fuck
>year 2032
>forced by AI to be happy 24/7
>browsing 833chan
>normalfags have invaded the 833rd one
>wait for a week
>834chan is released
>have to buy dlc to even get in
>when i do, its already invaded
>mfw
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I just posted a message, stating that I want to kms, in the chat of my orchestra. 50+ people now think I'm a fucking.
The thing is I didn't want to kill myself before but now I truly want to.
Pic related
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>>38435753
add "lol jkkk :DD" and you are fine
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>>38435849
Did it. Feel like more of a fucking retard
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>>38435994
you are a mongoloid, but nothing is giong to happend because of it idiot. Now relax normies makes suicide jokes alot too.
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Why have there been so many pics from ifunny here lately?
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Have you ever done something, forgot it and did it again later?
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Your genetics aren't your fault, robot. Stop loathing yourself for them. I love you.
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>>38435703
>he thinks epigenetics aren't a thing
robots have nobody to blame for their life but themselves
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>>38436264
We're not in control of our parents/environment
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The deed is done
I did it for the meme
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bumb ori
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>only friend is unironically a weeb nigger who only talks to me because I let him gameshare on weebstation
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> i have to put people down because i have made nothing of my life so i have to bring them down to my level.
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>>38435505
Weeb niggers are usually pretty cool.
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>>38435602
He just got fired from his job for not showing up on time
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> drop out of high school
> just got my GED
> enjoying the NEET life this whole year
> just got a text message
> my mom got me a good job offer somehow out of the blue
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Does anyone else dress like a sissy slut then masturbate to themselves?
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Feminine benis or GTFO
origasmi
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>>38435414
No
oregano orgasm
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>>38435455tjreogbirjtgirjtorijrtohrkjr
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What are girls masturbatory fantasies like? I mean, not specific fetishes; is it thoroughly thought out scenarios, or just a specific sexual act without any context? Or even just a single picture of someone or something in your head?
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>>38435384
it's as varied as male fantasies
on average they're thinking about Prince Charming; the perfect one
girls + daddy issues = get me the FUCK out of here
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you can only choose one, but pick wisely. there are only 3 options
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>>38435362
Gays and Asians are far less dangerous and unpredictable compared to nogs, and gays are also significantly rarer.
Watermelonium helmet>Stick>bbq sword
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they call me the street sweeper
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My room smells like dick.
Yeah, i slept naked, and you???
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No, I feel cold quickly.
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>like to fap in the bathroom
>I like to finish on the bottom of my feet so I can walk around on the floor and make sploshing noises
>usually have another fap when the sploshing gets me horny again
>however due to previous splashing that day I slip and fall face first on a pool of cum I didn't even see was there (white tiles)
>it just turned me on even more
Console me
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>>38435195
I mean you get off to that shit OP im not here to be your psychologist just do it more lul
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What do you robots think? Roastie btfo or something more sinister 2017-07-17 05:44:24 Post No.38435123
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What do you robots think? Roastie btfo or something more sinister
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So originally this story happened last week. Unknown suspects shoot up gender reveal party, people die, mom loses baby. Motives unknown
http://www.whio.com/news/local/name-released-woman-fatally-shot-gender-reveal-party-suspects-motives-sought/gxr5Bm3h2or6iHtt4c4BnL/
Then this week it's found out she wasn't pregnant.
http://www.whio.com/news/crime--law/police-say-colerain-mass-shooting-victim-lied-about-being-pregnant/l6rgMOD637CJ1mRmXPpmLN/
Theories and thoughts robots? If you google her you can find a vid of her getting beat by her black ex in 2014. Not sure if that matters though.
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>>38435123
She probably wanted more attention and empathy.
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huh, I guess it's easier to say the police announce this correction than saying the newspaper fucked up by printing it
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ITT: every day robot struggles
>making a phone call to customer service
>have to script it out beforehand so I don't sound deranged
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