Do you sit with your legs crossed?

>>34052489
No that makes you look like more of a beta pussy then you already are

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>>34052489
No I'm not a flaming fucking FAGGOT

>>34052489
yes, im a grill tho

Yep. Doing it right now. It's very comfy.

No, I'm not a woman.

Oregano

No, but I will sometimes put my ankle on the opposite knee.

>>34052489
Yep. Pretty much every time I can, so long as the table I'm at allows that kind of leg room.

>>34052528
ebin, malady

:^)

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>>34052528
>>34052529
>>34052551

kek SO fucking gay

>>34052489
Fuck no,i sit with my legs spread apart,my dick ain't that big,but my balls are.

>>34052489
Yes, it's very charming and it looks classy and polite.
I'm a huge faggot, though.

>>34052533
I do this too, even though I'm not supposed to.

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>>34052489
Nah I man spread the fuck out of every public seating. Ever since I found out that it triggers roasties. I've even had women come up and say shit, one time I said
>I'm a free man to sit how I please, not your chair slave.
She then sat next to me and tried to force my leg over, her roastie was so toastie I nearly lost my spaghetti laughing so hard. I
>Mfw the only way to get a girl to sit next to you on the bus is to piss her off.

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>>34052645
>even though I'm not supposed to.

Why?

>>34052489
Apparently Jon Hamm hangs dong so I guess it can't be too bad unless you aren't flexible.

Like me.

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>>34052489
No because I'm fat as fuck

>>34052667
It's summer so I'm wearing more dresses/skirts now.

Yeah
I do both the open man-cross and the lady-cross
It's comfy

>>34052489
I do it on the bus because the seats are uncomfortable as fuck and this is the only way to get in a comfortable position

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Remember my Protip

>>34053343
That is one magnificent man right there. I salute you sir, get some better fitting jeans the seam is going to burst on those.

>>34052751
Just so you know, men can sometimes smell your pussy when you do that.
Especially in warm weather.

i sit like this even if its uncomfortable. Like it when poeple think I'm fag.

>>34052751
lewd, anon.

origin is shit

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Am a man and sit like this all the time. Very comfy.

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>>34052489
I did it as a kid until some older kids asked me why I'm sitting like a faggot

>>34052489

Yes I'm a 22 year old man and I sit with my legs crossed like a girl many times. No idea why I do that but fuck it's damn comfy.

>>34053784
Means you're either a dicklet or have wide hips. Or both.

B E T A
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>>34053832

not gonna lie i have a small 5" dick but i'm pretty light at 55kg.

>>34052533
Yeah this. Also sitting feet up and crossed

>>34052489
yes I do and I dont give a fuck because its comfy

>>34052489
this is the only way i shit

no, that hurts my dick and balls when i do that. i sometimes do the ankle resting on the knee thing though

>>34052751
>Summer
>January

Nigga I live in Arizona and it's pretty chilly

>>34053369
>the seam is going to burst on those.

>Implying that isn't the goal

>>34054672
What is southern hemisphere

>>34054672
Summer exists in the Southern Hemisphere, anon. Seasons are reversed.

Ankle on knee or you're a faggot Tbh

>>34053423
I shower everyday and the skirts keep it breezy, pretty sure there's no stink. If someone sits next to me I close my legs anyway to give them room.

>>34053492
It's just a comfy sitting position, I'm not trying to flash people on purpose. My mum tells me off for not sitting like a lady all the time.

>>34054672
>implying I'm a burger-kun

>>34052489
Yes, but then again, I'm a trap. I even do the leg pretzel thing sometimes.

>>34053343
I sit like this too, makes me feel comfortable at the expense of others.

>>34054769
Ahh well thanks for the mental image, anon. Fuck not having a girlfriend. This sucks.

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Yes...
I do it without thinking about it.
I also do the "i grab my left shoulder with my right hand" thing.

>not made to be a dude.

>>34054769
>pretty sure there's no stink

Women never seem to notice it.
I've asked women before (anonymously) and none of them mention being able to smell it.

Almost every man I've asked agrees that he can smell it.
It's definitely not a bad smell.
It's not really a strong smell either, but once you notice it, it's distinct.
It's one of those smells that feels like it sticks in your throat.

When I'm around the same girl a lot, I swear I can tell when she's ovulating.

>>34053343
>not working on your flexibility so you can do the splits across the seats

When I was a kid I did until someone told me that I looked gay.

Lately I have stopped caring about how manly I look so it's depending on where I sit.

>>34052489
No, because I'm not a fag
Ordo

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>>34052667

It's OK, it just squeezes your balls until they become useless and fall off.

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>>34055084
Those are very nice balls anon. Can I have them when you're done?

>>34055084
But there's plenty of ball space, the thighs aren't touching.

>>34054829
Be my bf and I will flash you on public transportation as much as you want.

>>34054928
Having a smelly pussy is one of my nightmares, you're not making me feel very good anon.

>I swear I can tell when she's ovulating.
This is kinda hot and makes me a little nervous tbqh.

>>34055146
f-for real, anon? pls don't toy with my feelings..

sitting indian nqb

>>34055146
>Having a smelly pussy is one of my nightmares, you're not making me feel very good anon.

Trust me, it's not an unpleasant smell.
The very opposite.
It's almost intoxicating.

>This is kinda hot and makes me a little nervous tbqh.

You have no idea just how hot it is.
My body screams at me to fill their fertile bodies with my seed.

I am almost always doing ankle on knee when I sit and I don't know why. for some reason it's just my most comfortable position. am I a homo or what give it to me straight

>>34052489
i sit with my legs spread out because it's comfortable