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Yesterday was a special day for me.
I managed to talk to a female who was roughly my age without being introduced to her. It may sound uneventful but such things rarely happen to me. I am not sure if i enjoyed it as i was nervous most of the time. I wonder if the way she looked at me could be an idication of fondness. I am bad at reading people and on rare occasions i get a bit cocky and think that someone mind find me attractive. On the few good days i can look decent enough to be liked by someone. But my personality is defenetely not attractive in the slightest. Luckily i do not think that the personality matters much to women. Based on her good looks i would assume that i am below her minimal standards

>>38201285
>tfw I have molested a woman's hair in public before

I know most guys go to clubs to get laid, but I'm not stupid, I know I could never get laid. Instead, I use the opportunity to squeeze into the crowd and smell and touch a girl's hair. So innocent, and yet I would be treated worst than most perverts if they knew what I was doing.

>>38201416
What? No she is a college not a random chick and i know her name.

I say i had a good excuse to touch her hair since i needed to tell her something anyways.

>>38201280
I know the feeling, I've pretty much all the highest rated anime that interest me, so everything has basically been downhill for anime.
As such, I have to find a new hobby as a replacement.

>>38201318
How do you fix it?

>>38201352
I don't think there is any "fixing" it. Although there's usually one or two anime that come out each season that I keep up with, but aside from that, I just have to move on to something else.
I've pretty much already rewatched every anime I really like 1 or 2 times, so I'm basically burnt out on it.
That's why I've resorted to reading.

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>>38201250
When the majority started looking like this.

>>38201250
she looks like a melted foot

Is that Belladonna?

>>38201232
No that's just retarded.
However I would like mine to pass away right now so I can get some inheritance

If my father's wrongful death lawsuit ever pans out i'm definitely killing my mother whether or not i get anything out of that. That cunt doesn't deserve a dime of that money.

i don't know if you're too fucked up in the brain, but i'm a 26yo kissless virgin and talking to people in general it's just asking them about what they do or what they're interested in. this way i can speak with people for hours and hours

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>>38201205
>tfw I'm not stupid but just can't hold a conversation.

>>38201205
Normies are fucking boring.

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>"Please fuck me till I cry daddy"

I used to comment on MRA and atheist vids all the time in middle school lolololol
>"Feminazis h8 men"
>"Religion is childish"

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Lol isnt this gif so funny guys?

>2013

>>38201177
Benzos man.

Kek praise them

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>>38201147
Should I start taking the zoloft my psychiatrist prescribed? I'm nervous about it.

>Hygiene tips
I can give these if anyone has questions. I'm pretty clean and have a solid skincare routine.

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>>38201147
Have you tried speaking with the manager, handing him your resume, standing up nice and tall, and sealing it with a nice, firm handshake, champ? That's usually all it takes.

>>38201186
>Should I start taking the zoloft my psychiatrist prescribed? I'm nervous about it.
honestly, take drugs only if it's completely necessary, first give the best of yourself before taking the easy way (if you don't mind side effects)

>I can give these if anyone has questions. I'm pretty clean and have a solid skincare routine.
please go ahead

>>38201145
Hey, I heard about this place from 9gag! I heard you guys are good with "teh lulz" and came to check! I hear you are called "robots" around here!!!! luuulllz

hello there and welcome to our comfy board how are you today friend?

Hi can we meet for coffee

If I wanted to get fingered, I could do it myself. Use the penis.

Gotta have da bbc thats the only thing that can truely satisfy a woman

Nina Hartley has instructional videos on it. I have obviously never put the knowledge to practice, so I don't know if it really works.

There are some neat tips in there, though, like understanding that the clit goes well beyond the surface and thus it's a good idea the stimulate it by roughly massaging the surrounding areas.

>>38201128
my self esteem is completely obliterated.

this place is all I have, like stockholm syndrome

>>38201128
It is too late for me now, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U5IPnDPkA

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>>38201159
You are in the sunken place anon. You are being brainwashed. Everytime you refresh the page, your habit loop persists and the addiction does aswell. You have to wake up and stop feeling marginalized anon. Be proud of yourself, you are alive. There is no real social interaction here. Leave.

Godspeed anon