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Would you eat her pussy out?

Plot twist: That's her bf's cum

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obligatory weekly sniffjizzer memorial.

I don't know who or where you are but godspeed out there you beautiful stallion

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How do normies handle the stress of driving? I feel like I'm going to die constantly

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>be a slav
>espouse a right wing opinion online
>get accused of being a Putin troll because of my last name

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Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now
I been feeling it since 1966, now
Might be over now, but I feel it still

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Hey you, let's have a thread where we rate each others desktops. I'm attempted to give Windows 7 a retro aesthetic by combining options for best performance with the default Windows 95 background. How does it look?

I just need to get a 4:3 monitor and the conversion will be complete.

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>be me, always laugh at manlet threads and memes, every time I saw someone saying that they are manlet I'd think to myself ''well at least i'm not a manlet''
>have a cousin that is like fucking 190cm(not going to user autismperials)
>each year i grow closer to his size
>19, taller than most people, everyone from my family says how i grow up and i am tall, though I never got up to his size(I don't have any contact with people that have around my age at all)
>I think I have around 180cm, maybe more or less
>go to doctor
>woman is going to measure me
>says I have 171cm
>I say that she is wrong, she measures me again and say that it's 171
>confused
>1 week later go to another doctor for another reason
>I tell about that to her that, she measures me
>172
>wtf is happening
>now i'm insecure all the time thinking about my height
>every time I see any man everywhere I think about how tall he must be
>feel inferior to everyone taller than me
>every time that I see a coupe I look at their size difference
>every time anyone mentions height i want to fucking die
>RIP self steem
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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A nuclear apocalypse in our lifetime is a certainty. How do you get by day to day when you know it's all going to be blown away?

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Are there any advantages to piss bottles other than convenience?

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Getting blocked from skype.. gotta hurt my man
That new dress she wore today.. mm
strawberries

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In esoteric cosmology, a plane other than the physical plane is conceived as a subtle state of consciousness that transcends the known physical universe

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>19
>black/Asian mix
>currently working at under paid slave as a truck loader for tuition fees
>supervisors treat employees like dogs
>97 degrees outside
>nearly passout and vomit due to the heat
>supervisor literally begging me to keep working while I'm barley conscious
>head supervisor sends me home
>stressed out and having thoughts of suicide
>ask dad who works in the same building for advice and tell him how I feel
>tells me to grow up and stop acting white

What are some good/cheap pills to OD on?

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> Study Russian
> Getting pretty good results
> Go to places like Georgia and Kyrgyzstan for practice
> Get job as interpreter in the Arctic
> Mfw I realize I chose a profession that has landed me in the far north
> Minus 40 degrees in winter
> Snow lasts until June / July
> Reindeer in the middle of the road on my way to work just about every second day

Fellow robots, what in the world made me decide to get a job where I have to move north instead of becoming a biologist that gets to go on kickass excursions in Papua New Guinea or the South American rainforests?

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Damn what they say about speed shrinking your dick is true

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>met a girl I was friends with a few years ago at party
>she's a #1 thot but cool to hang with
>had a crush on her back then but she had no interest
>didn't mind the rejection too much and moved on pretty quick
>she decided to date and fuck a few chads instead
>pretty used up, but I still am friends with her idc about her love life
>I always talked with her about girls I dated or liked, and she said the classic "I wish I'd find a guy like you" bs
>just loled internally because I know she will regret her life later on
>no contact for a while because of no real reason
>fast forward, at party
>we grab a drink and talk about old times
>fyi, in the time we had no contact, I lost 23kg (dunno in pounds sry) and grew quiet a lot, am 1,95m (about 6"4 I think) now
>she gets all touchy
>starts flirting, I do not respond to it at all
>"anon I always kinda liked you more than just as a friend"
>what
>think about back then
>"I'll go to my friends now, I just don't think about you in this way, sorry."
>her look was the best
>a mix of regret and "I can't fucking believe it"
>I grin and head off to my friends
>friend told me she left the party after talking to me

Always on patrol, do not enable thots, roastie btfo