my first trap encounter greentext

>he looks at me puzzled, asks whats wrong before kissing me on the lips
>get the most awkward boner i've ever had in my life
>he grabs my hand and leads me to his bedroom
>stereotyped otaku room, everything tidy, but lots of dust on most of the furnishings

>still can't think of anything to say, contemplating excuses to leave
>standing there saying nothing
>he wraps his arms around me, hugging tightly before pushing me to the bed
>tells me he loves me before pulling down my pants and sucking my awkward boner
>cant stop looking at his shoulders, heart racing

>end up getting such a bad panic attack i vomit all over his head
>he starts screaming and takes off his wig, exposing his balding head (he's only 21..)
>HOLYSHITWHATHAVEIDONE
>screams at me to get out, dad comes rushing down and sees me with my pants down and vomit on his sons wig
>i'll never forget the look we exchanged eye to eye, no matter how much i want to forget it

>sprint out the house and back to my place, go straight to the shower and start sobbing
>3 months later and i still sometimes run into him and awkwardly exchange small talk

>>37895924
>sees me with my pants down and vomit on his sons wig
Lol

>>37895924
>the look we exchanged eye to eye
Was this a friendly, understanding look? As in "see? This thing here is my fucking son, kill me"

This story reminds me of a time when some robot fucked a tranny in the ass, got diarrhoea on his dick and jeans and continued to fuck him. Trap/tranny sex stories on /r9k/ are fucking hilarious.

>>37895924
>balding at 21
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37896026
I remember when a robot paid a tranny hooker to fuck him in the ass but later he regretted.

>>37896043
Oh I think I remember that one too. He got fucked roughly I believe.

>he father answer, look at me puzzles

*cough* u-hm... i'm here to see jessica...
>the dad sighs, and lets me in
>points to the stairs telling me where he is
>breath in heavily and walk down the stairs

BRPOOOOOO IM FUCKING LOSING IT RIGT NOW

>he instantly peeks out from the corner, saying BOO!
>slightly jump, and he follows with GOTCHA!
>he's wearing a tanktop and panties with kneehigh socks
>start noticing everything manly about him that weren't noticeable in the pics

BRAHAHAHA THE DAD THINKS YOURE A DEGENERATE COMING TO FUCK "JESSICA" AND THERE AINT NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW

>end up getting such a bad panic attack i vomit all over his head
>he starts screaming and takes off his wig, exposing his balding head (he's only 21..)
>HOLYSHITWHATHAVEIDONE
>screams at me to get out, dad comes rushing down and sees me with my pants down and vomit on his sons wig
>i'll never forget the look we exchanged eye to eye, no matter how much i want to forget it

>sprint out the house and back to my place, go straight to the shower and start sobbing
>3 months later and i still sometimes run into him and awkwardly exchange small talk

OMFGGGGGG MESSING UP THIS BAD NIGGA YOU FUCKING GOOFED MY NIGGA

>>37896103
I'm fairly certain this is bait

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>>37896121
NIGGA GO BACK TO /POL/ LIL WHITEBOI I BET U DONE DID THE SAME THING LMFAOOOO NIGGA U GOOFIE AF

NIGGA UNBOMFORTABLE CUZ HE IN THE PRESENCE OF AN AFROKING

>>37895915
>dad sighs, and let's me in
this is the saddest thing I've read on 4chan all week

he must be used to Jessica inviting over ugly ass losers by now

>>37895915
>still sometimes run into him
The dad or the trap? Also please greentext what the small talks are like.

>>37895924
>awkwardly exchange small talk
Did you talked about the encounter?

>>37895924
Did he try to contact you afterwards?

>>37895915
Nigga, you're just not gay enough for guys. Hire a grill hooker or something.