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I have a gf now
i have a gf losers
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>>38541066
fake and gay kill yourself faggot
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>>38541078
i have a gf
kill yourself cuck faggot
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Eww thats fucking gay not cool dude
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No swearing in my thread please, family friendly posts only
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Every family member should embrace boypussy especially mommy
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shit fuck piss ass shit
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>>38541054
What are u gana do if i break the rules?
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sexual attraction is bizarre to me
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>men are rough and masculine and like manly stuff
>like dainty and feminine women
>women are feminine and dainty and like girly stuff
>like rough and masculine men
I mean I get the symmtry, but isn't it weird that we basically prefer the opposite of what most of our tastes are? Does anyone else even know what I mean?
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>>38540997
I feel like we are attracted to an ideal that society considers taboo for us, so it stays lodged in our subconscious until we can act upon it through sexual conquest. Those of us who can't end up being traps.
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>>38540997
We like what we aren't. That's what sexual dimoprhism is about. Men could be winged bat creatures and women could be giant tentacle beasts, and they'd still be attracted to one another. It's not strange at all, it's instinct to reproduce.
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What's so strange about it?
Are you diagnosed with autism?
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>be femanon
>want more than anything to be male
wat do
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>be male anon
>want more than anything to be female
wat do
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Why would you possibly want to be a male?
As a woman you live on easy mode. Find a beta cuck and enjoy life.
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>>38540934
There are plenty of people for you out there so long as you are willing to look, have patience, and not be so picky that you pass up all your oppertunities. Being loved and loving someone back is a great feeling. I miss it so damn much.
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Anyone with literally autism father?
> Father engineer
> Basically the father from evangelion
> Doesn't give a shit about mum and me, doesn't know anything about me
> Screams at mum all the time over stupid shit
> Mum cries all the time
> Want to fucking kill him but then he is sole breadwinner so
> Spends all day in front of computer with his autistic hobbies
> He even looks like pepe wtf. Protruding eye sockets, round fat face, body fat in all the wrong areas. 1/10 piece of shit idk what my mum saw in him
> If ur fucked why do you still reproduce and spread ur shit genes?? And now you want me to live life and not kms???
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>>38540927
Your dad gives people like me some hope. Thanks anon.
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>>38540927
>idk what my mum saw in him
money?
>bawww he ignores me and is on the computer all the time
be thankful
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>>38540927
Me and my dad are both smart autism- hes a salaried professional, Im studying what he studied, he collects stamps, I collect warhammer.
He was a virgin till 27 though, I lost it at 16, so I think I have more going for me from my mothers side.
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LICKY LICKY, LlTTLE BROTHER
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shave your rats nest thot
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>>38540896
Why are vaginas so fucking disgusting? I'm 100% straight and i've already gagged looking at some before.
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>>38540896
I'd rather just plant your new son/nephew inside you
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>blocks your path
Are we in the age where technology will just endlessly annoy us now?
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>>38540885
yes, and we must destroy microsoft
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Down with the oppressive cyber patriarchy!
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>>38541450
Literally pop-up raped me.
As an adult what's the longest period you've gone without using the internet?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13503242
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dude your timespan choices are way off
The smallest choice should be "less than 12 hours"
and even still that will be the most popular choice
right now, no shit like 99% of people are gonna choose less than a week
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>>38540833
I'm not doing your homework for you you double nigger
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>>38540833
>Hand Maid May
Greetings, fellow oldfag.
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>watch a documentary about the SS
>agree with it
oh dear what went wrong
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>watch a vietnam war movie
>root for the vietcong
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>>38540697
>what went wrong
The japanese could not hold it in for 4-5 years.
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Unironically believe gassing retards is the right thing to do, and the world would've been a better place today had Hitler won the war.
I used to be the embodiment of innocence.
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This is a general for all muslim robots.
Here we can peacefully discuss our feels.
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>>38540692
Fuck off dirty kebab
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>>38540717
Shut up /pol/. Global rule 3 is in effect
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>>38540692
>tfw muslim girls are sluts too
Why? I thought they were religious but even though they don't have premarital sex all the girls in my med school still hang out with guys outside of school and talk about dating and that shit.
