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thoughts on memestar?
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Uh...my dicks only 5.5 inches long and I bought "large" condoms by mistake and they fit much better than the "normal" condoms which choke the fuck out of my dick.
Is everyone lying about their dick size or something? Why would large be such a good fit for me with only 5.5 inches. Makes no sense.
>inb4 normie get out
Im a HHKV I just practice run with buying and putting condoms on to stay fresh so if the time ever comes I'm prepared.
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>>38501907
cum and shit's gonna slip out.
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>>38501907
They're only marginally bigger. It's mostly a marketing ploy that taps into the average male's insecurity about penis size. I have to order actual large sized condoms on the internet cause they don't carry big enough ones in stores
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>>38501907
because you're a retard who didn't mention his girth...
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>there can never be too much dip
>always too many chips
>never at the same time
>gonna shoot all bees
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How have you helped realize Boss's vision for the future today?
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>>38357600
Mercenaries sans frontiers?
I haven't. I don't have the capacity to help disillusioned veterans of war. I don't have the ability to stop the la li lu le lo
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Been NEET for 6 months. Don't want the ride to end
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How do I prolong my NEET status to multi-decade length?
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How come the r9k /omegle/ threads have been disappearing lately? Does nobody wanna use the tag anymore?
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go to /soc/ you stupid idiot
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Has this ever happened to you /r9k/? Happened to me at a concert.
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>>38357544
>has balding ever happened to you
no but its coming
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>>38357633
Yeah, dude, I went bald at a concert.
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Have you ever had to deal with annoying kids before? Here's my crazy tale.
>be me
>work at a local games store, we sell a variety of decent things
>mother and two annoying suite come in, Shit #1 and Shit #2.
>they dash to the Xbox games, knocking down a few things
>Shit 2 pushes Shit 1 into a drum set and knocks it over
>The two kids walk away
>shortly after, they come back with a copy of Skylanders
>Shit 2 starts swearing
>Mother is visibly embarrassed but does nothing to stop it
>The kids walk off to the Gumball machine, Shit 2 has an array of coins
>A kid who's been minding his own business gets cut in line by Shit 2.
>The decent kid asked why Shit 2 did that, Shit 2 sticks out his tongue.
>A brawl commences between the kids
>wheresthepopcorn.mov
>Shit 1 and Shit 2 are stopped
>But after that they start pelting the kid with gumballs
>I finally intervene
>Shit 1 throws a tantrum
>The decent kid goes away
>Shit #1 & #2's mother threatens to call the cops
>She does so and the cops arrive
>Cops ask what happened
>"This rude fucker is bullying my kids!"
>Cops ask me if that's true
>"No, but her kids are throwing gumballs at a innocent kid"
>Kids get dragged out of store
>Mother shoots me a death glare
>MFW
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>>38357508
OP here, they didn't get their Skylanders.
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>>38357508
you did the right thing op
got anymore stories?
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>>38357461
Should be OK as long as it doesn't have any bones in it.
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>>38357461
someone show the pepe memes of this black guy eating himself since he is black and is considered a monkey
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This is why i love India
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>>38357561
That's huezil though.
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What are some robot jobs where I can be left alone, if any?
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>>38357437
There's already a thread with a similar topic: >>38356614
Please check the catalog before posting.
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>>38357485
I'm not gonna read every thread before I start my own since this board already has so much traffic but thanks anyway.
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i hate to break it to ya, become an artist or animator, at then it could just be a hobby
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Hey, R9K, I write erotica for fun, and would like some feedback.
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I tried copy/paste, but R9K keeps complaining about ASCII characters, and I can't figure out what characters are the problem.
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>>38501822
where's the erotica?
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>>38501822
its k desu, girl is a bit generic imo.
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> call old high school friend to catch up
> he pauses for 30 seconds to a minute in between each sentence, can't finish his thoughts, sounds like he is trapped in his head
> his wife tells me he is developing a mental illness and sometimes goes catatonic, had to be institutionalized
I hope you guys are OK, mental illness is terrifying.
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>>38357232
it's just what marriage does to people, anon
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how does this picture make you feel, legboi?
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ANSWER
http://www.strawpoll.me/13430488
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anyone know what's going on with systempace/tsuki?
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>>38357124
I haven't heard anything since that countdown was nothing. Isn't the next deadline in over a year?
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>>38357182
This is the counter a few minutes ago. Not sure what it means.