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Who here is afraid of losing their virginity due to an irrational fear of catching a disease? I can't trust these thots out here.
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>>38423766
Everyone finding out you have a tiny dick is super contagious. Trust me
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Man up and take risk. I can tell that you haven't gone far in life.
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>>38423766
>thots
whats up with robots using nigger slang?
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Hello and welcome to the /r9k/ Lonely Hearts Club, where even the lowest of the low can find companionship or at least make a new friend.
Please write the following below!
Area Code:
Age:
Sex:
Personality:
Interests:
Why you frequest /r9k/:
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>>38423739
I am Beowulf son of etchtou.
I will raise again.
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Area Code: N/A
Age: 21
Sex: M (fyi all 'F' in this thread will be traps)
Personality: Negative, outgoing in thought but backs out due to fear of humiliation and other shit.
Interests: Overall media, creating media, making things in general but I have no talent so It's mostly conceptual (yes I know that for sure)
Why you frequest /r9k/: Like to see people who have similar social retardation's like myself.
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>>38423739
>Area Code: 763
>Age: 18
>Sex: M
>Personality: Lovable idiot
>Interests: Tabletop games, vidya, guns, and antiques
>Why you frequent /r9k/: Boredom and low self esteem. Nice to browse while smoking
Hypothetically, you're a single father and you have a really beautiful teenage daughter. She tells you she's in love with you and wants to be by your side forever, what do you do?
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Sure, sounds fine with me.
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>>38423703
tell her that is very noble of her, but that she is going to fall in love and start a family some day desu.
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I guess I'm marrying my daughter.
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Anyone else feel like the universe is trying to fuck them? I've twice on two different occasions have described what kind of love/relationship I want on this board and have gotten replies from girls wanting to exchange contact but the first time the posting went down right after for hours and when I replied it was too late and the second was just now in the femanon ideal bf thread. Some femanon replied saying she liked what I said and described herself as a small petite girl (exactly what I like in girls) and wanted to exchange emails but when I replied to her post with my email the thread archived and idk if she got to see I replied.
TL;DR I keep getting over by bad luck when trying to talk to girls, does anyone else know this feel?
Also on the off chance the femanon is still around I'm talking about: >>38422401
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Yeah, life sucks and then you die. The end.
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>>38423927
dont cut yourself on that edge anon.
Of course this isn't original
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kinda but I always feel that way in summer
also the irony of the captcha asking me to click a checkbox saying I'm not a robot
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How does one make themselves straight again? Years of watching porn and needing new things to get aroused by have led me to become gay or at least bisexual. I gave up porn for a little while but it did not help.
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>>38423605
Pro tip: you don't "become" gay. You are and always have been a faggot.
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>>38423605
Patrician taste you got there, anon.
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>>38423605
Aside from the music taste everything looks nice anon. Be happy
Why do men cheat?
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>>38423595
For the same reasons women do
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Why do girls?
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Chads do babe. Stop dating chads.
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when are people going to realize that the only way to have a perfect society is to have a total dictatorship run by me?
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What will it be like, anon? Please tell us.
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>>38423840
Everything is free, but everyone will also be forced to work. If people choose not to work, then they will not be allowed to have anything society has to offer, including free food and drinks. This will kill off the weak and undesirables, and meanwhile the people who are actually worth something will continue to work. Your job will be assigned by the cabinet of people I trust and have personally chosen. It can range to anything from to coffee shop worker to ceo of the world's biggest company to construction worker. It will all depend upon your marks in school and how your personality, physical, and intelligence tests marked up to give you the best career. No citizens will be granted the right to any weapons, and any crimes committed will result in slow torture, public humiliation, and eventual death. Absolutely no exceptions. Every man will be paired with a woman of his choosing, and if they're gay, then they must sign papers stating such to appoint them to a correct partner. People will kept in check out of fear, and if there is ever an attempt at a revolution against me, there are several hundred atom bombs underneath the city that I have to button to set off at any point in time to kill the entire human race. No one will ever question my authority, and on the days you have off from work you can still live a normal, happy life. In your free time do what you usually do such as play vidya, watch anime, hang out with friends, etc.
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>>38423998
This sounds like Stalinist Communism.
