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Obscure Talents/Abilities 2017-01-16 05:25:10 Post No.34179116
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Obscure Talents/Abilities
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2017-01-16 05:25:10
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I pretty much spend my life trying to do things or learn to do things that I think are cool. What's something cool that you can do or would like to learn to do?
I can Ripstik, (can't actually skateboard though) and I'm always trying to learn new tricks. I also have Heely's, but know much fewer and less impressive tricks.
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>>34179116
trying to laern how to scooter on a razr
almost did a spin jump but it hit my leg
also yoyo is pretty neat
you gotta do it to hans zimmer tho
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I remember sitting in a class waiting for my friend to leave and it was his calculus class. I was sitting in the back, amazed by what was being written on the board, keep in mind I only knew how to do algebra at the time so I had no fucking clue what was going on in that class. But after that day of seeing all the stuff they did in that class, I always told myself that one day I would be able to do calculus and I'd even envision me doing it. 2 years later to now, I know how to do calculus now and I got an A in ny last semester course of calculus 1. Feels good know that what we think about most, usually always comes to reality as long as we keep our mind in that direction.
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>>34179169
Pretty sick. Anything you can do tricks with is pretty cool desu. Any sort of wheel-board variants, parkour, yoyos. I have a friend that has whips and does whip routines.
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>tfw haven't jerked off in 3 days
should I beat my meat tonight or keep going? I feel like I'm on the verge of being horny but I could still go without it.
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i made this image. thanks for sharing it anon
>tfw to cool to jerk off
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>>34179068
keep going OP, hold it longer and your next nut will be fucking god like
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>>34179114
thank you for making it, I think it's pretty funny
>>34179136
yeah that's more or less what I'm thinking
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>be depressed
>drop out of college at 18
>go to a psych and therapist and be NEET for 6 years
>diagnosed with major depressive disorder and psych is worried about schizophrenia symptoms
>anti depressants and anti psychotic of twice the recommended dose
>feel ok for the first time since middle school
>try college again in 2012
>drop out again because no social skills still
>finally start fixing life
>can socialize competently
>start dieting and lifting
>get confidence to talk to women
>psych doesn't think I'm schizo and starts taking me off the anti psychotics
>take a class in fall 2016
>get an A
>have nice winter break
>have three women who want to fuck me
>enroll in spring 2017 classes
>check school email for the first time since break tonight
>NOTIFICATION OF PROGRESS DISMISSAL
>not eligible to return to classes unless I filed an appeal by the 6th on January
>tfw emailing psych to try to get documents to prove I had "extenuating circumstances" to appeal a week after the deadline
I fucking dare them to try to stop me now. I'm not going back
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Also thanks for reading my blog.
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>>34179046
Dude get psychbro to save you, smash some pussy, and finish school. With this happy thread on r9k, I'll be going to bed thinking about you! Good luck my man.
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>>34179111
Thank you for the good luck wishes. Hopefully I'll get this shit sorted tomorrow. That's when classes are confirmed/dropped.
This board collectively has the LEAST amount of (You)'s I've ever seen. All of you narcissistic fucks do is make survey threads among other shitty topics where there is no context or basis for the most basic discussion to even be possible. It's just a sea of people posting about their problems and I never see anyone replying to one another outside of the usual shitpost. The reason you're so miserable is because you don't realize that this place is not a viable means to let off steam and relate to others, it has zero therapeutic qualities which is what anybody suffering from depression or anxiety needs to fill the missing link of RELATING TO OTHERS and quelling the feeling of being so alone.
Time is running out, we will all die someday and you cannot get the time back that you wasted on a stagnant nihilistic place like this.
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>>34179023
no one cares about you, normie. go back to kikebook.
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>>34179023
well said.
still cant bring myself to face myself. monster me?
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>>34179047
I don't have any social media of any kind and I live with my parents.
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Anyone else's life fucked up by anxiety?
>have to force myself to go out for necessities like groceries
>walk funny when i feel like people are watching me
>always feel like people are looking at me in public
>always bug eyed and tense
>always frowning or scowling
>have trouble talking loud enough
>always make too much eye contact during conversations
>people think i'm creepy
>give off the school shooter vibe
>fidget and shake when i'm nervous which is a lot of the time
Is there a way to fix this? Life is shit like this.
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have any green text stories to share or anything?
if you realize your exhibiting behaviors your already ahead of most. how old are you anon
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>>34179108
don't really have any good stories. it's just small shit that happens a lot.
i'll be 29 in a few days.
I don't seem to be able to do anything about the behaviors, though. They just kinda happen.
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>>34179376
are you KHV? Have you tried to /fit/? havehobbies, etc?
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Please help cure me of my degeneracy, /r9k/...
I can't stop craving thick white cocks...
