Have you EVER even KISSED a girl once in your life?

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>>34057709
I had my first kiss last month.
It was perfect.

>>34057709
Yeah. Alexis kissed me on the cheek in the 6th grade. That was the last year I was a normie.

yes and it was actually a mistake. happened when I was a kid. don't remember how old but I was under 12 years old for sure.

>>34057734
Too bad that didn't really happen, huh?

>>34057744
>>34057747
I was talking about real kisses, virgins

>>34057709
On the cheek my sophomore year of high school.

I'm 32 now.

How is that even a question? Anyone who is old enough to be here should have made out with several girls

>>34057769
>my sophomore year of high school.
...and translated in normal school year?

>>34057770
I know right

Nope. I'm [K]issless, [H]ugless, [H]andholdless and a [V]irgin: the holy tetragrammaton that makes one a robot. In all likelihood, and being a 1/10 true robot, I will remain this way till the end. However, I'm not bitter about it: as a true robot, I feel no emotion.

All the time, with my girlfriend. Have you?

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>>34057709
No. I'm 25.

I kissed my gf in freshman year but she was depressed and BPD and broke up with me.

>>34057824
>the holy tetragrammaton that makes one a robot
this meme again.
I'm none of that, and I'm a robot.
KHHV makes you a cyborg, not a robot.

>>34057709
Yeah. A plenty of times now. All within a fucking year, including my first really.

Every single time I was drunk though. And not really with a girl I loved.

There's this one girl though, a coworker of mine. I want to kiss her a lot. My imagination of doing it is so goddamn vivid I can nearly feel it.

>>34057827
>All the time, with my girlfriend. Have you?
With your girlfriend? Maybe. Probably.

How do I get to kiss a girl? Should I ask girls in my classes?

>>34057709
actually yea i have and it lead fucking nowhere.

im kidding what ended up happening was nothing.

yes, but there are very large gaps in between my kisses

>>34057709
When I was a little kid there was this girl who would kiss me on the cheek sometimes. She's married now.

>>34057709
Yes I did, it was almost two years ago, it was my first kiss with a girl. I dated this girl for almost 2 months we used to kiss at uni when nobody was around. I was almost in bankrupt (I'm still) so I didn't have any money to invite her out, we broke up. One month later she was dating another guy. Oh and I almost forgot to mention that she was a virgin and that guy took her virginity away. I haven't talked to a girl since.

>>34057930
>large gaps in between my kisses
this I can't understand.
I get the normie life, where you kiss girls all the time because you have 400 friends and 1000+ acquantainces and party all the time etc
I get the cyborg life, where you don't even talk to someone in weeks because you're a shut-in with no friends and are terrified by going outside/meeting people
But kissing a girl let's say once in a year? How the fuck does this happen? I can't imagine a scenario where you don't hang with girls for a freakin' year, then you do, then you don't for another 6 months, then you do, then you don't for 2 years... I mean, how

No and I never want to. Girls are gross

>>34057709
Yeah, once. It was a mistake. It was some dumb truth or dare game at a summer camp. Afterwards the girl wiped her mouth off and everyone laughed at me. Suffice it to say that I've never had another.

Yes, when we were very drunk, although she had drunk like 1 glass (300ml) of vodka and i had the rest of the bottle. She doesn't remember, I do, and she doesn't want to talk about what happened that night becausd she knows something awkward/wrong probably happened and i'm that one guy in college who no one wants to be seen with.

Nope.

But kissing is pretty disgusting anyway desu

No
I'm 18

what the fuck this comment's original

>>34057993
more like once every other year. I mean I go outside every so often, but I can't initiate anything. every other year since high school a girl has just happened to initiate.

>>34058403
>a girl has just happened to initiate.
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE SCUM

>>34057744
Alexis kissed me on the cheek in 9th grade.

Yes, with a small handful of girls, and I've had sex with most of them too.
Still haven't had a gf yet though.