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men are terrible. why is sex the only thing they care about? why do they cheat when they don't get it? why do they leave once they do? why do they feel entitled to it for no good reason at all?
why must we put up with the beasts that are men?
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>>38423456
>implying women aren't sex obsessed
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>>38423456
Women are terrible.
Why are social status and money the only things they care about? why do they cheat when they don't get it? why do they leave once they do? why do they feel entitled to it for no good reason at all?
why must we put up with the parasites that are men?
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The men that care about other things than sex, you want nothing to do with.
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So I've made a few discords as a meme, but I kinda want this one to work out.
I originally made it to chill with friends a long time ago, but since then I lost all those friends and while I have new ones, we all have a server already and I dont want to disrupt that one.
So I want to have new friends in this one, it's just a general chat thing and has no one in it because I just cleaned it.
https://discord.me/cityline
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bump, come and make this place as cozy as we all know you can
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bumpity bump bumperooo
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>>38423440
nigga link is dead at least make it non expriring its like you dont want no new friends
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Sup /r9k/, I was thinking about getting a buzzcut. I've had nothing but gay ass bowl-hair cuts most of my life (not literally, they just look that way) and I hate styling my hair as it never works, so I was thinking of just straight up getting buzzcuts from now on. What do robots think about them? Also what number should I get? Don't want to look too bald.
Also what cuts in general do you guys usually get?
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I buzzed my hair and it was alright but made me look old. I was 17 at the pic on the left. Been growing it out ever since to right. Haven't cut it at all
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where's the anon with long hair and an undercut i remember his pictures filename being fuckme.jpg
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>>38423467
you look like a colombian coke dealer named don fernando vasques
My friends all tell me I'm weird for not shaving my pubic hair. Is that the case, am I really weird? Like would a girl be disgusted if she saw it?
Do you shave your pubes? And how would you feel if you were about to have sex with a girl you liked (ahahaha, good one) and it turns out she doesn't shave?
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>>38423405
idk, i never shave my pubic hair because i like to play with it by putting pencils in it and whatnot
i think you will be fine without shaving
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I don't shave it, I'd probably just make my penis feel like a cactus and get ingrown hairs.
I do trim it a little bit though, just so it's not a huge bush.
I also trim the hair around my asshole so it doesn't get shit in it.
I wouldn't really care if a girl shaved.
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A girl once told me she liked my pubic hair. And I have a lot of it. Never shaved or trimmed it in my life.
Said girl also has pubic hair. I don't mind pubic hair myself, but she's been trimming it for me, which is pretty sexy.
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Why is /r9k/ obsessed with finding a "gf"? Women are unbearable.
Life becomes significantly happier when you stop chasing worthless, manipulative, irrational, irresponsible, solipsistic, selfish, ungrateful, vindictive, boring, annoying half-children.
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My GF is really cool. She's a sweetheart and likes cooking for me.
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>>38423344
Only the lucky ones are born a schizoid.
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You say that, but I'm not actively pursuing any women and my life is devoid of any happiness
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Hey guys~ Feels and someone to talk to thread 2017-07-17 02:43:58 Post No.38423316
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Hey guys~ Feels and someone to talk to thread
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I just wanted to say that if any of you need someone to talk to or just a place to share some feels, I'm here. If you don't feel comfortable sharing on here my kik ismadaogoand my discord isAlex Tennou#4118
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I'm a gay robot who broke up with his ebf because he kept making me feel anxious because he wanted to do voice chats, I'm a 20 year old neet, and
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>>38424056
you wouldn't let your ebf hear your voice? wat?
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>>38424063
I would join occasionally but I would get anxious and not wanna vc for days at a time
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I cannot believe that was original.
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>>38423301
>Desu posting is making a come back
Feels good Desu
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>>38423314
I cannot believe that was original desu.
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What shoes do you wear /r9k/? These boots have been worn every day for the past five years, and they're showing no signs of falling apart.
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mainly these sandals its too hot to wear actual shoes
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>>38423330
fugg i forgot pic
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Some random old pair of dcs like pic related but with grey logos. I need new shoes though because they are falling apart.
Anyone know of some cheap black shoes that will last a while? I dont care if they are autism shoes, i just need something cheap.