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Are there any fembots or femanons who like boys who are this big?
Please talk to me. I just want a femanon gf. I don't care what you look like as long as you don't care what I look like. Please talk to me femanons.
Pic related is not me btw, just using it as an example.
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Yes, it doesn't really matter. I would probably help him get into shape if he needed support.
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Why dont you just try and lose weight? Like if your happy do that but alot of fat people when they lose weight they become a 6/10 at least. Not just that you could live longer, im not saying you need to but you should try
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>>38540688
>but alot of fat people when they lose weight they become a 6/10 at least
How does this happen?
Mmmmm, coffee :)
Good afternoon, robots. Who else /just woke up and brewing a cup/?
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Ive been up. Its 5:03 am and i woke up at noon yesterday.
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I've been up since 7pm yesterday. Brewing my second cup right now.
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>>38540644
Having served coffee for various restaurants for several years I can attest to the fact that most average coffee smells and tastes like shit and it makes your breath smell EVEN WORSE.
The taste is alright sometimes if you use decent beans but there are way better drinks out there that don't make your breath and sweat smell like actual ass.
There is definitely something good about a black espresso in a small cafe with a good view with soft jazz playing in the background. I wouldn't drink shitty everyday morning instant crap though. That's basically just being an addict and drinking poop water to feel normal.
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>tfw have to take a shower with old sister to save time because of crowded house
>trying desperately not to look at her naked
>oh no i have an erection
>her back is facing me
>she backs into
>my boner is pointing upwards and sliding along her asscheeks onto her lower back
>"huh, anon is that your hand? stop poking me"
>tell it's a bit too squishy, ask her to move forward
>she moves forward to give me space
>her soapy boobs squish against the glass door
>she tells me I'm hogging all the water
>i try to move to the side and she turns around
>sees my erection pointing right at her
>"oh jesus, really, now? are you serious? that is so gross..."
>tell her i always get it in the morning and i can't help it
>"is it cause i'm naked? jeez, you weirdo..."
>"n-no, i swear, i always have one in the morning, its nothing to do with you"
>she rolls her eyes and keeps washing her wet soapy body
>she asks me if i want to use the conditioner
>"y-yeah... s-sure okay.."
>start washing the conditioner into my hair
>"hey it smells nice on you"
>she giggles and leans forward sniffing my hair
>gives me a kiss on the cheek while we're both naked and wet in the shower
>her boobs press against me chest while she does this
>i fucking instantly ejaculate and my sperm goes all over both of us
>"what is that, did you just seriously ejaculate over me?"
>"n-no, it's... it must be the c-conditioner"
>"ugh, you weren't even touching it, how did it just cum on it's own?"
>"i... i d-don't know, it's never happened b-before. i'm s-so sorry...."
>"ugh, fine, at least we're in the shower, just wash it off"
>we both wash my semen off us
>dry off and go to our bedroom
>she comes sits by me on the bed wearing a towel and we watch some netflix together
I really need to move out, don't I?
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>people will believe this
kool story breh Xd
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>>38540610
no, she didn't even react badly to it when looking at someone elses point of view than yours, why you would need to move out, and hot story tbqh
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>>38540610
thx got a b0nr
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>have foot fetish
>apply for job at womans shoe store
check mate comfy neet poster
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>>38540552
That's fucking genius. Fuck this security guard shit.
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>>38540552
>you will never be able to calm your boner
>get charged with sexual harassment
>jail
LMAO
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You might also want to get a riduculously hot wife that you'll never want to have sex with
What were the emo/goth crowd like at your schools anons?
did you ever have a chance with an emo/goth QT?
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>>38540505
WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME THAT ILL NEVER HAVE A EMO MILKTANK GF
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>>38540505
They were unironically normalfags that always made out near the lockers. I know this is going to sound hilarious coming from a robot but some of them looked really fucking hideous compared to me and managed to score busty qts. At that point I realised I'm destined to be alone.
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>>38540505
I wish emo / scene was still a thing. I still dress up like it sometimes