Work Stories Thread

>I'm stoned as fuck, leaning over in my seat
>coworker leaves, takes me to next job
>moving some crazy old white lady into some nice ass apartments downtown
>apartments have loading dock we supposed to use
>other company is there taking up our reserved spot
>no room to pull in
>elevator broken
>would take 11 hours to move this bitch in
>old bitch keeps singing to herself
>she's absolutely nuts
>no tip either
>we hold the load overnight
>area also has lots of hot bitches
>but in work uniform so don't want to approach, have to be professional, am also a bit nervous
>coworker is basically Tyrone Thunderdick
>coworker is making fun of me because I won't approach bitches
>we also have a taxidermied turkey sitting outside the truck that a customer gave me
>bitches walking by
>coworker just tells me to walk up and "holla at a bitch"
>I ask if they want to see my turkey
>some are repulsed
>some say yes
>get their numbers
>get laid that night from one of them
>go back to work next morning
>unload the same old lady's stuff
>elevator working now
>meet more girls in elevator
>super hot one with a golden doodle and freckles, glasses
>get her number
>take her out to bar that night
>score again
>overcome approach anxiety
>I'm feeling like a normie
>life is good
>I'm chad now

Here is some more advice my coworker told me that is true as fuck

>the worst thing a girl can say to you is no, and that's not even bad at all
>stop giving a damn what she thinks
>girls already know within 3 seconds if they wanna fuck you or not, it's all about closing the deal. If you get their number and attention you've pretty much got them
>don't take girls seriously
>girls are pretty much like overgrown children, as long as you are confident you'll be fine
>don't act nervous or talk too fast
>confident body language
>be your own man with goals, don't be needy, focus on your life and your path
>if you build it they will come
Continued

The most important advice is that you have to hold your frame.
Think "I am a man, I am enough."

Assume she already wants to fuck you, you just have to close the deal.

Approaching is half the battle


Will post more stories

>be on a move with two trucks, so 6 people
>roll up to a huge ass house in a rich ass neighborhood
>it's the house of this girl I hooked up with about 3 weeks ago
>her name is kat
>senior in high school, she is 18
>originally met her in January at a frat party, fucked the shit out of her
Will post later
>ohshit.jpg
>I purposely pick up all the heavy pieces in front of her to impress her
>pick up couch by myself, put it on my back, load it in truck
>sweating like a badass
>wearing a bandanna and wife beater
>muscles have a pump
>I look pretty sexy
>I smile at her
>I take her into the bathroom
>she blows me, then we start fucking raw
>I finish in her, then go back out and move furniture with crew again
>after move is finished her parents gave me a 50 dollar tip on top of that
>I haven't spoken to her since

We also do moves across the country
>moving customer from my city down all the way to florida
>gonna take 3 days, has two trucks
>after we get down to Florida late at night we go to the beach
>we all pull some hot bitches, bring them back to the hotel, and get drunk as fuck
>good times

Disclaimer- none of this actually happened, I don't actually have a job, and I'm just a 32 year old fat NEET who lives at home inside a computer cave

>>37885746
Well, thanks for sharing your imagination and mindset with us fellow neet.

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>>37885746
>Disclaimer- none of this actually happened, I don't actually have a job, and I'm just a 32 year old fat NEET who lives at home inside a computer cave
>/r9k/
Sounds about right