>tfw you want to masturbate but nothing gets you excited anymore
>tfw you don't want to masturbate but you keep getting excited
>>38282070
>tfw you don't post no face to express the face that you make when you tfw
>6'2"
>wide hips
>spaghetti arms
>bitch tits and disgusting fat gut
>look skinny with my clothes on
my body is literally more disgusting than a fat body
>>38486423
Kill me Pete
Please, put an end to this.
Kill me Pete.
If I wake up and I'm still here I'm going to be very upset.
>>38486423
You're me dude.
Now, running fixed my legs gut lower back but my whole upper body is disgusting.
Looking into finding a routine that fits what I want.
Gonna be a brick shithouse or die trying desoo.
Who here /vesselofh8/?
Wish businesses go out of business
Drive so as to annoy as many drivers as possibly can
Frown at everyone I meet
Who is this Master Bate everyone talks about?
>There are people right now on this board that can easily get a girlfriend but they refuse to do so
do you know how stupidly are you wasting your time?
I'd say I'm glad I'm not one of them, but I'm actually not. Fucking normies I wish I was them.
Yeah but I'd have to lower my standards and put up with a girls bullshit.
>>38486379
Not getting financially cucked is more preferable if you ask me.
>the food delivery girl was a qt
>go to Walmart
>buying robitussin, underwear and a frozen pizza
>go to check out
>can't use self checkout because Walmart verifies ID to buy DXM
>don't want to wait around like an idiot while the machine signals for a human to examine my ID and think I'm a scheming druggy
>express lane has a dark asian/native american looking qt girl and like two guy in line
>immediately get in line of an old man cashier with 4 people in line
>fettuccine deployment averted
>leave and hate myself
Aren't grills so prety wehen they slep?
>>38281821
I wanna sneak my dick in a girl while she is sleeping
I wonder and think how can such a pretty looking creature house the spirit of a deceitful, lying, envious, egotistical, malicious, vain, manipulative, vengeful, consciousness.
>tfw you will never have a gf that will save your ass when you fuck up big time
>tfw you will never have a gf that'll have your back
>tfw you will always have to man up and carry it all if you decide to get a gf in the first place
don't fall for the gf meme lads
>tfw do
Weird feeling since no one's ever had my back.
>mom caught me talking to myself again
I don't want to go back to a therapist but my mom made me see one the last time she caught me talking to myself, what do I do lads?
As long as you understand you are talking to yourself and not some imaginary friend, and are aware of the fact it us weird and shouldnt do it in front of other people i see nothing wrong with it anon. Its also a good way for people that dont talk much to talk and use those muscles so when you talk to someone else you havent forgotten how
>>38281870
When I talk to myself I talk as though I'm talking to a friend I had in grade school. He moved after high school but I've never had any other friend. Sometimes I imagine what his response would be, sometimes I burst out laughing at jokes he makes, or would've made if he was actually there. I don't know if that counts as an imaginary friend or not.
What does it feel like to have actual friends when you're young?
I wasted all my teenage years staying at home so I've missed all the opportunities that I had to hang out with my peers
>>38281706
In what context exactly? I had friends in high school but I was never allowed to go out after school or on the weekends because my mom would make me help take care of my younger siblings. I never got to experience all the dumb shit teens do. Maybe that's why I find it hard to approach women and socialize with strangers.
>skipped gym for the third day in a row
>came back home with 2 HP cartridges
>mommy sad don't drink the bad plastic bottle water it's full of chemicals
>now months later I browse futas with huge dicks and fap to yaoi and traps while a vibrator massages my boipussy
Sounds good to me, friend. What's the problem?
Is he /our guy/?
Ban the robot
False advertising, boss baby was not in the movie
/Neet Revocery Thread/
How are you doing?
Post about the steps your taking to improve your life.
I've got my first job interview this thursday.
Who /american/ here?
>tfw daddy emperor is taking away my healthcare
HANDS OFF NORMIES!! I DESERVE THIS
>>38281402
"Why don't you just get a job, Champ?"