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Felt like shit. Acted like I'd be able to move on quickly, but it took a few months to completely forget and get back to my life. Kinda pathetic looking back at it.
Kinda funny since Dancing Queens was playing in the background when I asked her out during the rehearsal of a play since the drama teacher had it playing.

>>37885853
My mind went blank and i felt completely numb. Bit of an over reaction looking back because she wasn't all that great, but still

>>37885853
Last time I tried, I wasn't even denied. I couldn't bring myself to talk to her in person, so I tried to clean up my social media account, found her, followed her, then said "Hi" in a direct message. She read it within the first several minutes, but never replied. We had class together every week. I sat right behind her. It felt so disappointing. Now I just fuck with women online and manipulate them. It's fun.

>>37885745
>Why is everyone so anti /footfag/?
Because you faggots are the very same flavor of obnoxious as the ponyfaggots were.

>most common
No.

>>37885745
They show it off so much.

>>37885677
>How has your mind coped with the fact that free will doesn't exist
Not giving a shit in the first place. It's either predetermined, be controlled by diceroll, or some combination. There was never any "good" alternative.

>>37885738
Maybe it's fucked with me more than it should. I have an addiction and reading about determinism makes me think I'll never get over it unless an entity or event intervenes.

I use my free will to cope.

>>37885661
In fact, all robots or wizards are failed normal people. You're just a normzlfag in your case

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Think that you already have fucked up, relax and rape her.

>>37885661
Post tinder pics/convos

When I was talking to a girl over the phone regularly for hours last month

We don't talk anymore though

Can't remember really. I just wish I die in my sleep.

monday. but only because i found 2 gen 1 transformers in my old toys.
31 yr old and still as good as the day i first played with them.

>>37885587
This is an awful thread.
Better luck next time

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Realize that guys > stupid cunts!
Find bf and live happily. Cunts only purpose is giving birth new human or cunt being.

>>37885600
You're right, what we need is more trap threads.
Thanks for the bump

>>37885582
Its a more acceptable way to say you'rz gay

>>37885582
MGTOWs are beta cowards. Nothing. More. I've been married for 9 years. Giving up is not an option. Find a good gal, grow together, mesh your lives together and use your best judgement. There are good gals out there that won't fuck you over, but he's the deal and also the part that MGTOW's don't quite understand. You need to be a man to seize this.

All throw MGTOW guys really don't realise the irony of being everything wrong with feminism: promoting childlessness/ a hedonistic lifestyle/ defeatism and general spineless behavior. where the point of life is "ME ME ME"/ hatred of the other sex...feminists and MGTOW; bringing down western civilisation together.

To convince rejects that they're better off alone

>>37885575
Follow and subscribe. She's literally streaming so that anyone can watch. Why have shame about it, OP?

>>37885670

I will never subscribe to anyone on twitch, besides she doesn't get enough viewers for that.

>>37885575
Link the stream so we can warn her a creep is watching her.

i don't get why it's embarrassing. why don't you do some female rejection stories instead, everyone can relate to those

OP here: I forgot to say that "her exam", in this context, could also mean "your exam" (that female third person thing). So it was even worse

>>37885572
Meh, in my case it was only ruthless rejection by high school crushes. I lost the willpower to ask out girls and be interested in them since then, so that would be boring to say

>>37885517
Gfs are liberal propaganda spread through disney and dish soap commercials

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>>37885517
Whenever someone asks me to try my drink I just reply with 'sure if you are okay with aids'. Real good normie filter.

>>37885621
What are you proposing instead?

i fucking love these things.

Gives away she's Stacey
Chokers are like the black belt for sucking dick

>>37885513
A rapidly growing erection

>you will never be her sex slave, forced to take in her futa cock every 2 hours

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>>37885594
>>37885509
Dear god no, those are things I am glad will never happen

>I'm stoned as fuck, leaning over in my seat
>coworker leaves, takes me to next job
>moving some crazy old white lady into some nice ass apartments downtown
>apartments have loading dock we supposed to use
>other company is there taking up our reserved spot
>no room to pull in
>elevator broken
>would take 11 hours to move this bitch in
>old bitch keeps singing to herself
>she's absolutely nuts
>no tip either
>we hold the load overnight
>area also has lots of hot bitches
>but in work uniform so don't want to approach, have to be professional, am also a bit nervous
>coworker is basically Tyrone Thunderdick
>coworker is making fun of me because I won't approach bitches
>we also have a taxidermied turkey sitting outside the truck that a customer gave me
>bitches walking by
>coworker just tells me to walk up and "holla at a bitch"
>I ask if they want to see my turkey
>some are repulsed
>some say yes
>get their numbers
>get laid that night from one of them
>go back to work next morning
>unload the same old lady's stuff
>elevator working now
>meet more girls in elevator
>super hot one with a golden doodle and freckles, glasses
>get her number
>take her out to bar that night
>score again
>overcome approach anxiety
>I'm feeling like a normie
>life is good
>I'm chad now

Here is some more advice my coworker told me that is true as fuck

>the worst thing a girl can say to you is no, and that's not even bad at all
>stop giving a damn what she thinks
>girls already know within 3 seconds if they wanna fuck you or not, it's all about closing the deal. If you get their number and attention you've pretty much got them
>don't take girls seriously
>girls are pretty much like overgrown children, as long as you are confident you'll be fine
>don't act nervous or talk too fast
>confident body language
>be your own man with goals, don't be needy, focus on your life and your path
>if you build it they will come
Continued

The most important advice is that you have to hold your frame.
Think "I am a man, I am enough."

Assume she already wants to fuck you, you just have to close the deal.

Approaching is half the battle


Will post more stories

>be on a move with two trucks, so 6 people
>roll up to a huge ass house in a rich ass neighborhood
>it's the house of this girl I hooked up with about 3 weeks ago
>her name is kat
>senior in high school, she is 18
>originally met her in January at a frat party, fucked the shit out of her
Will post later
>ohshit.jpg
>I purposely pick up all the heavy pieces in front of her to impress her
>pick up couch by myself, put it on my back, load it in truck
>sweating like a badass
>wearing a bandanna and wife beater
>muscles have a pump
>I look pretty sexy
>I smile at her
>I take her into the bathroom
>she blows me, then we start fucking raw
>I finish in her, then go back out and move furniture with crew again
>after move is finished her parents gave me a 50 dollar tip on top of that
>I haven't spoken to her since

/r9k/ needs more brainlet threads. The catalog is full of difficult to understand and confusing discussions but there is hardly ever a thread that is intelligible to stupid people.

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>>37885503
I feel that feel


Origionalio

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>got stupidier as I grew up
>find old course work in attick
>wasn't as stupid and my parents kept saying
>hand writing was perfect

now its chicken scratch and I can even do basic sums in my head

I think my parents where gaslighting me for years becuase they didn't do well

my dad even phoned up the college to get me kicked of the course

They can sense robots on a primal subconscious level. They just know.

>>37885498
Send another message for opinions on your idea desu perhapd