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How're you all today? Something of interest occur? If you feel like sharing, you may. I'm usually curious.
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>"Did anything interesting happen today?"
>45 minutes
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>>38245386
Well, that isn't the case now is it? You relied silly. Heh. Besides, it's totally okay if others don't feel the need to.
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ive just been listening to love songs dreaming all day, my life is fuckin boring
How would you raise a daughter to be in love with you and ignore society in exchange for pursuing forbidden love with her Dad? Assume that your wife died in childbirth.
(Also I'm a turbovirgin who will never have kids, I just read an incest manga and wanna go down this rabbit hole for a bit)
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In every single real incest story the common theme basically involves being a perfect man.
They're always handsome, disciplined, physically strong, very open and supportive. They're raised seeing their dad as the best friend they could always talk to
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>>38479621
Most of that stuff isn't too hard for your average normie (the handsome bit is genetics mostly, but if you go hard at the gym you can make up for being a 5 or a 6). Being Dad already makes you disciplined in a daughter's eyes, but yeah being open and supportive while also setting firm boundaries (which all kids crave because they want to know you care) is important.
Basically you gotta be an awesome Dad but then they have to see you sexually. So you'd need to 1) either not date any women and say it's because you don't have time while raising her and then maybe leave the bathroom unlocked and cracked while you shower - again you gotta be hot here OR 2) Wait until she's in puberty years and invite over a woman and have obvious loud sex late at night while making her sound like she loooves it. Then, when your daughter talks to you about how it makes you uncomfortable - because she's comfortable being honest with you - you apologize and talk about how it's been hard going without for so long. Break up with the woman and now maybe "get caught" masturbating. After that you gotta line up opportunities for her to spy on you. If it happens, it happens. If she's obviously not interested, welp, no incest for you.
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You have to be a turbo-chad so she doesn't think she's getting a bad deal with this forbidden secret relationship. Then you have to expose her to lots of literature and media where all kinds of degeneracy is seen as a mark of intelligent, aristocratic, interesting people.
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This is free on PSN right now robots.
If you want to laugh and some Chad and Stacey's dying in idiotic says give it a play.
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Thanks bro I was looking for something new to play
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>>38479494
>psn plus
>free
kek my console friend.
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>>38479494
>Free
>Have to pay a membership to play it
Wew
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[Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy
[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio is where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one
[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!
LMFAOOOOOOOO
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>>38244739
please stop posing song lyrics i can't understand it makes me feel old
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>>38244739
>Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
>Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
>It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
>And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
Only way he could be less subtle is if he also said "YOU BROKE MY HEART CHRIIISTIIIE"
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/R9K/, my bois, Omegle time
Tags are "r9k" "r9komegle" "omegler9k"
And share any experience on it you think it's relevant, even tho deep you know no one will find it interesting
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>>38244717
this website is riddled with security issues and fake girls. i only managed to meet one cool girl there and one nymphomaniac
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>Some guy who doesn't even remember me ruined my life by joking around
>Some girl ruined my sex life because I never talked to or asked her out
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lol faggot. I've seen you in my recommended; we have several mutual followers. Zeke, for one.
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>>38244615
Name reminds me of the episode of The Office where Michael names his dating profile "Little Kid Lover"
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>mom found the NEET parable
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>maid found the family atomics
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>dad found the poop soup
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how you expect to get any girlies if you don't got any gold
i got crazy silly GUMBY gold
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bitches love the GUMBY
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How retarded are you?
I'm so retarded, i can't do half the things other people can do. I became good friends with my co-worker last year who is 6 and a half years younger than me, and he's been teaching me all kinds of life skills, from dating advice to fixing cars and plumbing. I'm 26 and he's 20, and he jokingly tells people i'm his son or he's my godfather. It's pretty sad that someone who could be my baby brother is mentoring me on all this shit, but nevertheless i'm grateful for it
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is there such thing as a robot who is 6'2 or up?
if your tall doesnt that instantly make you chad?
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>tall with narrow shoulders and chest, wide hips, thin wrists, small hands, average (small) dick
beta for life desu
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no. you still have to be at least decent looking.
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Good news Robots, being in love causes you to live longer
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>>38244508
Okay thanks for the information.
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>>38244508
Not interracial love.
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>fucking niggers will make you live longer. t. dr shekelberg
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Any INFJs like r9k?
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I have been asked to bump this thread.
Bump.
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>>38244461
I kinda like it here. Its comfy.
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>>38244461
No I hate this place
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Does anyone else consider porn more a hobby than just a masturbation aide? I spend at least an hour a day working on my various forms of smut.
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>>38244457
that is a nice ass. i can feel the testosterone coursing through my veins
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>>38244457
What do you mean by "working on"? It's not like you're producing it, writing it, or even directing it. You're probably just organizing it or finding more niche videos.
Okay after typing that out, it does sound like a hobby. Like stamp-collecting. Carry on
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I spend several hours a day. It's more fun than video games
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I haven't been dead for 24 years
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'You' has never been dead and will never die. 'You' came into existence when you were born and will cease to exist when you die. No one has ever experienced death.
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>>38244469
I have. But not for 24 years