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Pls help what should i do
>be kissles virging
>some ugly girl falls in love with me
>her face is ugly but at least has a nice body
>i dont want to date a extremly ugly girl
>i feel that this may be the only oportunity
>my brother will constantly make fun of me if i date her as wellbas other people
>i dont want to make her feel bad

Should i date her? She is really ugly and dumb
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If u are really desesperated, fug her, if not just tell her there is another girl

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ZUMBALE EL MAMBO PA' QUE MIS GATAS PRENDAN LOS MOTORES

ZUMBALE EL MAMBO PA' QUE MIS GATAS PRENDAN LOS MOTORES

ZUMBALE EL MAMBO PA' QUE MIS GATAS PRENDAN LOS MOTORES

ZUMBALE EL MAMBO PA' QUE MIS GATAS PRENDAN LOS MOTORES
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check my dubs right fucking now
originally
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ITT: Albums you've listened to with your mom.
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Robots, I found an old journal (diary) today and was reading through it and found one particular writing from a few years back that was quite sad to read.

"9/5/15

I'm so filled with anger and sadness.

I will never be happy. There will never be a day where my life just all of a sudden gets better.

My biggest regret in life is being born. GAH! If I was never born, I would not have to go through with my shitty life.

I would do anything to die. I hate my life, it's so boring and filled with misfortune. I can't believe the lottery it took for me to be born and I just fucking had to win it. Why?! The only thing I wanted to lose, I win. The only thing I've ever won.

I really hope life gets better by at least 2017, or else I know it's really time to go.."

Why am I still here again?
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>>38439643
I guess it's time to go, bye anon.
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sounds like the melodramatic scrawls of an angsty 16 year old
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Feb. 12 2016

"why am i watching sailor moon clips its 12:30am and i should be doing math"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZSOnYHP0LM&

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RAAAAAIIIIN DOOOOOWN
RAAAAAIIIIN DOOOOOWN
CMON RAAAAAIIIIN DOOOOOWN OOOOON MEEE
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IF THE RAIN COMES THEY RUN AND HIDE THEIR HEADS
THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD
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RAAAAAAAVE DOOOOOOWN
RAAAAAAAVE DOOOOOOWN
HIT THE GROUND
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DIS IZ WUT U GET

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i have so much stress and im losing a lot of hair

help me

im thinking about my shitty problems all the day because im a hikikomori neet

i need to relax
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>>38439585
do you get neetbux?
if so just relax because you are going to have the neetbux for life(I hope).
What about going to psychiatrist? seems like you are in a lot of stress.

>i need to relax
for me going to >>/wsg/ for a Gondola thread help me to relax, maybe try that.
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>>38439693
im a neet and i dont get neetbux but i will live forever with my parents so it doesnt matter at all

psychiatrist gave me abilify and thats shit doesnt relax me

im listening music anti stress
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>>38439782
So what kind of problems do you have that make you think about them all day?

Sorry I'm going to sleep now, I won't see your thread until tomorrow

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>neuropsych results came in
>119 IQ, confirmed brainlet
Should I just end it now anons?
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>>38439566
>tfw 160IQ
I'm lucky if I can even work as a Janitor.
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Yes.
If you're not too dumb for that, better ask a parent or your guardian.
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>>38439566
im 109 but have good artistic (good at drawing and piano playing) skills but autist stat driven society doesn't accept that as valid so my self esteem is still shit

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Is nofap legit for fixing ED? I have no problem getting it up when I'm alone but all the 2 times I have managed to get a girl in bed I lost my boner before I could fuck. I have a femdom fetish, which I think may be causing the problems. I'm 20 years old, in shape without health issues. I have already tried nofap once, I actually lasted 30 days but I had no chance to "test out the effectiveness" during that time.

I really don't want to give up my fapsessions, but if it can cure my ED then I'm all for it. Currently I can't attract any girl because I always have this thing in the back of my head that even if I get the chance to fuck her, i will probably not be able to
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>>38439547
Yes it's legit. And it has more benefits than just on your penis.
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>>38439547
I'm also doing nofap. It might or might not work, the whole thing is kind of dodgy. You do get harder erections but if you have ED, you might want to look into getting that fixed in a more practical way that isn't as wishy washy and is backed by scientific fact more than nofap is.
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>>38439615
Yeah, I've had boner troubles since even before puberty. I remember me and a friend played this game who could keep his boner the longest (gay af but oh well), I could never maintain it long. Anyway, I think anxiety is a very big part of the problem, but probably not the only one.

Does anybody actually believe in flat earth theory?
Are people really this fucking stupid?
What is the most convincing piece of evidence against flat earth?
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Imagine how stupid the average human is, and now imagine nearly half are even dumber.

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>Two days without going outside of my comfy room
>High autoestime due to autistic delusions
>Go for a summer night walk
>see 16/15 yo teenagers on summer vacation, having fun and trying to get laid
>Small group of teenagers approach doing typical ghetto behaviour, Social anxiety kicks
>my imaginary world is shatered and my percetion goes back to real life mode
>lose all confidence and will to live

Why are we robots so pathetic creatures
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summer night walks are based
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>>38439504
I know that feel.
Whenever i see a group of people approaching, i just cross the street or change direction by a little bit
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>Approach doing typical ghetto behavior

>Say some shit like "ayyye whats gud shawty" but not in a stereotypical thug voice, just act like you're being funny
>Keep eye contact at all times
>Have good posture, haircut, shower everyday
>weight doesn't matter, I've seen alpha fatties, it is all about how you carry yourself
BTW, I recently got on the Body Ecology Diet. My autism symptoms have been almost wiped, I can suddenly make eye contact, hold conversations with strangers, social anxiety almost wiped out, just to name a few.

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What is the true chance of someone getting a pretty gf, r9k?
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>>38439455
You know what's interesting? Her whole family is ugly
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>>38439455
Define pretty, pleb scum. Otherwise statistics are meaningless.

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Any white bois need a black bf?
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>>38439344
Kill yourself fucking nigger
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only if you let me call you my nigga

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>No friends
>Virgin
>Have enough willpower not to descend into abhorrent self-destructive behaviors

Why are you all such fragile creatures?
You live lonely lives, that should drive you to seek out companionship should it not? Why do you all just corrupt yourselves?

It's puzzling to me.

I mean just look at yourselves, you've given up, you've deluded yourself into thinking everything is negative when negativity itself is a human concept just like positivity, but for some reason you dislike projecting positive thoughts unto your situation and take advantage of the drive you get from seeing your surroundings as a prison stopping you from seeing the world, instead you see the world itself as a prison.

But look around you, at all those happy people, are you really so selfish you propose that they're deluding themselves into happiness to manage living imprisoned in a poisonous world? Or is it you who is deluded?

Go, be free, don't give up.

I believe in you.
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I'm not made that way. Not everyone can be. You know this, you're just denying it so you don't have to face your just-world bullshit view of the world
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Onfortunatly, suffering and death is not a human concept but a consequence of cause and effect. You see, I cannot control a car crashing into me as I walk down an unknown place at an unknown time, nor can I foresee the consequences of my weak driving skills for other people - and this principle translates to any decision I make. But I know that by living my most insignificant self, I can keep myself secure and others secured from me. Being depressed is then merely a side product. I wished for another way to live but there is none - you know because if there was, I'd also know.

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>tfw wristlet

My brother dared me to punch his stomach full force and my fucking wrist hurts like shit now.

FUCK Chad and his 6pack.
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>>38439244
deal with it you're a weak beta boi for life
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>>38439327
>>>/soc/

This is for you Chad.

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