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>>34057709
I have kissed alot of girls at parties and out on the town, and now I have "cold sores". Basically I got herpes from kissing girls.

Nope, im not even that ugly but its never come close to happening
>>34057972
ouch, sorry to hear that anon.

Lil number six with a coke

When I was really young some girl at the park forced her tongue into my mouth
it was more traumatising than anything else

Never. 21 here. There's been two times that I've had a guaranteed chance to but I decided not to. The girls were drunk both times.

No, and i'm pretty sure i never will

>>34057709
>18 years old
>still kissless virgin
>start hanging out with chad
>"you're chill anon, I'm having a party this weekend you should come"
>go to party, sit there awkwardly, get semi drunk
>equally drunk girl starts laughing at everything I am saying
>she's actually hot (the chads all want her)
>I'm laughing at her laughing at me
>chads are staring at me nervously
>we're the loudest people there
>start stumbling around
>finally make it out in the backyard
>hookup for 30 mins by the pool

Got some boob, got some nice ass grope action, and even a high friction dry hump.

I miss those days. That was the point where my life could have gone up or gone down (where I am now) ahhh life's a bitch.

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yea sometimes my mom kisses me

>>34057709

A few times, I've never enjoyed it though. The first time was a girl I wasn't into but dated in High School to dispel rumors that I was gay. The other two were against my will.

>>34057709
no i have not. do you think it's too late? I turn 23 this year

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>>34060676
maybe in your 30's you can find some single mom

>>34057709
no I haven't
kinda makes me anxious about fucking it up if I ever get a chance with a qt gf.

I dunno if I should be honest bout being a KV or just wing it.

>>34057709
well, technically, eh, nah

>>34057709
Yeah I even had sex with 3 different girls ;)

>>34061040
how bout instead of mocking you give some advice?
what works and what doesn't when getting kissed?

This shit right here is the reason this board fell to shit. An overwhelming majority of these posts are saying yes they have kissed and what do we to repel these normies? NOTHING. We let all these normies come on here and we do nothing about it.
>"hurr durr, you don't have to be khhv to be a robot!"
No, fuck off. You clearly have shown your capability to attract members of the opposite sex and build close enough bonds and trust with them to share a kiss with them. You don't belong here and never will. You need to leave the board and never return again

>>34061072
>is an adult virgin
>still thinks he's going to make it
High school is the time for first kisses. If you don't achieve it their, then you're irretrievably lost. Sorry, lad.

>>34061104
So we'll mark you down as kissless then.

>>34061125
that is not what I asked you.
read it again an answer it.

>>34061087
you don't have to think about it when you are a chad, otherwise look for a single desperate mom that wants your money, not your cock

>>34061144
I did answer. You will never get a chance because your window of opportunity closed.

>>34057709
Yes.

It was nice, desu.

>>34061086
does my hand count as 3 different girls? if so then me to

also none OP, none

>>34057797
i think its the 3rd year of high school? i dont remember

>>34061159
>what works and what doesn't when getting kissed?
that was my question
perhaps you missed it.

how bout some pointers

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>>34057709
I'm a wizard if you know what I mean.

Kissed a guy if that counts.

>>34061194
i im like %85 sure ill die a wizard, ive more or less come to terms with it

>>34061202
>Kissed a guy if that counts.
Lol no

>>34057709

> be me
> got engaged on internet with this girl who's friend to other friends of mine
> long distance relationship
> went to my gf
> she kissed me
> I went home happy
> shit happened cause her family is a disgrace
> she started not to talk to me
> discovered she was already engaged and I was the other guy meme
> I wasn't the only other guy meme

I'm not ashamed btw, I felt bad but i remember that as a funny thing

Psshh ive kissed 5 girls ez. one of them, my gf ive kissed well over a hundred times.

>>34061202
>t. Sasuke

>>34061227
If this real, I hope you were 15. That's some major autism.

