>chess website starts you off with a rank of 800 >after

I prefer chinese checkers

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>>37895964
Being bad at chess doesn't make you dumb, anon
Being good at chess doesn't make you smart, either

>>37895964
>be me
>be really into chess in college
>play 1000s of games on facebook
>win 600 of like 1200 games
>think I am a decent player
>go to chess club in local town
>pay 50 bucks to register as a United Federation player or w/e
>pay 20 bucks to enter small tournament
>play three games
>win first game against women (literally only women here out of like 25 people, cute Lebanese chick or something)
>start to feel good
>get ass destroyed by next two guys
>realize I have 5 more games to play
>leave and never go back

>>37895964
FYI a lot of online chess players just use programs to make their moves, which are near perfect. You essentially facing off against Deep Blue in half of your games, so the win rate isn't really a fair measure.

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>Open chess against a computer
>Open online chess
>Fill in the other player's moves to the computer
>Mimic the computer's moves to the online
I dunno why I even do this, it's not fun.

>>37896138
>>37896111
ShiEEEEEEEEET NIGGER.
Why do you guys NIG in chess?
Can't win without nigging?

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>>37896138
Cause you're a brainlet troll that can't beat the other person if you tried.

>>37895993
show me a dumbass with top 10% MMR

>>37896157
No I cannot, and I don't know why. I don't even win with it a lot, I just like pitting the people against a robot.
>>37896184
Yea

>>37896157
I never did that. I played chess legit as a kid. It's just something that was very obvious.

>>37896200
There's no point in playing games that the computer can beat you in desu.
Since chess is solved its not really a game anymore.

>>37896138
I have done this before.
Open chess master 9000
put difficulty on Chess Master
mimic every move
then again I think it would be funny had the other person on the computer done the same thing, literally chess master 9000 vs chess master 9000

>>37895964
mahjong is better