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Anon being a bitter virgin isn't good for you
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>>34117089
You guys just don't know how badly I want to bust a nut on her face
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>>34117089
Lacy pls go.
being a slut apologist does more harm than good.
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Is it true piercing girls love to suck big dick?

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She's right, like it or not. Glad that an anime finally touched on this. You guys really have no idea how hard it was to be a high school girl.

Even then, I grimaced and let every guy down easy, but there are days when I just wanted to laugh in their face and ask them what they were thinking. Now I'm alone, so I guess it's karma. Then again, I'd rather die alone than date some of the uglies that approached me.
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>>34117082
I just exploded.
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>>34117082
>now I'm alone
once a Stacy always a Stacy
fuck off
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>>34117082
I don't know if you have just been incredibly sheltered or if you are baiting hard.

Any affection, even from people you are completely disinterested in makes you feel better about yourself.

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What are the realistic chances of getting a gf when I'm fat, short, and friendless? How does it work? Am I supposed to go outside and ask people if they wanna be friends? Should I just be myself?
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>>34117054
>fat
aka no self respect
>short
lol
>friendless
kek

>How does it work?
you become rich of course
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>>34117054
Start going to the gym, eventually you will gain opportunities just by being there
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Put yourself out there. Get active! Go to the gym and start eating right. I've been chubby all of my life, but when I got into the gym and got into great shape, I got laid. Now I'm married but I still try to keep in shape. Don't be lazy. Get out there! :)

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I'm in the mood to have nice conversation with people. Anyone wanna just chat about whatever?
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>>34116952
not now op to busy shitposting
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>>34116952
Sure OP, what you wanna talk about?
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>>34116952
can you post some lewd shit? i'm rogering myself

is "bad boy" chad the worst or best chad?
pros

ALL bitches love bad boy chad because hes tatted, been to jail and does pretty much whatever the fuck he wants. (drugs, alcohol, beats his girlfriends, fucks hookers and rides the bike with the gang)

regular chads are just boring male models or work in an office or run companies
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bljonnjnjokj
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Well they are the rarest form of chad. Most criminals are degenerate and it's reflected in their looks. And most chads are too chicken shit to do anything but work in marketing and start their own small business.
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>>34117095
>chickenshit
>starting your own business
being an entrepreneur is alpha as fuck. Sorry we cant all be NEETS eating cheetos in mommys basement.

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I actually like Reddit a lot. It has really smart people who are interested in neat things. There is a Reddit page for anything you can dream up, and people are generally nice and well spoken.

Well r9k?
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KFC is the bomb
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People on Reddit are elitists who think they know everything best, also lack of anonymity and every subreddit is giant hivemind.
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>>34116992
it can be, but usually the subreddits that attract those type of people are easy to recognize and avoidable

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>Anon.. Will you marry me?
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>>34116939
>will u marry me
yea
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>>34116939
breaks my heart qt, but I already have a waifu
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no stupid anime

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The currency of love/women is social status.

Lets break it down guys.
Love is not some mysterious unquantifiable thing and women are not inexplicable.

All women have a pricetag, they constantly compare eachother and have a precise understanding of their own worth. In a group of women, everyone knows their standing perfectly well.
We as males have social status, and once our status compares to a woman's price tag we can take them at our convenience.
We just have to break it down to the single truth about what social status really is, and how it's defined from the perspective of a woman.
Money and all this shit is really only an artificial way of increasing your social status.
Alphas can be poor as fk and still bang the hotties.
Name it, anons
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>>34116937
Step 1) Leave 4chan
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>>34116937
Not even alpha. Just charming can get you levels higher than you should be able to bang. I'm a fat slob with no money and have fuck tone gym rat girls because I make them feel special.
Regardless it's a question of skills and luck.
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Just read your first PUA book huh OP?

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Why everyone here is so depressed?
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cuz life succ
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depression is a meme now
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You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Resignation to the end, always the end

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can we get a grapefruit spoon thread going?
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grapefruit spoon
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grape-fruit spoon
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Is this like those sink threads where the real purpose was putting hidden data on the pictures to trade "that stuff"?

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I don't even meet the requirements to date a fucking tranny, what the fuck is life anyway, I've never had fun like EVER and I'm still a virgin at 24 because I'm not attractive, WHATS THE POINT OF LIFE
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>>34116806
I'm a 4/10 to 6 at best. Tried talking to one online with a similar profile, and after showing her my picture she still wanted to meet.

Guess she thought I would be an easy fuck or something. Point is. There is always hope.
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>im a faggot who only dates straight men
Kek
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>expecting a mentally ill person to have realistic standards
I'd have thought you'd spent enough time on this board by now to know that's not going to happen.

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>comfy playing overwatch
>literally every other match there's a female using her mic
>usually just complaining about heals/team composition
>queued with orbiters or chad so they start harassing you if you tell her to fuck off

Why do so many females play this game? I wish they would shut the fuck up and let robots be comfy.
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>>34116796
>People want to play with team composition in a game that is based entirely on team composition
Gee, no idea why they do that, robot.
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>>34116826

If people are playing characters they're good at, and winning, mind you, who gives a fuck about the meta? Literally autistic tryhards force people into playing characters they suck at just because it's meta.
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>>34116796
thats what you get for buying 'goty 2016'.. terrible statement on its own considering current games are all garbage.
its a moba mixed with shooter, aimed at casuals, by a company that makes casual games, thats never made a shooter before.
their biggest claims to fame were starcraft (which afaik is dead) and WoW which.. fuck.. im not sure how people find it enjoyable anymore, they made nothing but mistakes for years on end.. used to like that game but now i cringe at any blizzard related products because of the fuck they did.

play causal games, get the casual experience. ya dun goofd

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do you collect you's on 4chan?
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Not falling for it, friendo
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>>34117160
>>34116795
you bet i do
as a fembot i like to fuck chads
i literally just want yous
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>>34116795
more like boo's

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I don't give a flying fuck about what any little slit thinks of me. Especially my girlfriend, and her, I'm crazy about.
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>>34116788
FUCK YOU, PIE O MY WAS A BEATIFUL CREATURE, WHAT'D SHE EVER TO DO YOU, YOU FUCKING RATFUCK
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>>34116817
A) She hit me
B) She was a whooowurse
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>>34116834
fuck you and fuck your fake ass trump hair

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Classes and Gym today, then some weed and vidya later in the night. What about you all?

>tfw everyone else will be partying on the first weekend back
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>>34116708
>go to classes yesterday
>as soon as I'm done, I try to skateboard at the skatepark but I suck ass so I give up and go back to my room
>sleep from 5pm to 4am
>hungry, but I'm too anxious constantly to go outside
>I feel my roommate judging me for just laying on my bed all day doing nothing
>i don't have anywhere else to go
>I have a class in 45 minutes but I'm so anxious I'm considering just not going
I wish I was dead. At least I've been studying, I'm too fucked up socially to not at least be really smart. I find math classes are now my favorite because they're so sterile and antisocial.
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>>34116708
>weed
Wait so how are you not a partying normie?
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>>34116763
Weed is not a social drug lmao, its done by people who smoke weed thats it, its not coke. Coke is a party drug and basically powdered chad, I've hit on so many girls while gakked up its untrue.

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