>>34057824
this unir0nically

>>34061159
well since you can't answer that >>34061189
how bout some pointers on sucking cock?
perhaps that is more your field

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>>34061104
>being this much of an assblasted robo-cuck

This a normie board now.

>>34057709
>15
>playing truth or dare at a friends birthday party
>he invited girls
>his crush is dared to kiss me
>we kiss in front of him
>be 18
>at a 12 year old girls birthday party, long story
>just me her and a 14 year old girl that i knew really well
>playing truth or dare
>dared to kiss the 14 year old
>eventually just play spin the bottle (we used a microphone not a bottle though) and took turns kissing each other in the closet under the stairs
>be me again, 20
>got drunk with same girl as before, 16 now
>sloppily made out on public benches for like an hour

Those were all my kisses. I've never kissed a girl older than 16

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>>34061291
It's real and I was 19-20 at that time, I lol at the past me

I used to, with my bf

>>34057709
our lips made contact before she turned her head away. does that count?

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Once

But it was from a Girl who was drunk as shit and thought I was " a hot French Guy" Just because I have Dark thick hair and I had spoken couple of words in broken French

No, and I'm actually kinda worried about it even if it ever does happen.

I just imagine it'll be pretty awkward since I have literally no idea what to do. Won't it be weird to her that a guy in his 20's will kiss like a 14 year old boy?

The stress of that makes it almost not worth even pursuing.

>>34061104
It's the sadfags who stole this board in the first place. If you weren't a newfuck, you would know /r9k/ was just for funny OC greentexts.

>>34057824
I don't get how this works.
In most parts oft Europe you hug a girl or make the French cheek kissing to greet a woman.
Is it different in murrika or did some of you guys really never had anyone?

>>34061532
I can speak for Australia, and yes it is different here. If you don't know a female too well you normally just greet them verbally. But the thing is some people (me) are too awkward or weird to develop relationships with females deeper than a surface level. Therefore we never have the chance to kiss/hug a girl.

both girls and boys several times. (I'm a femanon- no tits today, too lazy to undress)

>>34061565
Mate, I can't even be around girls without spilling spaghetti.

>>34061565
OK now I unterstand it better.
But holy shit, even the brother or the biggest beta Orbiter of my best friends' sister (he is even a bigger beta than him) gets hugs when we let him waddle along, despite nobody talking to him for the whole evening.
It's just being polite

A stripper kissed me on the cheek once.

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I kissed a girl on the cheek last month and she "doesn't know when [she]'ll have the time" to / doesn't want to meet up again

>>34061664
Me too m8
>>34061680
You have two sides of the spectrum i think; guys who are confident and good looking who have no trouble with girls, and betas have no pride. Then there's the people in the middle who aren't confident but don't want to degrade themselves by becoming beta orbiters just to gain physical contact.

>>34057734

With your lack of experience was it not like you were a 16 year old kissing for the first time and therefore embarrassing?

Pls respond

>>34057993

I'm a cyborg but I get invited out with the lads from work every few months just to make up the numbers

>>34061734
Oh, so you guys lack the confidence to make a move and are to self conscious to turn into a faggot with too much self esteem.

Why don't you just try things out with girls who are not too close to your circle? (Social, work etc.)
Find out what you can and can't do. Girls are just people, nothing to be afraid of, some of them are subhumans aswell, so even less of a reason to care

>>34057709
yes but it happened so long ago i cant remember what it feels like

>>34061804
Yeah well right now my life is sort of stagnating but i will be getting a new job soon and new place to live. I have to get my life on track before my love life (or lack thereof) sees any improvement.

>>34061848
I wish you the best of luck my friend!

No. KHHV here, and will most likely will be forever.

>>34061532

I mostly hit them with my cheek against theirs.

This kind of salute is a formality and many people do this. They dont actually kiss with their lips. In france they do it 3 times.

