What is the ultimate robot pet?

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>>34042574
The black chicken of course.

Snail

or a hedgehog for extra autism points.

>>34042574
a tulpa

>>34042574
reptiles
especially lizards

>>34042574
spare some oats for a brother

Cats. They are basically introverts, and dogs are normies.

>>34043129

your pleas aren't in vain, oh brother of mine

the oats which you long for shall be your property, all in due time

>>34042606
I had one. Those fucker always try to fuck you up.

A snake.
They don't need fed often and don't like attention

>>34043191
When I was young I was always trying to catch them.

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>>34043173
But brother, the flesh of mine is feeble to oppose the suffering of oats absence that feels like everlasting madness. Begging thy I am, lend me some oats!

>>34043297

Strengthen thy spirit, my swine friend. Remember that the pleasure of physical oats is a fleeting thing, but looking inwards to the oats of your soul is eternal.

I thought about this long and hard.

Cat. The lowest amount of effort is needed.

Even with fish you have to clean their water and that's difficult and annoying.

>>34043500
cmon bitch gimme sum of dat oats