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You don't actually want a gf. You don't actually want to have kids.

It's very disconcerting how we can have this desires programmed into us by evolution but we're self-aware enough to realize that these instinctual drives aren't actually worth it. These things aren't net gains.

Trust me, a gf is cool for like the first 2 months, but then it just devolves into bullshit and fucking problems EVERY TIME. You fucked up universe. You need to give me a greater incentive to pursue a mate, or I'm just not going to fucking bother.

Don't get me started on kids - that shit isn't worth it FULL STOP unless you're a millionaire.

These weak incentives become all the weaker if you're born in this period of human history, where women have unrestricted access to the entire male gene pool (tinder, social media, etc) and getting a job that pays enough to comfortably support a family is 1,000,000:1 unless you are especially gifted.

What is the move here? Just smoke weed and play video games? Because that is what society and my brain keep telling me. Like, what do you honestly expect people like us to do nowadays?

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I love you so much anon
I get it
I really do I'm here for you
we aren't gonna get through this alone so we have to stick together

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>"Ahh so the prodigal son has finally arrived"
>"You sure took your time Anon, I've been waiting here 20 minutes y'know?"
>"It's okay though, I know a way you can make it up to me"
>"First two rounds are on you, k'? :)"
>"Now, how was your day?"

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He's got a point t.b.h.f.a.m

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>haven't fapped in two days
>can't stop ogleing girls in class
>can feel the pre-cum dripping out of my cock

This is unreal mates

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What is the ultimate robot pet?

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I have like maybe 100-150mg of crystal meth
I wanna use about half of it to get really high for a short period of time, here are my options:

1) oral - not gonna get me that high, but safe
2) snorted - I hate snorting drugs but I admit this will get me pretty high, not that much of a rush though
3) rectal - I don't mind shoving things in my ass but this takes 5-10 mins to come on, a bit more than usual
4) iv- I haven't IVd in a while, risky but would get me super high for sure
5) smoked - cannot do this, do not have a meth pipe ATM

Which one to choose out of the 4 robots?

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Ello fellow steambotz , any1 of you feel like playing some divinity original sin (enhanced edition)

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Daily reminder you cannot be a robot if your MB type is anything other than INFP. We are the only posters here who are capable of feeling the true feels.

INTPs can stay, though.

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who /closetoretarded/ here?

>be i
>have some shitty wageslave job
>get some easy work
>get told when doing this to not forget doing that
>doing this
>don't for get that, don't forget that, don't forget that
>at the end of this
>yeah it's fine
>come back to office
>did you do that?
>FUCK
>shitty try at makeing an excuse
>repeat nearly ever day

also everyday classics:
>can you show me how that works for the 10th time?
>hey i looked 20 minutes for that but i can't fi- it's right infront of you dude
>i don't know (how to do) most basic everyday life task
>oh i forgot to do that what i get thaught from day one
>hm that looks unimportant lets ignore that (it isn't)
>hm that looks important i have to do that (it isn't)
>lol small talk

i wonder why i don't get fired, i even got a positive answer when asking if i can work there after the apprenticeship.

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So you planning on getting married?

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>be German
>the "green" party suggests that the state should pay prostitutes for sexual services in retirement homes and for refugees

Ugly old impotent zombies and smelly unhygienic north african manlets get free sex and I'm still a virgin even though I look decently, am fit, educated and not poor. Fuck this country. Fuck this society. Fuck humanity.

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>be Korean
>annoying white girl says something in korean and won't stop repeating it
>can't understand what she's saying because I don't speak Korean
>shows me pics of some korean singer actor or model or whatever and expects me to know who they are
>hear her and her annoying friends integrate random korean words into their every day english
Why can't these weird white people just leave me alone?

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Why don't normies cut to the chase?

>be me
>yesterday around 9 pm
>older brother showed up uninvited
>said we don't hang out much
>k
>played some video games and drank whiskey, he didn't
>after 3 hours he said he needed some money
>handed him the money then he left

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>browse arcanine in dining hall
>normie glimpses at phone
>"What is that, the deep web?"
>mfw