I'd rather shake hands desu

>>34057854
>non-virgin
>robot
Pick one, faggot.
Oregon

>>34057854
>I'm a robot

loooooool

My first kiss was a little less than nine years ago. The girl always waited in the hall when i got to school to wish me good morning, then she asked me out. She let me feel her boob in the movie theater on the first date too. Later, I heard a rumor that she tore her last boyfriends foreskin while giving head, and I knew that going into our first kiss, and I was terrified. Could see her teeth in her mouth when we moved in for that kiss. I still remember it vividly.

>>34057709
Yes, made out with every single girl, except two, in one of my parallel classes in high school.

I used to be an aspiring Chad.

>>34061763
Sort of, but the girl who I kissed knew that it was my first time and took control.

It wasn't embarrassing though. It honestly felt like a dream.

>>34062533
>>34062686
>falling for obvious bait
Niggers

>>34057854

Drink bleach pls. Faggot.

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>>34057709
Yes but it was so early on in my life that it doesn't count. Apparently she liked me later on in life but I can't even remember her name or what she looked like.

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>>34057709
Yep. When I was 14. Nothing more since then. 23 now.

>>34062462
Exactly what I was trying to say, I just forgot how to explain it properly.

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I wanted to say that I'm also handheldless but I realise that this summer at a fest I was going trought the crowd with a girl and held her hands. She also hooked into my arm for a good while gripping my biceps.

What an achivement.

>>34057709
no

prob never will

>>34057993
>Have a normal group of friends
>Don't constantly french kiss every girl you know
>Don't go out to parties super often
>Get drunk once or twice a year, go out with friends and make out with someone

What's hard to understand about this?

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>>34061141
fucking 10/10 mate

>>34061627
>(I'm a femanon- no tits today, too lazy to undress)
Thanks for the completely irrelevant info, attention whore

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>>34061104
>You need to leave the board and never return again

'no'

Anyway the last time I kissed a girl was on New Year's Eve at a club.

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>I never kissed anyone.
>I had sex. Whore friend of mines.

I Want to stop feeling anons.

>>34065204
sex with no kissing sounds shit m8

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>>34057709

Even Elliot Rodger got a kiss

>>34065241
Wtf he was a fucking normie all along.

no, I'm KHHV 20 yo

>>34057709
Yes. It was my first and only girlfriend, and I ruined everything because I'm a fucking idiot sperg.

>>34065295
sad to hear it anon, greentext?

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i had a gf in middle school
>we awkwardly frenched afterschool
she was a crazy bitch
>tfw she will never sit on my face ever again

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>>34065311
>16 at the time
>for the first time I start trying to get rid of acne, cut my hair, and try to make friends
>one day, a girl out of nowhere asks me out
>we go on a date and kiss
>she invites me to her house and I never take the hint because I'm a sperg
>never have sex
>we break up soon after
>two days later she's dating Chad
>19 now, still no gf

Yeah, it was all my fault.

>>34061532
Retad huging girl when she is into you with intimation is a completely different thing when you hug your 50yo aunt and kiss like two leaders of eastern block on military parade

lmao

>>34065395
>gf for 3 days
does that even count?

ew im a heterosexual girl and was forced to kiss a girl once, it was disgusting dont do it guys

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Yes. I was in a mental hospital. Had my first kiss there. AA UNZIP ME
>tfw I'm literally Frank

>first day of high school
>friend says she's really nervous
>invites me to shmoke it up in the woods next to campus to ease the edge
>on our way back she admits she has no idea where her classroom is
>walk her there
I was really into Kenny vs Spenny at the time, and Kenny was an inspiration of mine to be more confident with ladies.
>she thanks me when we arrive
>I tug her hand and point to my cheek
>turn at the last moment and steal a kiss
>she laughs and goes to class

I admit it was kind of sleazy, but that's what Kenny would have done. Nothing came out of it, but we're still good friends. Turned out that she was dating a manlet jackass, but she was cool about it and I guess he never knew.
There was one other kiss, a more serious one. She was super cheesy and into romantic films, so it more or less played out like one.

