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what have you got anon?

i was diagnosed with mild ASD, ADD and a somatic disorder, i'm currently telling my psychiatrist about visual hallucinations ive had nonstop for at least half a year now and anxiety symptoms ive been experiencing
i should also tell her about the paranoia i have, i.e thinking im being followed and thinking someone is in my house
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I am a cutie girl with schizophrenia. I have been diagnosed twice in 2016 and am currently not in an episode.
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>>34041125
and allergic to kitties, bummer
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>>34041125
are you dutch?

orinbpag

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My female acquintance described me like this:

Intelligent but not humble, often sad and rebellious. That I have extrene views and I criticize everything that I don't like. Sometimes desperate and that I despise people. But sometimes nice.

IMO it sounds very interesting worthy maybe an movie character (someone even compared to goodwill hunting protag) But still I can't find a gf. Is it because I don't look like chad?
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>not humble
>criticize everything that I don't like
>desperate
>sad
>"IMO it sounds very interesting worthy maybe an movie character"
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>>34041020
But chad is also not humble
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>female acquaintance
>still cant find a gf
>extreme views
>desperate
>despise people

this sounds like some "facebook truths" like for like bullshit

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>Wake up

>Go to kitchen

>See this

How do you handle this snafu?
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>>34040934
call the police and inform them some nigger broke into my house, put on my pajamas and is now drinking my coffee
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>>34040934
I just took an explosive diarrhea shit
thats all i can imagine coming out her ass now.
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>get on my knees and start tonguing that boipucci

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Miru is now officially hot tier
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Whats wrong with her neck? She looks like a giraffe.
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>>34040960
it's fine

fdsfads
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Where the fuck did those massive tits come from? Holy hell she grew up >_>'

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Don't feel down, robots, let's share those good feelings when posting on 4chan, and let's add some Gondola in for good measure

>tfw you see your original content posted on a board
>tfw people praise it for its humor / insightfulness
>tfw you binge a 200+ post thread of interesting discussion / entertaining anecdotes or good jokes
>tfw you find great music on /bandcamp/ general
>tfw an artist is grateful for your feedback

Feels good, man
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>tfw (You)'s
Truly the greatest feel
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>tfw u make a reaction meme and you see it reposted
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>>34041187
>tfw you see an anon happy that their content has been reposted

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>tfw you're destroying someone in an argument, and then you phrase something poorly, they say "haha wow i'm done" and then you respond to that post quickly correcting yourself but they never respond to you

that's how you know you were persuading them and they were just waiting until you slipped up so they could leave the argument on your failure and convince themselves they won
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>tfw someone is unhinging one of your core beliefs so you just have to close your laptop and watch anime to try to forget
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>make a claim
>they change the subject or insult
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>make a typo
>your argument is now invalid

>you're winning an argument
>they pretend like they never cared about the topic in the first place

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Tell me about your jobs Anons. Vent to me.
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i got a little too high at work today but i kept it together
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snowed over the weekend and the roads are still slightly bad

so i'm """"working"""" from home and watching AGDQ. might smoke pot later.

i'll probably make about $300 today.
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>>34040856
there is none there is no prospect of getting one
pretty much done desu.

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Can we start petition to get a /wiz/ or /dep/ board with strictly enforced rules to prevent normies posting in them?

at the bare minimum making r9k a blue board would be very nice of hiroshima and the mods seeing as /soc/ and /lgbt/ dont work as containment boards for attention seeking posters and trap spam as evidenced by /r9k/ which has become diet /b/ and doesnt even serve its own purpose anymore
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We dont need more boards. 4chan isnt reddit - there arent 1000000000 boards.

/r9k/ just needs to get rid of shitty spam pointless threads. Most trap threads dont have any discussion in them and are just 1/2 the people complaining about it being there and the other half going "youre jealous of boipucci" or some other nonesense. The same goes for the "you walk into your room and see this. What do?" threads, its not just bias against trannies but the threads are garbage.
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>Can we start petition to get a /wiz/

or youknow...

...just go to the one that already exists?
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just filter that shit and move on

This is my first post so don't be so harsh on me please (yea right)
So, i have a long relationship with a girl (3yrs by now) and everything was fine till i went to uni
There i met another girl, and as i got to know her better i just fell in love with her, its like the time i got in love with my curent girlfriend, i wanted nothing else but her,
After alot more meets we kissed in my car wich led to an even beautifull part of our relation, *fast forward* we had sex, she slept at me, cuddle, she raised my beta fag face to a whole new lever a happiness when i was with her, she even broke up with her boyfriend who was kinda fucked up (religion fanatic and preatty fucking stupid)
Things got a little out of hand, she was really upset because i did not wanted to break up with my gf for her, after some time i promied that ill do that after the holydays (i did not)
BUT for some reason i always craved for her when she was gone, but sometimes when she was here, it was still good, but not good that i would want a relationship with her
She even did some neat stuff like throwing her emotion on paper for me, like a 3 pages long about how much she loves me and stuff(will post photos if anyone reads this)
Now, she left me cause i did not do it, ( really wanted to do it but when i missed her only)
Now i don't know what to do, i really want her, but im afraid this it not just a "honey-moon phase"
What should i do? i really don't know, ask me anything you think i missed out
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>>34040832
>i have a long relationship with a girl (3yrs by now)
Stopped reading there.
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>>34040832
I read it. I don't know why, but it was a waste of my time.

