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>>38133403
No. Not only humiliating, you're put on high alert watch to everyone in the vicinity, if you call her something back, get mad, anything, everyone's ready to fuck your shit up

t. The creepy kid who had dead eyes and smiled so little it became a running joke in most classrooms

Mangled cunt sounds better

And you never come back from being called a creep. Everything you do is creepy after that point.

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Because reddit didn't take it and shit it up like rage faces.

Because he has that devilish little smile and we want to be in on the joke, and if we're not then he infuriates.

>>38134192
he's a lovable scamp

>her face
>when you think of how smoothly the shit's gonna flow out of your asshole now

>>38133322
I've already done that twice.

>>38133322
I did in regular doggy style and the cum leaked out all over her vagina. We went to the pharmacy and bought Plan B. The whole event would make a pretty cool grindcore album title
>anal seepage pregnancy rush

spiced rum is way better than the four loko you usually have. Nice upgrade.

My moms making tacos I think

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where do you live, foodanon?

>>38133317
Breeding exclusively with black women sounds like a mistake.

The only half decent ones are already being bred by white men so probably not.

>>38133317
No. I don't want babies. Babies are a just something women use to trap you and force you to work to support them. They are the death of any dreams you might still have of leading an independent life or doing what, if anything, you enjoy. Being a parent is signing up for a life sentence.

dubs decides what I say to him

Go back to where you came from paki scum

>>38133307
Just say, "Let's fuck."

Enjoy life on easy mode.

Stop being degenerate, then we'll talk. Nice trips, though.

>>38133222
u triggered, cuck bro? Heh, Imma edgy numale alt-right faggot that feeds off lib fedora reddit tears. I'm the cancer ((they)) don't want you to know.

>>38133314
You're really fucking stupid. Degenrate this degenerate that degenerate degenrate degenrate SHUT THE FUCK UP

You're going to freeze your ass off, for one. You won't be able to feel your fingers 30 - 45 mins in, because you can't cut with warm gloves on. Then you'll have another 7 1/2 hrs to finish out each shift. Good luck, atleast you won't be a neet anymore.

t. Someone who did cut fruit at Kroger in highschool.

>>38133286
It's the hottest day of the year, so far. Valid point on being cool/cold, though.

Thanks anon

You're gonna hate yourself for a couple of weeks due to the change in your circadian rhythm, is it 8 hour or 12 hour?

if it's 12 may God have mercy on your soul, 8 isn't that bad.

can't be ghosted by people you don't care about

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>>38133183
I am the one who ghost

Nothing you can do.
Only accept that you are unwanted.

But ur dicc!

>>38133149
Should've got laid. You did it wrong.

>>38133399
What's the point? I'm not a virgin and sluts gross me out

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Another picture I took of her

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>>38133181
>>38133139
This appears to have been manipulated by a photo editing program.

@38133139
@38133181

Woah, dude. I didn't know you could have sex with girls.

>>38133124
is this shilling or am i paranoid?

Right now im talking to a girl who gets off on being used as a fucktoy. It literally gets her off to know that the guy fucking her doesnt care if she's enjoying it or not.

She also has a fantasy of being "broken". Of me tying her down and forcing her to cum against her will and she becomes addicted to the shame of her body betraying and eventually becomes by submissive fuck slut.

And she sends me nudes throughout the day, or vids of her playing with her pussy. She does this because she knows I can't do anything about it. She gets me all worked up and then makes herself cum and im stuck at work getting frustrated. So that way once i get off work i teach her a lesson for being a tease.


Tinder is the greatest invention in the history of the world.

I've gone from a couple matches a day to complete shadow ban or 0 ELO. Already deleted/reinstalled numerous times.

Shit's busted.

>>38133084
Why should I? Because some chucklefuck on the internet told me to?

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Wtf now i hate adult entertainment

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>>38133110
>falling for the porn meme
>cant get off when(if) you actually get with a woman
>basically a cuck watching another man fuck a woman

pornfags, everyone.

>>38133057
You're too stupid to recognize what a massive advantage you have in obtaining a bf so you will likely never get a good man, only men who are interested in you for what's between your legs.

Do you have any personality or redeeming traits whatsoever?

>>38133057
Get a 5/10 bf

>>38133057
Why would you ask that here? Everyone's going to tell you that you don't deserve anything because life hands you everything on a silver platter. The people here are demented and have no clue about the real world. Save yourself and never come back.

>>38132955
I'll be your gf (male) who you can talk to.. I'm not really into sexual stuff

>>38132955
I know that feel op. I'm fine with dying a virgin, but I desire nothing more than a gf.

>>38133143
Not op, but I just want someone to talk to. Contact?