>>34065395
sorry man... fuck chad

>>34057824

Same. We are the few, the ones forgotten about even on this supposedly robot board. Fuck all the normies in here.

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>>34061141
>>34061309
>>34061522
>>34065094
Hey NORMIES! I see you gleefully bathing in ecstasy after STEALING our board from us, just like you STOLE Pepe and my high school crush. Well guess what? The beta uprising is coming, and all you Coldplay-listening sun-dwelling Game-of-Thrones-watching faggots will get what's coming to you with autistic fucking precision. Right now I've just finished up my 100th piss bottle cocktail for the coming WAR, the war that will end your flawless and blissful lives in an ocean of PAIN and SUFFERING. I will personally be the one to finish you off, and before I do it I'll cut off the head of your STACY girlfriend and push it against your lips, while whispering "KISS HER NOW, FAGGOT!" I'm going to cum just from watching you suffer, even though your pain is but and INKLING compared what WE'VE had to suffer over all our years of getting laughed at and rejected. Mark my words, the beta uprising is real, and all the shit you've put us through is going to come right back through your MOTHERFUCKING THROAT.

poo poo pee pee, motherfuckers

>>34066523
Did you ever find froggy?

27 khv so no.

>>34067121
It turns out I was froggy all along. Oh wait I guess that means I'm KHV after all, shit I'm not really frank though and did have my first kiss in a mental hospital

>>34057709
nah, if i'm in the presence of a female, they will do everything in their power to avoid me. Once, I got somewhat close to a female and they screamed and called security on me.

Btw, i'm 34 and my closest encounter was around 12 years ago. I'm not bothering anymore and haven't left my room in nearly 14 months.

>>34057709
about 40-60 hookers. I kept pictures of all of them on my HD

>>34067509
>kissing hookers
gross dude

>>34057709
Yeah more than i can remember, a lot of the time i'm plastered when i pull someone so it get's hard to keep track

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>>34067529
48 I mean.

I was drunk every time, or on dxm and drunk


>I still do it

>>34067569
Well I guess you're excused then.

>>34057770
I've not.
Organic post.

>>34067529

Not much different than kissing a normal girl you meet at a bar nowadays

>>34068147
Yes, both are gross. If you're looking for girls at a bar, you're doing it wrong.

>>34057824
Good to see there's a couple of us left

>>34057709
Nope oraganelo

Yes but not by choice, my friends held me in place and pretty much forced me to. I didn't want to because chicks with tats are gross.

I was 20.

My wife smothers me in kisses everyday. It annoys me sometimes desu like when I'm trying to play a game

>>34057824
I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin. The only hug I got was in my graduation, so I guess I can pass for a robot

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>>34068325
dont post things like this anon. I know youre shitposting but it still hurts

Does it count as kissless if the girl in question was kissing every awkward boy in the class (7th grade)? She had a habit of singling out the robots-to-be and kissing them on the cheek when they were unprepared or hugging them from behind.

>7th grade
>playing yugioh with my friend leslie
>he was an awkward asian dude but his autism synced with mine
>girl who was considered the hottest girl in the class would sneak up on us to deliver kisses on the cheek or hugs

Obviously it was a shame tactic to make us think we weren't freaks before crushing our hopes but it annoys me that I can't achieve true robothood because of her.

>>34068775
>on the cheeck
Unless it's french it don't count dude

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Nope never
Dont really care anymore desu. That boat has sailed

>>34057744
>tfw Alexis was your girlfriend in the 6th grade but didn't kiss you on the cheek.

>>34057854
Fuck off normie tired of your shit

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hello

stanley

where are you?

someone know where stanley is

>>34068918
we all miss stanley

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>>34057709
I kissed a few girls when I was 15.

~50 people from my year and the year below used to get drunk at the weekends in this park.

