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Anyone else find it extremely awkward to take selfies? I'm in my late 20's and I feel like that's something kids do.
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>>37896045
Selfies are stupid as fuck and yeah adults shouldn't do it.
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>>37896045
To take them exclusively of yourself is cringe but sometimes there's no one around to take picture of you and others so you gotta bite the bullet
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>>37896182
I mean, I can kind of understand wanting to take a picture with someone and having no one around to help so you take a selfie but that's rarely the case. It's like 90% of faggots that take selfies are narcissistic fucks.
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>anon is introverted, mentally ill, and has never brought home a girlfriend
>must be gay
What even is this mentality? Why do old(er) people think like this?
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first, they're in denial about just how bad things really are
second, given that they think you're a functioning person that you're hiding your gaysex capades since no normal person can go for more than a month without sex
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>>37896044
Well the words 'robot' and 'incel' aren't in their dictionary.
And that's how it was in the old days, I guess.
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>>37896044
>anon looks like Napoleon Dynamite and was beaten up every day in high school
>anon has no girlfriend
>yup anon must have caught the gay
It makes even less sense to me than to OP.
>But anon you're so cute you look just like your uncle Jim
This may be it. They're related to you, so it's harder for them to tell that you're too ugly and lame to date.
Let out your anger in this thread.
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Fucking white people.
Violently enslaving my ancestors for fucking years, not giving me reparations, and wondering why i'm oh.. just a LITTLE fucking violent?!?!?
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I'm actually pretty happy today
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>fat my whole life
>bullied a lot
>lose over 100lbs
>people stare at me now
>girls flirt with me
>even dudes sneak glances
>don't know how to deal with this
>still have trouble making eye contact
>people tell me i should be a model
>still mentally the fat shy kid
wtf do i do
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PLEASE HELP ME R9K
ive seen the camwhore threads i know you're not all incels
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What do you hope to accomplish, friend?
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See a counselor and come to terms with your attractiveness. If not that then maybe start flirting back with those chicks
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what personality traits do all three faces display together? 2017-06-22 11:42:16 Post No.37895981
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what personality traits do all three faces display together?
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including trustworthiness
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>>37895981
I WANT THEM TO GIVE ME THE SUCC
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>>37895981
I am happy to be born a guy
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>>37895981
non-whiteness desuuuuuuuuuuuu
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If you are so desperate for female company why don't you just become your own gf? The advantages clearly outweigh the negligible disadvantages.
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>>37895976
Spoiler for everyone OP is retarded don't listen to him saged
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>>37895976
>become my own gf
>still alone
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>>37895976
Is there a better looking female than this?
Damn she's hot
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What is working as customer service like, /r9k/? Can I do it from my bedroom?
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Please use the search function summerfag. This has been discussed many times and I see a thread like this at least once a day.
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>>37895994
Fuck you l won't
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>>37895959
Depends on the employer, if you're working for the company directly or through an outside vendor. I hear U-Haul and Amazon have some nice at home gigs. I currently work at a third party vendor answering health insurance questions and it sucks going into work but it's Mon-Fri with holidays off and normal 9-5 hours so it isn't too terrible.
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>chess website starts you off with a rank of 800
>after 250 games my rank is 785
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I prefer chinese checkers
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>>37895964
Being bad at chess doesn't make you dumb, anon
Being good at chess doesn't make you smart, either
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>>37895964
>be me
>be really into chess in college
>play 1000s of games on facebook
>win 600 of like 1200 games
>think I am a decent player
>go to chess club in local town
>pay 50 bucks to register as a United Federation player or w/e
>pay 20 bucks to enter small tournament
>play three games
>win first game against women (literally only women here out of like 25 people, cute Lebanese chick or something)
>start to feel good
>get ass destroyed by next two guys
>realize I have 5 more games to play
>leave and never go back
Use it. Do something productive /r9k/
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Here! Have fun /r9k/
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whatever i don't even know this meme
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>qt pie interested in me
>flirting hard
>she wants the d
>she's my friends girlfriend
EVERYTIME
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my first trap encounter greentext 2017-06-22 11:38:01 Post No.37895915
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my first trap encounter greentext
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i've been repressing this story for a long time.. but 3 months later, it's long and needs to be told, it's a two parter tl;dr but it's worth the read trust me.
>be me
>khv, turning prison gay
>find qt trap on grindr
>sexy af pics
>starts erp
>ask to meet
>realize he lives two streets down from me
>he tells me how he's going to eat mywilly milk
>rush over like a rabbit
>knock on door
>he father answer, look at me puzzles
*cough* u-hm... i'm here to see jessica...
>the dad sighs, and lets me in
>points to the stairs telling me where he is
>breath in heavily and walk down the stairs
>he instantly peeks out from the corner, saying BOO!
>slightly jump, and he follows with GOTCHA!
>he's wearing a tanktop and panties with kneehigh socks
>start noticing everything manly about him that weren't noticeable in the pics
>vascular forearms
>broad shoulders
>slightly protruding adams apple
>start tensing up and freezing, heart rate increases
>whatinthefuckdidido.jpg
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>he looks at me puzzled, asks whats wrong before kissing me on the lips
>get the most awkward boner i've ever had in my life
>he grabs my hand and leads me to his bedroom
>stereotyped otaku room, everything tidy, but lots of dust on most of the furnishings
>still can't think of anything to say, contemplating excuses to leave
>standing there saying nothing
>he wraps his arms around me, hugging tightly before pushing me to the bed
>tells me he loves me before pulling down my pants and sucking my awkward boner
>cant stop looking at his shoulders, heart racing
>end up getting such a bad panic attack i vomit all over his head
>he starts screaming and takes off his wig, exposing his balding head (he's only 21..)
>HOLYSHITWHATHAVEIDONE
>screams at me to get out, dad comes rushing down and sees me with my pants down and vomit on his sons wig
>i'll never forget the look we exchanged eye to eye, no matter how much i want to forget it
>sprint out the house and back to my place, go straight to the shower and start sobbing
>3 months later and i still sometimes run into him and awkwardly exchange small talk
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>>37895924
>sees me with my pants down and vomit on his sons wig
Lol
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>>37895924
>the look we exchanged eye to eye
Was this a friendly, understanding look? As in "see? This thing here is my fucking son, kill me"
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what exactly is being wrong with a normie?
isn't being a well adjusted person good?
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>>37895854
normies are told to go and stay go so they don't fall out of the grace of normiedom.
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>>37895854
Its like going to eat nuggets with 10 different sauces they're the faggots that try all the sauces probably double dip but they still tried all the sauces and don't really feel passionate about any of them but if the majority said sweat and sour is best they would go yeah sweet and sour is best.
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>>37895854
There's a difference between adjusted person and over-adjusted person.
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> tow thousand and 11
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE COME ON
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME YEAH!
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WERE GONNA MAKE YOU MOVE
(OH YEAH!)
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AND WE GON MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIDN
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>72% White, 15% Black, and 11% Ameri-indian
>Speak English perfectly
>Mexicans start treating me like I don't speak any Spanish despite the fact I'm working in construction
>White people call me a Mexican
What does it mean?
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>browsing r9k in 2011
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>2010
>turn on the tv to watch Fifa World Cup
>WHEN I GET OLDER I WILL STRONGER
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>>37896000
>THEY CALL ME FREEDOM
>>37895906
>Go on YouTube
>Hypercam videos with 009 Sound System while typing in Notepad