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>you'll never be born in the hood
>you'll never trap with your crew in a dingy but fly trap house
>you'll never get rich pushing dope
>you'll never fight in a war
>you'll never live in a crib surrounded by guns, money, pussy and fast cars
>you'll never be the epitome of an alpha male in a ghetto playground
WHY DOES GANGSTA RAP HAVE TO LOOK SO GLAMOROUS
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>>34052985
It is absolutely not glamorous. I was never a gangster or anything but I have spent a lot of time doing street shit and it is nasty.
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It's not like the movies
Most of it is about getting your shit breaking into and mugged
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get in on the tax foreclosure auction and you too can live in a ridiculous ghetto for cheap
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Help with talking to girls
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I know this is r9k. But I hate the generic answer of "girls are human too. Just talk to them about what you would talk to your friends about." That doesn't help though because I have no friends so I don't have experience with that. And people say to talk about interests but my only interests are in listening to music, and as far as I know no girl cares about music. And I can't talk about anything else since all I do is spend my life wasting away on my computer. So please r9k, teach me how to girls.
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If girls find you attractive they'll talk to you and laugh when you say stuff that would creep them out otherwise.
To talk to a girl, just get some attractive genes. Thats literally all there is to it.
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Be attractive and stand high in social value (have lots of friends). The second can be swapped out for mysteriousness at times, but mystery can only last so long.
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>>34053032
what do I do if I'm a 3/10 and have no friends due to no redeeming values?
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Can anyone give my tips on cutting? I want to start right now, because I feel empty.
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>>34052926
For best results, try using a chainsaw to start
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this is an 18+ website kiddo
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>>34052926
Use a dull blade so it hurts more
Have you ever stared at a girl's tits while talking to her?
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>>34052896
No but I've sucked a girl's tits while staring at her
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>>34052896
have i ever stared at a girl's face while talking to her?
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>>34052896
I stare at my gf's tits quite a bit
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Why not simply accept the world for what it is?
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Because I don't like what it is
It's not like I'm the only one and that the world is operating in perfect harmony except for me
It's full of people and creatures who are forced to feel like they're in the wrong place at the wrong time. And that is unacceptable.
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>>34053156
But what you and others feel is acceptable doesn't matter. The world will not change for you. Reality is what it is, you can accept it, or fight against it and lose.
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>>34053213
What me and others feel is acceptable is a part of reality. There is no difference. Everyone acting on those feelings simultaneously might make the world more comfortable for everyone.
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what is the most comfy fetish?
the one that relaxes and comforts the soul?
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British girl fetish
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Why is Saber literally....LITERALLY....the worst servant class?
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Australian girl fetish
gotta love those aussies, cunt
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>moms making me go see some jew doctor tomorrow
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>>34052786
See if they can get you circumcised while you're there
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>>34052786
what for? what's wrong with you?
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Don't take the happy pills
They don't make you happy, only neutral for the rest of your life. No highs, no lows, only a flat line.
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Why is it that if you're rich and depressed, you are "artsy" and "deep", but if you're poor and depressed, you're the dregs of society and a waste of space?
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>>34052763
because society is and has always been shit, for the people on the bottom that is
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I'm rich and depressed and no one has ever called me "artsy" or "deep".
Those are more for if you're good looking and depressed.
If you're rich and depressed people just tell you you don't appreciate what you have.
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>>34052763
Money can buy happiness or at least respect
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>you will never know what's beyond the universe
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>>34052731
Not with an attitude like that you won't.
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>>34052731
That's where gods reside, manipulating this simulation like programmers sitting at their computers.
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>>34052788
No..
Galaxies space alternate universes-alternaternate yous, ayyy lmao, black holes which can lead to death or somewhere else.
T. Simpleton who stares at the sky
Who here hyped for the /betauplifting/? Eggy has been streaming 8 hours a day. This is day 5 and he's worked and barely gotten any sleep.
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Starting now at 9pm eastern time
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I'm watching it guys. It's pretty comfy.
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where is he streaming? his snapchat hasn't updated in a while so i was worried about him.
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hey robot.
i love you.
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>>34052685
NO YOU DON'T YOU ARE JUST AN ANIME
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>>34052685
No you don't.I don't believe you. origin of life
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>>34052685
i dont want your love, tyvm. i have a gf.
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>JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE PROVEN ME WRONG DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT.
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so stupid
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just because you win and argument doesn't mean you're *correct* though
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>>34052513
>WIMMIN - AMIRITE GUIZE?!
you betas are pathetic
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>mfw there are people on this board who didn't vote Trump
You're on 4chan. It was your duty to vote for him to make normies want to kill themselves
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>>34052495
Stop shilling so hard and go back to your containment board.
He is literally the normie tier president. Its why the instagram girls love him and the cafe latte white girls overwhelmingly voted for him.
I have to call out you obvious shill retards everyday for trying to "blend in" by sounding "totally robot" by using r9k lingo like normie.
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>>34052572
Trump is robot core what are you talking about.Only other robot like canidate was jeb but he got blown out by the don hard
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>>34052572
>Its why the instagram girls love him and the cafe latte white girls overwhelmingly voted for him
(You)
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Do you sit with your legs crossed?
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>>34052489
No that makes you look like more of a beta pussy then you already are
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>>34052489
No I'm not a flaming fucking FAGGOT
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>>34052489
yes, im a grill tho
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I'm going to ask a girl out, /r9k/, for the first time ever.
We both have no car, is it a bad idea to go to the school cafeteria and have a date at the coffee shop?
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You can fuck in a coffee shop.
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You mean University cafeteria and cafe, right?
If so, go ahead. If not fuck off.
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>>34052500
Not legally we can't.