>Made out with Phoebe 7 times
>Made out with Laurissa
>Regrettably forced a kiss on Sammie
>Kissed Hannah and Tasha at the same time
I'm probably forgetting 1-2 people

Fuck. I should have manned up and fucked a few girls. I probably could if I wasn't so scared of rejection.

I didn't initiate any of these kisses apart from with Sammie.

>pic related is phoebe
She looks innocent, but she got fingered like 5 times in one night apparently. She's a slut.

>>34069004
>western female
>slut
You're kidding

>>34057797
Sophomore year is year 4

>>34063110
TELL US MORE

how when why

how did you get a girl to kiss you?

>>34069316
Isn't that year 2 though?

I actually have. I kissed a girl's ass once and her friends because they dared me to when I was a teenager. Not exactly a romantic kiss but kissing her ass still made me hard af.

Yheah, danced and made out with a girl on top of a bar at a college party in front of the dance floor. Made out with another girl somehow the night before. Alcohol is fun friends. Now I spend weekend nights gambling having more fun, because I like being a degenerate.

>>34069316
Underage detected

Freshman, sophomore, junior, senior

34...no. "You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original" "You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not origina"

yes

crystal oregano

>met up with a shy robot to watch the first presidential debate
>I had a moment of autismo and made a move
>turns out I was his first kiss
>it was embarrassing and awkward, but felt like a dream; his lips were so soft and he tasted so sweet
>fast forward 3 months, we are a couple
>would spend whole weekends together just cuddling in his bed, trading our kisses
>he would let me sit on his lap while he played vidya, so that I watch him and bury him in kisses

He broke up with me today because I have to move back to the U.S. soon. Now I alternate between staring at my wall and wishing that my phone would light up with a message from him. I know it won't happen.

>>34057709

yes, yes, YES!!!! I did it!!
>(some fourteen years ago)

but -wtf- I'm still virgin at 38...

>>34069805
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>>34069854
Kill yourself anytime

>>34069805
Are you a grill?
orig

>>34069805
>not staying with them
practically regardless of the situation. Being in a good relationship is essentially the goal of life.

>>34069932
>Being in a good relationship is essentially the goal of life.
Now that's what I call a pathetic life

>>34057709
yeah with a jailbait qt. shit was pretty cash

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Kissed at least 10 girls between 17 and 19 (I'm 19 now). Every time both I and they were drunk and all times bare one they left within 5 minutes. Only other time I spent the whole night with her and then she stopped replying to my texts within a week. My friends have met girls in nightclubs though so my time should come soon enough *touchwood*

I've literally never even touched a woman for longer than two seconds in my entire life other than my mother and sister.

And fuck off with the shitty incest jokes.

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>>34057709
A surprisingly high amount of girls, as well as other things. First time I kissed a girl it was with my neighbour who was 2 years older than me and pretty hot, that was a great start.

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>>34057709
>start talking to a girl I like (again)
>she is super chill and nice to be around, 7/10 for me
>actually do pretty well and maybe I'll get to fix my relationship with her
>lets me pat her head and sometimes she pats mine
>think that I wont have to go to 4chan for a while
>suddenly start thinking that I behave like an autist around her
>realization of this slowly makes me sadder and sadder
>stop being around her because I can feel my autism leaking out of me now
>actually have dreams about her when I sleep.
>basically fucking depressed 24 hours a day
>still kissless
>think that at least I have vidya to have fun
>my GPU died now

This isnt the full story about her but I'm not bored enough to post it. It also kind off hurts still.

>>34057709
does my mother count?
fuck you robotdsklfjaslkfjd

>>34057709
If you are picky, you will get no ficky.

Just find a girl that likes you, and there is always one, and try something with her, don't go around chasing some girls you have no chance with, or simply aren't interested.
In a time, if she's a decent person, you will start liking any girl.

I feel fucking weird in here, I had my first kiss with a girl when I was 13. Though I guess I should add that it was a lesbian kiss.

