Hello and welcome to the /r9k/ Lonely Hearts Club, where even

>>38423739
I am Beowulf son of etchtou.
I will raise again.

Area Code: N/A
Age: 21
Sex: M (fyi all 'F' in this thread will be traps)
Personality: Negative, outgoing in thought but backs out due to fear of humiliation and other shit.
Interests: Overall media, creating media, making things in general but I have no talent so It's mostly conceptual (yes I know that for sure)
Why you frequest /r9k/: Like to see people who have similar social retardation's like myself.

>>38423739
>Area Code: 763
>Age: 18
>Sex: M
>Personality: Lovable idiot
>Interests: Tabletop games, vidya, guns, and antiques
>Why you frequent /r9k/: Boredom and low self esteem. Nice to browse while smoking

>area code: wherever uncle sugar sends me
>age: 18
>sex: male
>personality: bitter and alone (turns cuddly when you add alcohol)
>intrests: gaming, reading, drinking, just got a job in electronics so i'm into that now too WARNING: i unironically like steven universe
>why i frequent r9k: was a normie through high school, then my oneitis found a boyfriend that wasn't me the day i decided to man-up and ask her out. it fucking destroyed me last i heard of her, she was planning on getting married and i don't want to be around for that mess. my little brother showed me this site not long after and it helps my feels.
i miss the old r9k

>>38424078
it seems i have underestimated that spoiler command

>>38423739
WE'RE THE /R9K/ LONEY HEARTS CLUB BAND
I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY THE THREAD
WE'RE THE /R9K/ LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
SIT BACK AND LET YOUR EVENING GO

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Age: 27
Sex: transbo
Personality: quiet, loyal, yet lovable loser
Interests: /po/, weed, loneliness
Why you frequest /r9k/: /b/ became too fast for me to enjoy. I fell in love with /r9k/ through mspaint comics and greentext threads.

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>>38423739
>Area Code:
530 right now but move around a lot, looking for somewhere on the coast right now
>Age:
26
>Sex:
Male, pls no homo tho
>Personality:
Fucking autist, like /out/ and alcohol and woodworking and Alex Jones
>Interests:
amine, four-wheeling, dirtbiking, deep philosophical talks over beer, nothing sexual
NOTHING SEXUAL
>Why you frequest /r9k/:
I'm a fucking autistic outcast who hates mainstream burger culture anyway

add [email protected] on skype if you want

>>38424229
>interests: amine
Good to see someone else is interested in the implications, uses, and sciences of compounds and functional groups of basic nitrogen atoms in a lone pair.

Area Code: 321
Age: 23
Sex: M
Personality: Stoic but kind around those I don't know well; a fool, seeking joy and wisdom; otaku tendencies
Interests: anime, vidya, aesthetics/philosophy, movies, reading, roller blading, hiking/camping, idols, history (especially Sengoku/Three Kingdoms), pottery, mixology, photography, motorcycling, guns, tea ceremony, D&D
I really want to go scuba diving but haven't
Why you frequent /r9k/: I was full of self-hatred for ~10 years and my social anxiety was extremely high, so I find it hard to approach people irl. Depression and anxiety's negligible now, but I'm rather lonely.

>>38424150
> trans
> /po;/
Fuck you get off this board

>>38424289
>fucking science
Shit, I haven't heard "amino acid" spoken out loud for a long goddamn time, anon. Highschool bio/chem wasn't bad, but for some reason bio and chem at Cuckold University were mind-numbingly painful/frustrating. I liked autistically-simple sciences like physics and structures sciences, always hated materials sciences. For some reason never minded Environmental classes, though.

>>38424309

I meant /po/, the papercraft and origami board, you dumb shitbrained faggot

>>38424302
>otaku tendencies
so you're a weeb?

>>38424555
Yeah, but also in the sense of getting really obsessive/passionate about hobbies.

So an autist weeb, I guess.

>>38424617
cool give me your kik friendo only if you want no pressure tho

>>38424880
Sure, it's bebopbeepboop
I'm going to sleep before work, though, so I'll get back to you in the morning.