Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11338. page

>>34038111
Tell her that you want to fuck her ass instead

>>34038111
Fuck, that sucks robro

God damn degenerate traps, why can't you leave innocent straight males alone?
Sure, maybe you're passable and look like a cute girl, but at your core YOU'RE STILL MALE AND IT'S STILL GAY FOR ANOTHER MALE TO SEX YOU

>>34038111
She has a horse pussy dude.

Someone got the pic?

The way his head pulsates toward the camera freaks me out.

this is aimed at normies and people who get upset over inane shit then cry depression

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>>34038077
Hey look, another super cool and hip conservative that absolutely hates SJWs! Feminism destroyed!

In reality, he has probably never be depressed, or known anyone with it. Nor have you.

Also, yeah what
>>34038545 said

yes and I'm white as a sheet.
but that's why.

>>34038052
No, I'm white.

We're the ones with a tendency to kill and enslave anyone who steps to us.

yup. I'm French, and my middle school/high school was in the middle of an arabic suburb. i was constantly bullied, beaten up and humiliated. the teachers wouldnt say anything because they were physically scared of the old brothers of the young kids that would threaten them

FIRST RAMMSTEIN ALBUM YOU NEW FAGGOTS

>>34038017
Nice choice

Oeganiti

>>34038017
We could always switch it up to keep things fresh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10XMnlgyhmM

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AFCefNasXW
something an anon wanted me to record the other day

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p29LkMOgLU

Well done anon, go tell mummy and daddy so they know how well you're doing in AS Philosophy!

>>34037931
yeah, there is basically no way that the christian god could be the ultimate creator of everything unless everything is actually much more finite than infinite, in which case everything in existence is permafucked

>>34037931
not a christfag or abrahamicfag in general, but this is some 101 shit
god 'based morality on his personal preferences' in that god, as an omnipresent, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent being, would be able to know for certain what moral standards are best for people and lead them to the most happiness and success
therefore, from an abrahamicfag perspective, following the moral standards set by god is the only logical option because they have been vetted and prescribed by someone who knows absolutely everything there could possibly be to know on the topic
children listen to their parents on morality because their parents are smarter, and parents are nowhere near all-knowing like god is

>Stop following your biological imperatives
>Just eat, sleep, shit and die.

make up ur mind mate

>>34037911

>Stop following your biological imperatives except for eating, sleeping, shitting and dying.

Happy, nigger?

>>34038016

So, follow the arbitrarily picked biological imperatives you prefer. Ok, gotcha.

I post on r9k all day long and I also post on reddit, use facebook, and have a cute girlfriend who loves me. We just had sex a few hours ago, and I came inside her tight cunny.

>>34037881

Honestly I stopped giving af after i realised I am cucking myself constantly.

Whatever you say, normalfag. Whatever you say.

Most of your problems are fixed if you had good hygiene, diet, and looked representable and didnt play vidya/animu all day.

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>>34037855
There is literally nothing wrong with women pursuing a dualistic mating strategy of having fun in their youth and falling back on beta males for providership when their looks start declining.

STANLEY IS AN ALPHA MALE

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it is hard to find and place cool fonts correctly

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Almost went with "unimaginable suffering for Palestinians" for the album title, but it wouldn't have suited the photo.

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iunno... doesnt seem fitting

Pro tip reminder, Finland is not in Scandinavia.

Asker, norway. Sucks, only chads and 16 y/o girls with tight asses

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>danish
>5'6"

End my fucking life right now

i'm waiting for a sato desu

I'm waiting for jimmy neutron though

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>>34037792
Originolla

>>34037730
Last pic was of them cuddling together

He gave her a foot rub too

Hopefully she didn't kill him in his sleep

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they fucked

oreganelo

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>>34037730
>ywn invite the cute girl who's been stalking you into your house to cuddle

some people have all the luck

Du er svensk, eller hur? Varfor vill du bega sjalvmord?

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Pic VERY related
Originalolio

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>>34037727
Don't kill yourself retard. Anything you're experiencing now is still better than a empty void of nothing. If you had any way to do critical analysis you would realize it would be preferable to struggle greatly than to destroy the greatest gift imaginable, which is cognizance and a chance to explore our great world.

it depends how beta your future potential-gf is.

That is actually good strategy with foreign chicks, but doesn't work with americanized girls.

>>34037723
They'll do it, but the results will vary obviously.

>female friends
>friends at all

No, no no no no no no no no no.