>_<
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They kicked you out of /pol/, huh, OP.
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>>34178979
It's ok anon we are ok with degeneracy here do whatever you want.
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>>34178979
>I can't stop craving thick white cocks...
>posts an asian trap
does not compute
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REMINDER THAT IF YOU ARE NOT PROFICIENT IN MATHEMATICS YOU ARE NOT A TRUE ROBOT.
YOU ARE JUST POP-CULTURE CONSUMING CATTLE IN THE HANDS OF THE ELITE.
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Okay? You going to do something about it, nerd?
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>>/sci/ is that way
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>ARE YOU PROFIICENT IN MATHEMATICS
>wow im so wet
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Brother, I implore you--my hunger for the succulent yellow corn is now unbearable. That the man has separated me from the others means only one thing: my death is ordained on the morrow in the Dark House. Surely you can spare a few grains for the damned?
Would you deny me one final taste of the corn, as the thread of my life comes to an end, Brother?
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>>34178917
this was well written, I would like to see more
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where is the Dark House?
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>>34178917
I like this, I like this a lot. Please post more OP.
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I am surrounded by dancing monkeys entertaining their immediate desires and indulging in wild self-destructive pleasures that rot away at the very essence of their spirit and reduce them in to pawns in the grand free market. Humans are like trash now, litter in the system of efficiency clogging the pistons of the motor of the world with their disgusting meat sacks. Humans, who had made so much progress, were reduced in to whimpering lambs at the mercy of the shepherd to be slaughtered for an easy sacrifice at any moment. Why are we obsessed with annihilating everything we've stood for and succumbing to this fate?
When you are born you are handed a little checklist of things to do in life, polished and commercialized for your convenience, separating the green paper from your wallet while you chase after the goose known as satisfaction. In a spontaneous explosion we immolate ourselves for just a moment's escape from the existential reality of utter meaninglessness.
I am hollow inside. All I can do is sit and watch the assisted suicide of everyone around me by the organized machine of slaughter known as the First world. I wish I could fall in to hibernation and awaken to see the result, but I fear it would just be an empty wasteland of rubble devoid of all human life and all human effort. Just the skeleton of a past no one will care to remember, because there's no one left to remember it.
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>>34178797
Are you any different though? And why does it matter?
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>>34178959
I'm just like them, I'm just more self-aware. But at the root of my mind I am just as instinctual as they are and it fills me with shame for being a slave to my whims.
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>>34178797
keep sitting on the sidelines and thinking youre superior. youre not. i used to do that and now im so ashamed of myself i cant bring myself to live. youll learn. i pray for you that its not too late.
and just so you know the higher ups misinform and warp people to retard progress because the only rational outcome is a push for something tried and proven impossible.
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hey robots, how should i end it ?
rn my list of choices are;
sodium cyanide
carbon monoxide
asphyxiation by helium
please enlighten me on any better options, i want the quick and painless
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>>34178764
if dubs you don't kill yourself and ask out your oneitis and post results.
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>>34178848
Kek has spoken, do not disappoint.
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>>34178764
If you're really serious about killing yourself OD on heroin in a private place. It's supposedly a pretty blissful way to go
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> want to meet cute fembots on omegle
> too anxious to have to see my face and have someone see me at the same time.
> chicken out every time
I hate myself.
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theyd all treat you like shit. dont bother.
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>>34178712
anon, they're just women. stop being a sub and getting intimidated by every woman you see. it's over the internet anyway so THEY CAN'T HURT YOU. good grief
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>>34178806
Its not just women, its everyone.
Redpill me on 2007, robots. Was this really the "downfall" year like so many say?
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i mean think about how different 2006 and 2008 are its like a worlds apart internet wise, which is what i think you mean
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If you mean the internet, smartphones, sums it all up
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>>34178676
what have you heard about it?
blox
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happy time
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i threw you to the obvious just to see if there's more behind me.
eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy.
here i am just expecting a little bit too much from the wounded.
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>>34178622
Kaga is very nice. Good post OP
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I wish Kaga was real and I could fall asleep on her lap.
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Why are MGTOW so pathetic?
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>>34178603
It won't work because they aren't Chads or actual productive males of society. Its literally just ugly beta makes weeding thenselves out of the dating game because its going so bad for them. Its a lost cause because its just ugly fat men going their own way
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Most of the most vocal people of any group are usually very obnoxious or desperate to fit in, the real mgtow just go their own way and dont announce it.
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>>34178603
>"You can't fire me, I quit!" - the movement
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Who else here /drinking/ tonight? Mlk day means i have no school tomorrow so I'm naked in bed drinking
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is he even touching her?
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>>34178753
If you zoom in, yes
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>>34178597
I'm drunk. Enjoy anon