"Champ, I know you think you're doing the world a lot

>>38547810
Why would you post this here and >>38547768

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>>38547847
"Champ, you could either sit there and blame someone else for your problems, or you can man up and get to work. And it's as simple as speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake."

Protip: Ask for The Hand

>>38547810
shut up you big faggot

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>>38548067
"There's nothing about your attitude that hard work can't fix, Champ. I'm driving you around town to look for a job, and we won't stop until someone hires you on the spot. It's as easy as walking in there, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you wanna work there. Can't get any simpler than that, Champ."

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In all seriousness, a very useful tip when looking for a job is to use the word community. I've got every job where I've expressed my desire to "give back to my community in a meaningful way"

>>38548102
jobs are for faggots, do you suck on cock or something

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>>38548104
Also, sending a thank you e-mail to your interviewers within 24-48 hours of the interview helps you stand out in a positive way, Champ.

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>>38547810
>>38547869
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>>38548153
Then you get down on your knees and you suck... His fucking COCK... COOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!! HOMOSEXUALS ARE DEGENERATES Oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck anon! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!

>>38547810
Funny thing is i use to agree with this, then i saw a guy do this at my place of employment and the manager didnt give him a second look, just told him to apply online.

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"Champ, all those online applications may seem all nice and neat-looking, but remember..."

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>>38548230
"Champ, finding a job is about commitment and persistence. And they'll never see just how committed you are until you show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. It's as easy as that, Champ."

>>38548153
Hold up, pops. Do you send them a thank you'z before or after?

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>>38548428
"After, Champ. After. But it doesn't mean anything if you don't give them a firm handshake when you're there, Champ."

>>38548449
Thanks, pops. I'll be back on the job hunt soon. Getting fired. I'll be sure to give the firmest handshakes.

but if you give a manager a firm handshake aren't they going to saddled you with a job?

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>>38548482
Go out there and get 'em, Champ.

Daddi, manager is an amputee, do I give him a firm kiss on the lips?

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>>38548562
"Only quitters make excuses, Champ. And I didn't raise a quitter. Now you march back in there, look the manager in the eye, and give him a FIRM handshake. Just like I showed you."