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Does /r9k/ do heroin or any other forms of opiates? Post experiences stories or anything relating to it
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>>38243093
>get oxycodone from doctor
>never really needed it because the pain wasn't bad
>decide to take it couple of months later
>feel warm and not depressed anymore
>run out after a while
wouldn't mind having another bottle, but I'm too stupid and autistic to get it
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>>38243093
im taking kratom right now and its great motivation for physical jobs also video game immersion. it feels just like an opiate.
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>>38243183
You dodged a bullet by running out. Don't seek it. Opiate addiction is fucking hell

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Tell me about your weirdest dreams. Mine:

>im 20-50yrs old
>im white but for some reason my mom is a mexican mom, really fucking spic, like black and spic at the same time and wearing a rag in her hair, she's also fat as a pig.
>she lives in a really big house
>she was digging a hole in her backyard for some reason
>a wire rolled up around her ankle and made her fall into this deep hole
>someone calls me and i go to see the situation
>she's still in the hole
>other 3 random women are in the hole
>other women are present, i assume one of these women is the daughter of one of the fat whores (including my mom) in the hole
>she starts crying
>says she's gonna jump down to see her mom
>everyone in the hole is drowning
>cry
>wake up
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>im random russian soldier in ww2
>we are all charging against a big building
>someone calls me "COMRADE!"
>i turn around to spot another ruskie comrade that is calling me, standing next to a broken wall with a hole in the middle
>we go through
>after walking for a few seconds there is a huge mansion
>but a modern mansion tho, not the old ones
>the few guards we spot are dressed with modern clothing
>we sneak in
>we kill some
>dream ends
>wake up
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The other day I had a dream that I was out somewhere in a city (not sure which one). I ended up meeting and hanging out with Fred Durst at a party. His face was the same as I remember (think 1999) but he had a beergut hanging out of his shirt that looked like a deflated pregnancy.
I woke up feeling awkward.
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>>38243046

>Im at home shitposting
>Suddenly PC explodes
>Wake up
>Turn on PC
>Thank god it was only a dream

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>there are people on this board who literaly,unirnocaly,actually have their priorities set to the acceptance of the opposite sex rather than personal gain and status

This is why there are no more legends. No more gaun yu's or achilles. You are all pathetic. You have nothing to actually bother you or waste your time and you still end up failing.
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Ok but im a spic so I'm genetically and physiologically and racially and biologically precluded from being a "legend"

also if you disagree with me you are anti-white and anti-science and anti-genetics so I literally cannot be proven wrong
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>>38243043
I don't do anything for anyone. I'm just sitting here wasting my life away masturbating and posting here. it's not the best life ,but at least I wasn't born in africa or something.
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>>38243043
>personal gain and status
that's just the standard gameplan in acquiring higher quality mates

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Would you rather be a beta male cuck orbiter who gets sex once every few months or a MGTOW asexual soldier who hasn't had sex in 5 years?
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None of these exist except the alpha
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>>38243007
would rather just beee my self tbhonestt
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>>38243007
Thanks for posting pics of famous multi millionaires.

Stop whining anon. Your side lost the race war, which means now you have to be part of the breeding program. it's mandatory: General Shekelstein's orders.
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Why wouldn't they just do lab fertilization? What benefit does giving a white guy a black harem accomplish?
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FUCK OFF NEGRO WENCHES
YOU'LL GET MY SEMINAL REPARATIONS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS BEFORE I RACEMIX
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>>38242995
Artificial insemination costs anywhere from $300-$1500 a round, Invitro can cost $10,000+, and the United Ghettos of America doesn't have that much tax revenue after 70% of whites were killed or forced underground.

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>Women can't be robo-
Shut the fuck up. Look at this. Women have life just as fucking hard as you do. Most of you are gonna and bitch about getting to 30 childless and marriageless like her, but that's all you'll do. She was in so much pain over it she KILLED herself. All you scum here wouldn't even have the balls to do that. This woman had more balls than you, and you're supposed to be the men. That's fucking pathetic. Women CAN be robots. Autists will disagree.
>inb4 hurr durr she could have any guy she wants fucking stacy reeee
Obviously not, or else she wouldn't have killed herself huh?
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>>38242924
I liked the effort you put into (You)r thread
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>>38242949
What effort? All I'm trying to do is show how much women can suffer too, because all I see on this board are autists making fun of women and then telling them they can't belong here too. Isn't this board supposed to be for all who are suffering?
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>>38242924
>you don't have the balls to kill yourself
sad part is... it's true. I tried twice but panicked and survived both times.

