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why the fucc would you want that?

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>>38518234
>tfw no cute immoral slutty but never approached by chad theatre gf
I don't care if she's not a virgin I want her

Enjoy your blue balls.

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Roasties have literally hundreds of guys expressing their interest in them. Some average robot is just a drop in a really big bucket of dudes. If you sperg out and don't distinguish yourself as someone who is different from every other guy she is talking to, she will just give her time to the next guy.

>>38424315
I don't know who she is but I would fill every crevice in her body with my semen

>>38424285
stop shilling your overpopulated pseudo intellectual normie discord.

>>38424224
hahahaha

yep... shit sucks dooood

Hey, I've never been. I'm a'ight. Still click with the right people occasionally.

>>38518047
i agree.
most of the time she just mimics what ethan is doing, it gets weird

>>38518047
i like hila she is like a grow up anne frank would bash her with my fashy stick

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.irigbf

>>38424220
I wish I could re-do middle school with all the knowledge I have now as an adult. The classes would be piss-easy and I'd actually sort of know what I'm doing so I might be able ot have fun instead of having the most miserable years of my life.

>>38424203
That's not a robot. That's a mental patient.

>>38425303

those two things are usually a package deal

That behavior is beyond robot. How many robots literally live in their shit?

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No matter how many men complain about having been mutilated, people will keep denying it.

people who don't stop at stop signs

>>38518121
>People who don't indicate

It's like everyone thinks they're for decoration, they slam on their breaks and turn off THEN indicate. How do so many people fail to grasp the point of them.

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>>38424107
>that feels when am live with grandparents for the summer because i got a job near them
>managed to get a summer fling with a girl on campus, had/having doubts about it
>horrible sleep schedule (bed at 3am wake up at 7am for work), have to nap / inject coffee to keep myself functioning during the day
>Eat the exact god damn ham and chesse and pepper sandwich every single god damn day for lunch because it's free
.>smok weed, but feel bad about it because grandparents probably know and do not like it, they are giving me free housing/food for the summer
>also find it very hard to have a conversation with them because they talk for so long every time, it is never a short interaction, and i have a very short attention span
>can't seem to stop browsing my phone
>invested half of my savings into bitcoin / cryptocurrency literally during its peak and now a week later a MAJOR crash is happening
>everything costs so much money and yet still need to save up for the school year

I am having bad feels man.

>>38424107
just fucking kill yourself. not even joking. just fucking do it.

>>38424083
>Current year
>He uses skype
Discord is where it's at now.

>>38424095
Discord is for anyone 14 and below

Skype is for anyone 18 and below

>>38517923
Cuck that sucka, getcha dick wet playboi

>>38517923
If you do go, wear protection. Also, post a pic of the slut.

>>38517923
That sounds supremely awkward. I don't think I'd want to do that at all, much less for my first time.

Could this BE any more of a shit thread?

>>38424069
In a perfect world, 4chan doesnt change and stays the way it was in 2006