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>tranny knees
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>>34142216
What does this even mean? lol
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>>34142216
>tranny knees
what did he mean by this
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Transgender Knees.

What an oddly specific fetish

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Is there a difference between feminine cock and masculine cock?
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masculine cock is superior
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>>34142165
Why does this turn me on?
This confuses me, i'm not even gay
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>>34142165
who dis oreganoli

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>tfw black girl
>tfw into femdom
>tfw no one wants to beta orbit and worship a black girl
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Mulatta girl here, so not sure if I still count. But I don't want a beta orbiter, just a qt robot bf to listen to music with and watch movies with. One who won't abandon me. But people here only like white girls and pale skinned white girls, so. Oh well.
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>>34142171
I'll be your boyfriend what's your steam discord or skype?
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>>34142136
That's true, nigs are usually pretty ugly
Sry about your luck black bot

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Do you like clingy jealous girls?
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>>34142131
>not even a clingy girl will ever like me
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>>34142131
it's cute and it feels good to be wanted and desired, but unless you are in love with the girl and also kinda needy the novelty wears off.

also the moment she stops being jealous and clingy you know you are getting cucked kek.
this chicks need constant validation and if they don't get it from you they will get it from someone else.
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>>34142299
This.

Also it really depends on the severity. A girl being a bit clingy and jealous just shows you that she cares, but if she is clingy to the point of messaging and calling you all day and so jealous that she always has to check your emails and fb then I would imagine it would get old very quickly

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>be me
>order a sandwich from some delivery place
> fucking humoungous foot long sandwhiches , almost as big as your calves
> it arrives
>I don't eat it
>I fucking deep throat the sandwich untill I gag
> Suck the fillings out
> and then I eat the bread
> still have a half chub
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>>34142073
Perhaps invest in an actual dildo to deepthroat, if you keep it up with sandwiches you'll get fat and your wallet thin.
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>>34142087
This is my only meal that I am going to eat
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>>34142161
One big sandwich a day isn't good for your health, mate.

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So robots, what (apart from looks) keeps you from being a normie?

Me, I'm extremely envious. I don't have a lot of friends and for the few I have I usually find myself hating them for having things/experiences I don't have.
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>>34142023
Who the fuck knows
alcoholism? hatred of humanity? some brain trauma? social disorder? being a loser?
take your pick
or are we all normal, and all that normalfag/robot drama is inherited from media and society telling us that we are all special snowflakes during times when we grew up?

>hating them for having things/experiences I don't have.
tis' retarded
they should hate you back for exactly same reason
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>>34142023
Lack of original interest.
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>>34142023
False feeling of superiority, switched to self-loathing from time to time.
I don't actually try to talk to classic normies (I'm talking about chatty hip snapchat-addicts post-teenagers here) because I find them uninteresting and mostly because I can't relate to them on any level. I do find some people interesting though but my social skills are almost non-existent due to a sheltered life of video games with some psychological and social disorders that are part of me since childhood, probably caused by actual autism.

I like to imagine myself as an asocial genius who's going to change the world one day. But I'm not even that smart.

Might still give a shot to a few ideas of mine.

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I miss carbohydrates. As in, I miss consuming every sugary thing in sight.
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>>34142015
Consume my dick
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>>34142125

Your dick ain't as sweet as you think it is.
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>>34142152
Eet it

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There is now a scientific proof that robots are a product of our time and are essential for bringing the current society to an end.
>will post summary of the experiment in the comments
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>>34141887
Bump

Gorygegango
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i read about that experiment on /pol/ month's ago. it is kinda different because our environements are not that isolated as the mice's. we are not all living in overcrowded cities, we have comfort lile they had, most of our basic needs are also met but steel it is not similar. only neets are close to this lifestyle but neets are not majority of humans
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>>34141887
This might mean that there is a bottleneck to human development. Abundance destroys itself. Interesting when you relate it to the fermi paradox

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Why are we stilI here? Just to suffer?
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Pretty much, yeah. Unless you're Chad that is, in that case, the world is your playground.
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>>34141993
You feel it to, don't you?
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>>34141872
THE FEELS WE'VE LOST

Which would be a bigger deal breaker for you, guys? Being in a relationship with a trans woman who still has a penis, or a cis woman who is 320 pounds? Which one is a bigger deal breaker for you?
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Bump because I really want to know
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Hello pls respond bump bump
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tough one to call, they obviously both have some mental issues but i would probably be more repulsed by the fatty in the long term (if she looks like the pic with the bingo wings and everything).
at least the tranny is putting in some effort.

Post your intense/emotional videos please. It's the only way I feel anything. I'll also dump what I have.


https://youtu.be/5ImX003hG54?t=218
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>>34141754
This is what happens when a beta whitey procreates with a self hating asian whore.

Yeah I'm from asianmasculinity. So what? Deal with it you stupid gaijin.
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>>34141754
>commits a crime 13 times
>gets caught

>cries

lmao no sympathy for this stupid faggot, next time don't get caught and at least don't cry if you do pussy
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>>34141754
It's interesting to watch someone's life crumble before their eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L7_Wt3KPFQ

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are male and female orgasms that different? i always see dudes hype theirs up and say stuff like "waves of pleasure" or something but honestly its just like your dick sneezes for a few seconds
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>>34141753
>i always see dudes hype theirs up
I've never heard or seen that. In fact, I don't think I have ever heard any man ever comment on the level of pleasure they received from cumming.
Usually they just cum and make grunts.
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>>34141779
just go look on reddits r/sex its all shit like that lol
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>>34141824
>anything reddit
not believable. everyone on there is a retarded faggot who spouts shit out to gain attention and praise.

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I'm itching to spend $300-$400 on something. I don't know what. A gadget or something fun or something. What do I buy r9k?

(no friends and no gf so consumerism helps fill the void in my life)
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Buy a wii u its pretty fun to play around with and its discontinued.
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Buy a used john boat on craigslist
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>>34141718
Save it and buy a dirtbike.

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>Chad roommate invites people to watch a movie
>I know this is gonna suck but okay, some anon told me that I need to socialize with people
>watch a movie with chads and stacies
>movie turns extremly emotional and I start to cry
>stacy starts to laugh
>"anon don't be such a pussy"
>everyone starts to laugh
>turn around to not see them and cry
>chad is holding his gfs hand
>"for fucks sake anon man the fuck up you are killing our fun"
>run to toilet
>stay there until they leave
>roommate chad is extremly furious
>"holy shit anon I invited the best girls from college, and now every single of them knows what a fucked up retard you are. Your chances to get laid in this life are equal to zero"
YOU HAVE TO SOCIALIZE ANON

IT IS GOING TO GET BETTER
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>>34141700
>>movie turns extremly emotional and I start to cry

Faggot
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>>34141700
This sounds like fiction. But tough luck buddy if real. Before you know it you won't have this problem. Just dead eyes and the inability to feel anything. GOOD LUCK
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what movie was it? context would be nice

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H-how do you use an elevator?

I moved into an apartment on the 11th floor two months ago but i have been too unsecure to use the elevator so far and instead walked up the stairs.

If i pressed the 11th button in the elevator and on the way up someone else enters, should i press the button again then?
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>>34141638
I don't believe you, anon.

>If i pressed the 11th button in the elevator and on the way up someone else enters, should i press the button again then?
You don't need to do that, no. The elevator isn't forgetful. He remembers!
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lol no, it'll still take you to your floor. if you're going up, the elevator will only to other people who are going up on floors above yours as well.
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>>34141696
"will only open to"

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