>be me
>order a sandwich from some delivery place
> fucking humoungous foot long sandwhiches , almost as big as your calves
> it arrives
>I don't eat it
>I fucking deep throat the sandwich untill I gag
> Suck the fillings out
> and then I eat the bread
> still have a half chub
>>34142073
Perhaps invest in an actual dildo to deepthroat, if you keep it up with sandwiches you'll get fat and your wallet thin.
>>34142087
This is my only meal that I am going to eat
>>34142161
One big sandwich a day isn't good for your health, mate.
>>34142195
He's gay, what does he need health for?
>>34142361
Not looking like a greasy unfuckable fatty, duh.
On the plus side Anon, you saved some calories by limiting your portions.
And don't worry, all us robots have gay urges.
>>34142073
Silly anon, you can't "go gay".
Gay people are born, not made.
>>34142195
Lol I don't eat like this everyday
Usually I eat fruits for break fast
Skip lunch
And for dinner I eat pasta
Probably not the healthiest but it's what my budget allows
Also I run with my dog so that should help ?
>>34142495
If I ever do have "gay" sex I would like to be the dom
>>34142614
But you can figure yourself out?
>>34142621
It goes both ways. Twinks and traps typically don't want to be shagged by disgusting blobs.
>>34142073
You're not gay youre just brain damaged
>>34142883
If my nigga OP wants to be gay let him be gay