make my time not so wasted and post the photos of the love letters so I can see what they look like
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>>34040832
>i have a long relationship with a girl
REEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMALFAG

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So robots, which faction were you in fallout 4? Brotherhood masterrace reporting in.
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>>34040831
>Hypocritical Luddites
No thanks.
That being said, none of the big three were moral, or even logical.
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>>34040831
Ad victorium brother.
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>>34040831
I was institute.
On another note
They removed too many RPG aspects and caused the game to degrade in to a open world call of duty, the new perk and attribute system had no balance what so ever and a character with 10 intelligence 1 luck a high charisma and everything else even spread can dominate the game, reaching level 15-20 before reaching diamond city, your choices have near to no effect on the world outside the narrative,unlike its predecessor game fallout new Vegas where every little choice you made influenced your ending, companions were so buggy it gave me cancer, NPCs have no reactions to anything that you do once you deticate yourself to there faction and the overall quality of quest gameplay was run and gun at best

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In all honesty, which one of these boards has the worst taste in their respective mediums:

/lit/
/mu/
/tv/
/v/
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>>34040819
/a/
/lit/
/mu/
/tv/
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>>34040840
Order approved.

Dispensing termination warrant.
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>>34040840
>Anime
>art

hmmm

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>not ugly
>underweight
>have hobbies/interests
>still can't get a bf bc of my bpd
isn't this shit supposed to be easy?
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>isn't this shit supposed to be easy?
>bpd

I try to feel bad for and accommodate anyone with mental illness, but in my (and from what I understand, most peoples) experience bpd basically translates to "I am an insufferable cunt and you'd be best to avoid me" disorder.
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>begging for sympathy with meme disorder

Being an awful person isn't a mental disorder OP
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>>34040793
are you interested in an internet only relationship?
i bet you're full of friends tho, do you really *need* a bf?

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>youngest in the office
>colleagues always talking about their children and stuff
>"so anon when do you want to get kids?"
>"hopefully never"
>"eh aight... and when do you want to finally get some girl?"
>"hopefully never"

he already told me before that I look like school shooter type to him and now I probably fucked even more right?
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>>34040777
they probably thing you're gay now
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>>34040777
You don't have to be so autistic about it. You can mention unfair divorce laws, overpopulation, etc and start a friendly conversation.
By the end of it you'll have successfully redpilled several normies and the anon family will grow.
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>>34040945
This
Be nice and friendly.
They'll smile and nod while you're manipulating their feeble minds anon.

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>Work my dick off to get into Pharmacy school
>Get accepted to every school I apply to
>Parents basically say "cool, good job"
>No friends to congratulate me

>Chad I have on facebook applies to a masters because he can't find a job
>Brags about it on facebook getting hundreds of likes and all the stacies telling him how they're proud of him "working so hard" etc.
>His parents throw him a giant fucking party and buy him a Rolex
>His gf probably blew him and gave him anal after he was done fucking sluts at the party
>It's a fucking masters in English

Not even mad, just indifferent at this point
Any other robots in grad school?
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>>34040751
I'm mad just by reading about it

you should get a gun and kill him
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In my month of a masters in Engineering--I defend on the 23rd.

It sucks, but just keep going. You're not doing this for their validation, right? You're doing this (hopefully) because it's something you wanted to do, to provide a comfortable living for yourself.

Don't focus on what he has. He doesn't matter--what he has doesn't affect you. Focus on what you want and on getting it.
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>>34040865
>In my month of a masters in Engineering--I defend on the 23rd.
Good luck anon
What field?

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>all of these normies pretending to be robots
What's so cool about being a robot?
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THERE IS NO TRUE ROBOTS ANYMORE, OK? There is almost no 25+ left on this board. If you are under than 25 years old, you can't be a fucking robot you stupid cunts. Just because you are a virgin and >tfw no gf doesn't mean you are automatically are a robot.

It has lost its definition and now means something different. It now means, that no matter age or gender, you are a robot as long as you have a hard time dealing with your life and social relations.

4chan will never be the same.
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Are there people who pretend to be robots? I've never said I was one, but are there really people trying to belong here?
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I'm basically just a cyborg, I don't visit 4chan much.

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