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Fembot here, "Lurking" for a lot of time here but first time posting (^_^')
Ask me what you want 0:-)
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>>34065398
post tits or gtfo my board
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>>34065419
Don't need to be rude
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>>34065398
Can you just please fuck off with this bait, im tired of always seeing this type shit in here
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Having abandoned the wiles of pornography and self stimulated orgasmic pleasures, the lone cyborg finds himself stranded on an island of endless opportunity.
Armed with 140+ IQ, a non-useless major, and opposable thumbs, the cyborg is ascending to a new level of consciousness.
His mind is a field indescribable by Einstein's equations. His power level is that of the 10^4.
His journey to wealth and riches has him sweating, panting, reaching, struggling; the same emotions he once felt for the Stacy.
There is a tingling sensation in his fingertips, surely his nerves have become more sensitive. Where will our cyborg hero in the 400 days of NoFap?
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>mfw
>ho lee chit
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there is literally no reason to watch porn and fap. prove me wrong.
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>>34066910
Orgasm feels good - there's one reason
I don't really understand the point of nofap. Why should I forbid myself from doing something that makes me feel good?
What is your favorite Donald Trump quote?
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'We will no longer surrender ourselves to the false song of Globalism'
- Donald 'build a wall 90 feet tall' Trump
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"Bing bing bong!"
-Donald "piss duck" Trumpstein
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>>34065072
"grab her by the pussy"
and "I've got all the best [insert noun]"
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Robots from foreign places, how did you learn to read and write English so good that you can understand 4chan's erratic linguistics and typing patterns?
Do you use English language boards as escapism?
What are the popular online places in your native language like?
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Mars you fucking fuck
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>>34064973
>What are the popular online places in your native language like?
Full of normies
Horrible, horrible, places
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In native language stupid youtubers sound stupid
In English not that much
In native language anonymous imageboard posters sound stupid
In English not that much
Foreign language is like a filter
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Post your
>gender
>age
>height
>weight
Me:
>female
>26 yo
>5'7"
>750 lbs
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guaranteed replies
roastcunt
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>>34064933
As if you give a fk about me
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holy fuck that's some serious fatness how did you get so far
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Welcome. Choose no more than two stats:
>Social life
>Physical and mental health
>Good grades
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>slept through two classes
>it's only the first week
Kms? y/y?
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>>34064707
I chose
>none
I would chose
>social life
>health
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>>34064707
The jews go me, lads.
What happens when you can't pay for the previous semester and can't register during the current one? Do they kick you out?
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>You're too skinny, anon.
>Quick! Drink my breast milk.
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>>34064203
>Slap her in the tits
>Milk flies everywhere
>Use milk as lube
>Fuck her
y-you too
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Yes pls do want.
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>>34064203
Ayy chief I'm gonna need a sauce on that ASAP
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Why does /r9k/ hate white women?
If you're a white guy, they're more or less closest to our ideal. They mirror us best in temperament,demeanor and attitude - on average. They're the least likely to have cultural issues/divides with. They are the only women who are going to give birth to white children for you. I know you guys love your asian waifus, but asians are just too different from us: Take animals, asian girls don't actually love animals like white women do, they just view them as fashion accessories. They're also a lot more materialistic.
Whatever problems white women have, white men are also partially to blame for. Look at how many commitment-phobic men there are these days. Women and men are not supposed to be antagonistic forces, but complementary ones.
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Don't worry. Neither white women nor asian women will want to be with you so you'll never have the problem of picking between the two.
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>>34063531
You have too high an opinion of women's judgment.
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Some here would argue that white women love animals a little too much.
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YOU are NOT depressed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg
He is right, you know.
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No, he's just looking for pity and people to make him feel better.
Actually depressed people don't fucking advertise it because they know how pointless any kind of a discussion on it would be.
There are no signs. Everything is normal. And than suddenly they just off themselves.
I fucking hate every single 'depressed' person who fucking advertises it to the whole world.
Fuck off.
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>>34062152
He knows nothing about life
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I can see where he's coming from, but does this British fag actually except me to take him seriously? Working for Infowars isn't exactly a way to make you reputable
>weigh myself today
>hit the big 3 double 0
Just fucking end me.
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>September
>40 BMI
>Today
>28 BMI
Still fat, but no longer obese
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Dont worry guys
If you try hard enough you can turn from a 300pound man,
Into 2 hot 150pound men
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>>34058999
nice trips man, lets hope we all loose weight fucking normies just say low carbs
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Have you EVER even KISSED a girl once in your life?
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>>34057709
I had my first kiss last month.
It was perfect.
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>>34057709
Yeah. Alexis kissed me on the cheek in the 6th grade. That was the last year I was a normie.
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yes and it was actually a mistake. happened when I was a kid. don't remember how old but I was under 12 years old for sure.
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CONGRATULATIONS you just became a rapper! The only name
you can choose is the last thing you ate with the word "lil" in front of it. What is your name?
>lil pork rind
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>Lil Magnum
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>>34056927
lil chip
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Lil Pepsi lol
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25+ general
Anybody else too fucked in the head to even hold down a job?
I'm a horrible person and I deserve every misfortune that befalls me
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No just being ugly and having poor social skills preventing me from getting a job
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>>34056150
>political science degree holder
>work at target stocking shelves overnight
I might be getting a better job soon. I still have hope
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>>34056238
Oh shit poli sci is what I'm going into
If you had a daughter and she ended up having massive titties by the time she was 12, how would you feel?
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I'm sure they'd feel great.
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I would feel either my wife's or my genes have the secret titty formula in them. Therefor we must breed more titty monsters.
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>>34049075
What can you do about it, bruh?
Clearly means your genes are killer
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cyoa thread, will be dumping shit
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>>34044612
Here is another one, if you're willing to become a student.original
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a fun one on a soda parlor
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you have to roll with this one