>>34057709
Yeah, yeah I have and it's pretty fun. But I think that I'm not mentally ready to love and care for another human being quite yet. Soon though soon

>>34057709
Yea, My mum faggot
>OP rekt/10, Thought I would say never

>first kiss was almost day for day 4 years ago
>haven't even hugged a girl since that year

I kissed a girl at church when I was like 6 or 7. Also kissed a neighborhood girl when I was in first grade. She was in second. Haven't been kissed on the lips by a woman since then.

>>34070108
I had sort of the same thing happen but we made out a couple of times. I acted super boring and autistic around her, would barely text her out of depression and laziness, and would barely hang out for same reason. So for two months we basically hung out every once and awhile and would make out. Then out of the blue, like an autist, I ask her to be my gf, because I realize how I've been acting and want to be more "there" or whatever the fuck and she dumps me. She said she didn't feel a connection which makes sense I guess. This was a few months ago, so when the election rolls around I happened to look on her Facebook page and I see her literally throwing a tantrum because Trump won. Had a good Kek over that. I wasn't a huge Trump fanatic but it made me realize she was just an emotional child and that was why I acted like that because I didn't think I had much to talk to her about. Now I'm alone again and see the futility in the material. It is what it is.

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>>34057709
>go to China with AIESEC program
>Mexican bro says let's celebrate first day with tequila
>we are in AIESEC office 3 guys 5 girls
>other guys are mexican and they got already gf
>drinking tequila and talking
>the best chinese qt who is also our leader, nickname is goddess and 8/10, on the other room
>she doesn't know how to drink or dance
>she pretends to be asleep
>be tipsy, wake her up and say "you gotta join us let have fun" with big smiling face
>she gets red
>she looks at me and push the pillow on her face constantly after we returned
>she get also tipsy after "3" shots
>everybody is asleep we are talking
>put my hand on her back while we are talking
>talk about dreams and reality
>she holds my hand suddenly
>while we are looking at each other say "In my country if a guy and girls share their secrets they have to kiss and seal the secret"
>she blushes and kisses me
>we kissed several times and become couple at that night

After that I couldn't date with anybody. She became successful person and I became ultimate NEET.

>>34057709
I've made out with 2 girls last year. Banged both of them too

>>34069971
and what do you call a non-pathetic life?

I don't really count them, but I kissed a girl of the same age on the lips during nap time when I was 5 or 6. And when I was 6 I asked if I could kiss this one girl during recess and she said no, but I kissed her on the cheek anyway. She was moderately disgusted, she later turned into a huge slut. Idk what happened to the first girl.

After that I became super beta.

>>34071995
I love happy endings.

O

>>34057709
yeah I kissed emma stone once.

>>34057709
I've never kissed a girl before. I'm 19.

>>34057709
No. Why anyone who did would browsee that board?

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I was in a school play when I was about 14 and in the audition I had to kiss a girl. She's a 9/10 now. Other than that I haven't, and I don't particularly remember much about it.

Am I Chad?

>>34072693
>dat pic

lmaooooo no chill bruh

>>34072515
Hi Jesse Eisenberg

>>34072860
i'm ryan gosling actually

made out with some girl a few months ago

Yep. I was 17 and paid an escort to lose my virginity to. I defeated Chad before I even turned 18.

>>34057709
Kissed my wife before I left for work today.

>>34072329
One where your goal is self improvement instead of relying on other people to be happy. That or one where you're not a fucking pretentious faggot that thinks he knows what the "goal" of life is

Yeah, just a week and a half ago when my gf was in town for new year

>>34074251
excellent how much per hour and was she smoking?

>>34057709
Yes, it was amazing. Imagine someone being so comfortable with your face, to put it onto theirs, and then allow you access to their mouth.

You lustful stare into their eyes, and they into yours, as you attack their face with your passion for them, and it is not awkward, it feels right.

