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Not all normies are shit-tier. Just cut ties.

>>38547971
Cheating is common thing among normies.

>>38547971
That dude's a fucking G.

A toaster.

4chan
organic penis

A book, anon.

It's just you. Google wants to help you. It wants you far away from this place.

>pick the sign 5 times now
>pick the roads and cars disappearing more times now
>no more simple three click images
>just go back to legacy captcha
Done.

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It's fine for me :^)

>>38547810
Why would you post this here and >>38547768

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>>38547847
"Champ, you could either sit there and blame someone else for your problems, or you can man up and get to work. And it's as simple as speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake."

Protip: Ask for The Hand

>>38547767
Don't stick it in right away. Tease her pussy and ass until she's begging to get my dick inside her.

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why would she talk to me in such a deragatory manner? t-t-this is too much to take im leaving

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>>38547767
Tell the damn thot off, I only like 2D women.

>>38547738
nothing can be done
this is how society works

also it's spelled
>naive

Set up a lunch with one of the coworkers, you, your gf, and some of your friends.
He'll accept because he's thinking with his dick.
When he gets there he'll realize it's not a date.
>That feel when blue balls.
If you and your gf sit together and act all cute he'll back off because he'll know he doesn't have a chance.
Look him dead in the eye for a bit just to hit it home.
Word will spread at her work.

>>38547853
This sounds like a solid plan
Thank you anon

>>38547779
My bad about the spelling
And Fuck normie society

Lmao simply epic.
*Mic drop*
XD just kidding
Who the heck would browse r9k with their mom u dum dum
Lol this place is full of funny people
Reeeee hahahahaha

Because she's dead
If browsing here with her was all I needed to do to bring her back I would though

>>38547673
women should not browse /r9k/

>>38547603
Because they upgrade to someone else and dispose of you.

>>38547603
Because they get bored with dead end conversation.

Why is that girl trying to magnet that omega fat cunt? He's probably prison gay and likes futas and traps, and smell bad, and eats out ad denny's after school.

>>38547538
What's the megaman battle network cd?

>>38547538
>scrambled rubik's cubes
nothing triggers me more than this
fix it RIGHT NOW

>>38547538
looks quite comfy man

amazing how getting blacked changed her eye color like that

>>38547554

Getting BLACKED is a life changing experience after all

>>38547513
How can you get BLACKED if you just left the ghetto?

>>38547447
It's a shit and pretentious movie, I would never rewatch it.

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Neon Demon was awesome anon, I agree.

Other cool recent movies:

-"It Follows" (a very peculiar horror movie with an incredible atmosphere (and amazing soundtrack), the plot sounds stupid if you read about it but the movie is incredible)
-Captain Fantastic
-Arrival
-10 Cloverfield Lane

Shows to watch:
-Westworld

If you've never watched them:

-Breaking Bad
-Walking Dead
-The Office (US version)
-Dragon ball Z

ride through it with a yfyl
if you haven't killed yourself by the end go to a ygyl
after that lurk on /r9k/ for a few hours

>>38547351
Lift weights desu

Browse depressing shit online, feel lonely, and go to sleep once it gets late

>>38547286
I can somewhat understand all the other points except the first one, how can you not fap to perfection?

>can't fap to oneitis because she is too much value to desecrate

>implying she's not getting desecrated right now

cuck

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just use your imagination, OP. Anime can be real if you believe.

Nah, what's funniest is just how many men are the ones doing it, filing in for the daily dose of condescending advice, assumption, and insult threads. Fully sociopathic traitors to their own kind and not a single one in their supreme arrogance realizes how predictable and uniform what they have to say is, how crassly hypocritical it is to come here and accuse robots of ruining the board while they themselves have never contributed a good greentext or something worth right click saving

So you are wrong on this one, virgin-shaming Stacies are not aware of this board even existing and wouldn't care to visit. Women are the way they are, hate what robots represent, because men have let them stagnate. Other men we call white knights or cucks are the problem first and foremost.

Always save the bullet for the traitor before the enemy.

You also cannot be a robot if you have ever had sex, had a kiss, or have ever been shown interest by a woman. You're a failed normalfag.

bitch here. I don't believe in shaming anyone for however much or little sex they have.

>>38547285
>a lot of robots have had sex

LOL

>>38547226
>Does life improve beyond this point?

That's up to you. Happy birthday anon!!

Well at age 18 the only obstacle I can think of is high school which is practically daycare for teenagers

if you can't deal with high school, it's not your personality or your robot status that should be blamed. that just means you're a retard.

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>>38547264
thanks anon i'll do my best
>>38547302
completing school won't be a problem, so far i'm even getting good grades, but it doesn't make me happy
i need a gf pls