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>tfw tall girls dont wanna date a guy shorter than them
>tfw short girls wanna be fucked by 6'4 chads
>tfw 5'6
i will die a virgin lads
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>tfw 5'11" and have the l i t e r a l l y exact same problem
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>>38242898
I'm 5'2 and I'd love to date someone who is 5'6. Don't give up!
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>>38242953
>lol where are you from
The United States of Weimerica

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>tfw 5'11 but tell people I'm 6'0

anyone else? kill me
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>>38242853
breh, you 6'0 on the inside and that is all that matters
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>>38242853
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? I hope someone does kill you.
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>>38242889
Yea, 1 inch matters faggot

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>I've forgotten the names and the address of everyone I've ever known
There's nothing I regret
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me too laddy. feels good. one day I quit my job, left home and moved to australia without saying a word. now I'm NEET here with just enough to survive until I go to uni. my mom probalby thinks I'm dead, and she will probably think that forever hahaha.
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That is sad. You are glad you dont regret it.
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I would do it without a second thought if it weren't for all of the free gibs I'd get the instant the ol pops hit the bucket. It's not a shitload, but it'll be worth the price of a text per month

Family is a meme

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Who has some money and wants to run off and make a self-sufficient commune with internet on a small but not remote island?
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i implore the wealthy
to stoop to me
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no one here who has the money will do that
and I doubt we could find a suitable island
and most of the people who'd do this have completely given up hope and probably are lazy NEETs
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>>38242945
That sucks then. I was hoping for a comfy little island town.

Who is me?
Who is the Robot in this pic?
also rate the face of the person you guess is me!
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>>38242806
Second row, far left and the guy behind him. But really they don't look particularly robotish.
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>>38242835
this person is not me and also not a robot
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>>38242884
hmmm how about third row (from the bottom), 2nd from the right? He seems nice and possibly robot-like.

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Why the fuck can't I concentrate on my goddamn book? Every time I get reading my mind wanders to something unrelated like a song or something else I just finished doing. I'm forced to reread every paragraph 2-3 times to get the gist of it. It's not that I'm a brainlet or anything, I'm just too mentally distracted when I'm reading something that's not immediately satisfying.

What do you guys do when you need to concentrate? How do I "clear my mind" zen style? bonus: don't mention drugs.
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hey bud have you tried drugs
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>>38242754

Same here, although I can easily focus at work/school.
It's probably due to the fact that i can shitpost on 4chan at home.
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>>38242754
>It's not that I'm a brainlet or anything
Anon...

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Would you live here, hundreds of miles from other people, if provided water, power, food, and internet?
Let's say every week the supplies you want gets airlifted
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>>38242703
>implying most people here don't live in such a state excepting the comfy locale
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>>38242703
I would have to say Hell Yes
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God yes. I dream of such things.

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"Oh jeez, what smells like dog shit? Heh. Anyway, that'll be twenty-two dollars. Plus tip."

Your response?
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>>38242695
>"Sorry wrong house"
>order another pizza from somewhere else
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>>38242695
Here's a tip; GET A BETTER JOB FAGGOT
*takes pizza and slams door*
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>>38242799
That's how you get arrested for theft. Over a pizza.

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Is there any sportsgame that is stupider than baseball ? Stupid tryhard rules. It's like an uncreative person being forced to creatively write a unique rule.
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>>38242631
la crosse, anon
HAVE YOU HEARD OF FUCKING LA CROSSE
who does that normie shit
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>>38242651
I mean all these athletes, have they never thought to themselves "why am i doing this ? This is such a stupid game"
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sports are abstracted battles
in which men may satisfy their sexual competitiveness
in a way that displays both cleverness (in the more abstracted games) and vitality (in the more physical games)
sports are mating rituals
it is why retired athletes are doubly punished, once for no longer having a job and again for no longer being sexually desirable

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