How retarded are you?
I'm so retarded, i can't do half the things other people can do. I became good friends with my co-worker last year who is 6 and a half years younger than me, and he's been teaching me all kinds of life skills, from dating advice to fixing cars and plumbing. I'm 26 and he's 20, and he jokingly tells people i'm his son or he's my godfather. It's pretty sad that someone who could be my baby brother is mentoring me on all this shit, but nevertheless i'm grateful for it