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the spaghetti girl

If your family cares about you this will fuck them up deeply

>inb4 they'll get over it

No one really gets over something like that.

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>>38791810

You are applying a permanent solution, to a temporary state of mind. It's just not logical.

Plus..... look at it this way (as cold and Machiavellian as it may be).... if you're going to kill yourself.... if you are set on that choice, examine how many options that frees up.

If your only options are "Kill myself" or "[blank[".... well now [blank] can be anything. Rob a bank, steal a car, take out a huuuuuge loan and party on it (knowing full well you'll be dead before you pay it back). Try cocaine, lsd, mushrooms. Go on a trip on the bank's dime.

Go ask out that girl you wanted to ask out. Go tell that one special fuck face to get the fuck out of your life.

Suicide is not as good a solution as holding out until life gets better. And 20-something men should never commit suicide (that's like leaving a movie after the first 10 minutes).... 40-ish is a good age to kill yourself, cause if the first half of a movie is shit, the second half won't be any better.

But if you are genuinely going to kill yourself.... go out with a fucking bang, mate. A WHOLE WORLD OF OPTIONS JUST OPENED UP TO YOU.

Short of harming another person, or rape/murder.... try to do the one thing you've always wanted to do.... then kill yourself before the consequences.

>>38791713
Winifred

>>38791713
John Smith
Unoriginal and therefore a big 'fuck you.'

I want a 3 syllable action hero name

>that kid who took a shit in the urinal

>>38791671
>That kid thread
Okay friend.
>> that kid who smoked pot then went to class
A lot of kids at my school.
>>That kid who put a tent in the bathroom
Hasn't happened at my school, but that sounds wild.
>> That kid who stole fire extinguisher
See above.
>>That kid who smash a sink
We only had kids who smashed up lockers.
>>That kid who wore a sickle and Hammer shirt and hat to school everyday
I had one of those too. Scrawny white kid?
>> that substitute teacher that ranted about communism for 30 minutes
Happened to me too, oddly enough
>>That substitute teacher who got arrested for punching hammer and sickle kid
Sounds wild.

>That kid who wore a letterman's jacket with only the school's letter
>That kid who hated Russians
>That kid who got masks in the mail

>>38791669
you just explained it
normies don't think very hard so their sense of humor is shallow; big surprise there, I know

Rick and Morty. Honestly season 1 and 2 were alright. The show has really lost its edge now but people are too invested into it to admit it

>>38791707
Wasn't season 2 already a huge decline from s1?

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>>38791662
Man i fail at life

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>>38791662
I thought I'd do better tbqh

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update this

Following some arbitrary checklist of things I must do in a relationship sounds hellish. There are thousands of some variation of those images floating around. They inflate their expectations for arbitrary bullshit that fuels their princess ego.

>>38791642
Yes. Indubitably

>>38791642
pretty sure this would be riled up as sexist or some shit

Fuck off with your normie masterrace shit. No one gives a fuck what you play or how you do it unless your 11 get out of here fag

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i bet you stream anime you colossal fag

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>>38791638
>Most games cant even play past 60 fps
>this is what console fags actually believe

fucking kek. Not surprised as you literal cucks pay $60 to play 30fps FIRST PERSON SHOOTER games in 2017.

>>38791637
What the fuck? It's 2017. What are you, stupid or something?

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>>38791663
>2017
No mango it's clearly 2011 and if you aint party rocking then you need to start!

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>>38791637
coors banquet because I didn't want to drive all the way across town to the only liquor store and it's the best thing from the supermarket

>>38791597
No, Moot ruined 4chan.

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>>38791597
you cant ruin what is already in ruins
but ill bite i blame the mods/jani's

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>>38791646
this

/pol/ is the best board btw

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>>38791543
>it's a brainlet thread
I'm sorry for you. At least you can be happy.

It's a nonissue.

It's an unissue.

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*bombs your path*

>>38791523
I can't tell if you skipped a few days or if I'm just so out of it and fed up with life that I'm unable to count days properly anymore

Stop mackin on Jotaro's mom, you little weirdo.

>>38791503
>my mom told me not to talk to strangers.

>>38791503
How the fuck are you talking with a spider gag?

I'll get cookies if I touch you, no way hose. Now if you excuse me my mom made grilled cheese.

>>38791498
He's gay. She's a mess. Kys.

>>38791498
>hahah chad look at what me and my best friend are doing isn't he a kook???

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WHAT YOU ROOKING AT WHITE BOI??

WE FUCK YOUR WOMEN

WE TAKE YOUR JOB

YOU TAKE HRT AND BECOME RADYBOY RIKE SOME FAGGOT

NOW BEAT IT OR I CARR PORICE!

>tfw just fucked the girl I love

Great day at work today. Can't wait for tomorrow.

>>38791431
>tfw peak physical performance
Sure is nice. Too bad I'm a virgin though.
So many non-virgin newfags.

>>38791398
>people believe this
Go to bed

>>38791398
I read this out loud in a YLYL attempt. I couldn't make it to the end.

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>>38791435
Are you mad black boi?
Snns