Or, you passionately lock faces, eyes closed, appreciating everything about them in that moment, taking in her scent, and she exhales; she breathes a part of herself into you and lets out a soft moan. You're making her feel weak - she's falling for you

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I'm gonna need all you normies to step outside and line up against the back wall.

Yup most a e s t h e t I c day of my life
>be me 9
>playing with a grill I like
>starts to rain
>"let's get inside anon "
>I take off my coat and use as makeshift umbrella
>she gets under
He rain pats against he coat, silence all around
We stare into each others eyes
Get closer
And kiss
>said somthing autist tier
>she ignores
I eventually drop coat and we are kissing in rain

My friends didn't believe me and you guys probs won't but im telling it was pure magic.

>>34057709

"real" Kiss? No.

Kiss on the cheek? In the year 2005

>31yo khv

I've kissed at least 8 girls (not family members), three of them with tongue. Still a virgin.

>>34057709
Yeah, I've kissed a few girls once

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>>34057709
Nope and at 20 it's my hidden shame and the reason I'm still a virgin. When I go clubbing with friends I intentionally sabotage myself because I fear that I'll attempt to kiss a girl and make a fool out of myself.

>Mfw my friends were surprised to hear I was a virgin and had a whole conversation about it
>"Haha bullshit!"
>"Really?! All you'd have to do is smile at them"
>"Worst part is girls approach him but he always messes it up"

A-at least they don't know I'm a kissless virgin.

>>34071995
>while we are looking at each other say "In my country if a guy and girls share their secrets they have to kiss and seal the secret"
I can't like that enough.

>>34074617
280 quid for 1.5 hours.

If by smoking you mean smoking hot, then yes.

>six feet
>baltic descent
>great body, cuddles for days

>>34057709
I don't even know anymore how to make contact with any human I don't know. So no, and the possibility of that ever changing are infinitely small. Good thing I am dead inside and I stopped caring :)

>>34057709
No, I don't even want to. kisses are disgusting.

>>34060523
> i never enjoyed it though
wtf does that mean?

>>34061717
could you explain more or go into a little more detail about how this occurred?

I have kissed 22, I keep a list.

Kissed one girl when I was 20. Another when 25. currently 28.

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a couple times, pic unrelated.
once when i was in 2nd grade
>be 6
>armenian 6.5/10 thinks im admirable
>she made me touch her and i didnt know what i was doing
>next day its lunch time and she tells me to go under the table with her
>she tells me to kiss her
>i kiss her for like 2 seconds
>didnt really feel anything, just thought it was a thing people just do to each other like how my parents would kiss me on the forehead when i did something good
7th grade
>be 11
>physically and mentally worst year of my life
>at one point get dared to kiss this one girl on the cheek
>smooch her, she doesnt return
>kinda feels bad
high school
>be 15
>redhead girl i know who identifies as a male (but didnt care to make any part of her look masculine) tells me to ditch school with her
>we go to my place
>i kiss her
>she was like eh it was okay
>next day i ask her out in an autistic way
>she says she has a bf
one year ago
>be 17
>at a friends house for christmas
>girl i know is there
>she was 14 at the time
>i lay down on my friends bed, people are in the room
>she lays down too unaware that im on it
>she stays
>imjizzinginternally.jpeg
>i lie down right fucking next to her and she has her eyes closed
>at this point i didnt care about the consequences, i just wanted a gf for once in my life
>she feels me getting close to her
>she is somehow okay
>i kiss her and she kisses back
>friend sees and is shocked but not in a horrible way
>the girl i kissed runs away
>i feel like shit
>i say sorry and she says its okay
>havent talked to her since
pretty gud for a 4/10 manlet, my trick is that i just dont care about the consequences.
go full robot and just kiss the fucking girl already, anons.

>>34077359
>go full robot and just kiss the fucking girl already, anons.
>He says while posting a wall of text full of terrible experiences
Yeah great advice, I can tell it worked for you :^)