"Oh jeez, what smells like dog shit? Heh. Anyway, that'll be twenty-two dollars. Plus tip."
Your response?
>>38242695
>"Sorry wrong house"
>order another pizza from somewhere else
>>38242695
Here's a tip; GET A BETTER JOB FAGGOT
*takes pizza and slams door*
>>38242799
That's how you get arrested for theft. Over a pizza.
>>38242799
>you lift a pizza slice out of the box
>there's dog shit smeared under the pizza
>>38242695
>Pay 22 bucks
>His tip shall be a sample from my shitbucket.
>>38242695
>"Plus tip."
I refuse.
Give him twenty two dollars for being a shitty delivery boy and a cunt in general
Probably call the manager and inform him that that employee isn't fit for customer service with the attitude he so bravely carries around.