollars
Where's the catch?

>>37873776
>only the best for me
>posts goggle-eyed frog lips
Top kek.

>>37873890
Her personality might deter me
but her face certainly wouldn't
as it's better looking than mine

>>37874950
>>37873848

I use contextual spelling:

realise = get the idea
realize = make it real

>>37873890
she's looks kinda like the girl i used to have a crush on in middle school so nah i'd bang

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>>37873606
>cowtits
you're goddamn right I wouldn't

>>37875719
Reminder that people like this actually exist

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>>37875719
>>37875793
>wh-what anon? my tits are t-too big? i thought you would like them. S-sorry... i didn't know you were g-gay....

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>>37876005
FUCK OFF
WHERE IS MY THINN GODDESS
FUCKING NORMIES PUSHING THEIR DISGUSTING UDDERS ON ME

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>>37873606
>meaningless sex