>has 9/10
>no has gf
>>38937029
Stanley fuck off you're a 7 at best. Also read the new rule, no pics of yourself on r9k
>>38937029
this guy is the next elliot. i can see in his eyes
>>38937029
Stanley girl version from faceapp was a 9/10 Stacy.
The kind that made fun of you in school and cucked you with Tyrone and Chad during your prom.
That thread game me some hearty keks, good times.
i am literally crying as i masturbate
i'm so addicted to porn i can't even last five hours without fapping, i just wanna stop
i masturbate like 40 times a week, i don't ever do anything productive, all i care about is porn
it hurts i can't stop i love it so much
how long has this Ben happening?
just stop jerking your dick lmao how hard can that be just don't take your pants off
>>38937087
longer than id like to admit
>>38937108
thanks tyler
Can you guys tell me your saddest stories? I want to end my life and I want to see if it's justified.
>be me
>orbits oneitis for more than 9 years
>asks her to be my gf
>she says no
wasted almost a decade of my life for nothing
>>38937009
>pathological liar
>cant stop lying
>lie so much ..whatever
>>38937052
Lel same.
>>38937009
>Get orbited by oneitis
>too beta to do anything
>she moves on
>orbit her
>she says no
My man, it feels 10x worse knowing that what could have been, knowing it was so simple, knowing that it was my fault. At least for the other anons it's out of their hands. Not with me, I should've succeeded, become a good normie. But then, I wouldn't be here if I did.
When you reach the other side, please please please, look out for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Lqis4J0ho
>exposes the shittiness of life
>gets told to kill himself by normies
Truly the modern Jesus
>>38936906
What the fuck happened to boogie? Did the surgery go wrong?
>>38936906
Too bad he stuck the fucking mic down the toilet or something before starting the camera.
>>38936906
literally a slightly fatter and worse bearded version of me
Ever been forced to kiss a guys foot by a bully ?
i wish a bully forced me to sniff his stinky feet
...did that happen to you OP?
anyway no but i did know a girl who got forced to eat worms by bullies
>>38936885
Nope. Thankfully people didn't bully me physically because they saw me as the autistic kid who could snap at any time.
Looks like NEETdom is about to come to an end for me, boys. I live in the United States and have taken community college classes off and on since graduating high school, but I have been fully NEET for the past couple years (25 now) living with my divorced mom. I have zero work experience and zero references but have never been on welfare or diagnosed with anything to qualify for SSI. My dad, who I see every couple months, is moving to another state and gave me his car because he bought a new one. Now that I have a car, I quit video games and want to start working. I am assuming that no one will hire me normally because I have nothing to put on a resume.
Does anyone here have experience using Job/Temp agencies that will set you up with a job? I really just want to avoid fast food/cash register work and like the sound of Data Entry, Warehouse or Security guard positions. Is it possible to obtain a job like this through an agency? I can type at 100 WPM and am in decent physical shape (not obese or skelly and I'm tall) but I have typical robot tendencies when it comes to social skills
Thanks in advance
>>38936841
Yeah just write up a resume that briefly details your skills and qualifications (that is, you can drive, and you can type good wpm, and don't have too much difficulty lifting 50lbs (the max they can legally force you to do alone, depending on where you live) ).
Then go to all the agencies you can and say you'd like to be put into their system.
Chances are they'll initially send you places for one-day assignments until they have a decent handle on whether you're legit or not.
Not really a difficult situation.
>>38936874
Oh and, they'll ask you for your industry preferences, but it doesn't really matter because warehouses / manual labour are always the most in demand.
No one hires a temp store clerk, because they need to do fairly extensive training for someone working a cash register.
>>38936874
Thanks for the fast reply, anon.
If you don't sperg out too bad during the assigned job through the agency is there a decent chance that you will be formally hired?
i have cuts all over my leg and im suicidal
who here wishes they had an owner
Faggots should kill themselves so they can spare everyone else from having to endure their presence
>>38936767
be my qt bf that cuts himself pls
>>38936767
I know someone you could ask desu. Where do you live?
>friend told me he'd rather spend time with me than with girls because I understand him more than anyone
Is he implying he has homosexual feelings for me?
>>38936743
No just that he realizes male friendship and loyalty is infinitely better than dealing with bitchy roasties
>>38936743
get drunk with him. if he was trying to imply something then he'll reveal it in a drunken state. just make sure you say something that'll get him to
Put his penis in your mouth.
So robots, what image best describes /r9k/?
Pump-paus.
>>38936674
Smug Wojak is pretty accurate imho.
>>38936674
I'd say the BUS best describes the 2014-2016 /r9k/.
goin on a snack run, anyone want something?
>>38936628
Skittles and watermelon iced tea
>>38936628
Don't forget my pizza pockets, Anon
Pepsi and chef boyardee
Ask an anon who came inside of this married mother of two while her husband was working a 12-hour shift anything
>>38936593
is it her? original
how do you live with yourself?
orig
degenerate tats
color me surprised
How do you cure cocklust?
Asking for a friend
Get a girlfriend, you filthy prison-fag
>>38936575
By sucking 99 cocks and sitting on 1.
>>38936575
Jayzus Chryse
>most men are predators
>care nothing about simple stuff like cuddling
>only want to pump and dump
>super creepy most of the time
>stalk anyone mildly cute
>murderers are mostly men
the world is so scary anon
>>38936572
wemen are the same,piss off
>>38936572
lock your doors bitch
>>38936572
Lol, maybe 50 years ago. "Men" are too beta these days to even be creepers properly.
Post your names, anons tell you if you're Chad or not
>Eusebio
Iron Tarkus
>>38936564
Do you have a long last name?
All Portuguese people I talked to have like 5 words in their name
Phil
>once shot at this life
>named kevin
What kinds of videos do you like to masturbate to?
>>38936534
Is that Duncan Rhodes?
Craigslist gay hookup videos or pretty much any gay hookup vids.
I fap to girls schlicking.